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The dear weird ear-deer fears the ears of the other dear weird ear-deer. The dear weird ear-deer likes to leer at the ears of the other dear weird ear-deer since it fears the ears of the other dear weird ear-deer.

— Michael Robert Neal
I feel healthier after seeing #JohnMulaney perform live in #Detroit
I laughed better
because of him (#JohnMulaney live in #Detroit )

My laughing got better
As in I think he (#JohnMulaney live in #Detroit ) improved my laughter

Quite a bit.

— Michael Robert Neal
Just got done seeing #JohnMulaney in #Detroit . . .

. . . objectively and subjectively the best god blest choice I have ever made in my life.

And I genuinely mean that.
What’s the best purchase you’ve ever made?
Best and most underrated snack EVER
Garlic scented lotion, someone make it happen
So many things happened in Demon Sayer: Infinity Castle they couldn’t even fit it in one movie
I can smell the cold;
The cold coming in this year
It be smelly

*sniff, sniff*

— Michael Robert Neal
just warning you now it’s gonna be that kind of post, this week sucked ass
Some poems just feel good to write 🌺
guys this poem is too gay for me and I’m the one who wrote it poetry is gay enough as it is
Going to see John Mulaney and Shayne Smith this October in Detroit 🥳
I need a workout buddy
Wahoo Wahoo
Wahoo and to you and you and you

How goes it there
and Skiddily doo?

Oh this poem is stupid
I want to throw it out

But also keep it
I think it’d be funny

— Michael Robert Neal
Hehehehehehehehehehehehe
my body feels cracked—
like a glow-stick.

— Michael Robert Neal
The euphoria of a new shirt 👌😩
help I don’t know if I’m awake or not
Friction burns are the worst painful as hell