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cansofworms @snipsnipbloop.bsky.social · 6d

The dear weird ear-deer fears the ears of the other dear weird ear-deer. The dear weird ear-deer likes to leer at the ears of the other dear weird ear-deer since it fears the ears of the other dear weird ear-deer.

— Michael Robert Neal

cansofworms @snipsnipbloop.bsky.social · 6d

I feel healthier after seeing #JohnMulaney perform live in #Detroit

cansofworms @snipsnipbloop.bsky.social · 6d

I laughed better
because of him (#JohnMulaney live in #Detroit )

My laughing got better
As in I think he (#JohnMulaney live in #Detroit ) improved my laughter

Quite a bit.

— Michael Robert Neal

cansofworms @snipsnipbloop.bsky.social · 6d

Just got done seeing #JohnMulaney in #Detroit . . .

. . . objectively and subjectively the best god blest choice I have ever made in my life.

And I genuinely mean that.

cansofworms @snipsnipbloop.bsky.social · 7d

cansofworms @snipsnipbloop.bsky.social · 20d

What’s the best purchase you’ve ever made?

cansofworms @snipsnipbloop.bsky.social · 28d

Best and most underrated snack EVER

cansofworms @snipsnipbloop.bsky.social · 28d

Garlic scented lotion, someone make it happen

cansofworms @snipsnipbloop.bsky.social · Sep 21

So many things happened in Demon Sayer: Infinity Castle they couldn’t even fit it in one movie

cansofworms @snipsnipbloop.bsky.social · Sep 12

cansofworms @snipsnipbloop.bsky.social · Sep 7

I can smell the cold;
The cold coming in this year
It be smelly

*sniff, sniff*

— Michael Robert Neal

cansofworms @snipsnipbloop.bsky.social · Sep 5

just warning you now it’s gonna be that kind of post, this week sucked ass

cansofworms @snipsnipbloop.bsky.social · Sep 1

Some poems just feel good to write 🌺

cansofworms @snipsnipbloop.bsky.social · Sep 1

guys this poem is too gay for me and I’m the one who wrote it poetry is gay enough as it is

cansofworms @snipsnipbloop.bsky.social · Aug 27

Going to see John Mulaney and Shayne Smith this October in Detroit 🥳

cansofworms @snipsnipbloop.bsky.social · Aug 26

cansofworms @snipsnipbloop.bsky.social · Aug 21

I need a workout buddy

cansofworms @snipsnipbloop.bsky.social · Aug 19

Wahoo Wahoo
Wahoo and to you and you and you

How goes it there
and Skiddily doo?

Oh this poem is stupid
I want to throw it out

But also keep it
I think it’d be funny

— Michael Robert Neal

cansofworms @snipsnipbloop.bsky.social · Aug 19

Hehehehehehehehehehehehe

cansofworms @snipsnipbloop.bsky.social · Aug 19

my body feels cracked—
like a glow-stick.

— Michael Robert Neal

cansofworms @snipsnipbloop.bsky.social · Aug 18

The euphoria of a new shirt 👌😩

cansofworms @snipsnipbloop.bsky.social · Aug 18

Mike in the Wild

cansofworms @snipsnipbloop.bsky.social · Aug 16

help I don’t know if I’m awake or not

cansofworms @snipsnipbloop.bsky.social · Aug 16

Friction burns are the worst painful as hell