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snipe 🌌 @snipedude.bsky.social · 18d
LIST OF ALL THE PPL WHO BETRAYED ME:

MY MOTHER

MY FATHER

CHLOE GARCIA

ISABELLA S.

HAYDEN WOLF

IRA WEAVER

MICHAEL MILLER

ASHER

OLIVIA

ELIZABETH MORTENSON

MCAFEE

HP COMPUTERS

THE INDIANA PACERS
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snipe 🌌 @snipedude.bsky.social · 14d
haha relatable
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snipe 🌌 @snipedude.bsky.social · 14d
yep it was the lightest crash ever
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snipe 🌌 @snipedude.bsky.social · 14d
my bus crashed, hbu?
me in a funny look cuz my bus crashed
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snipe 🌌 @snipedude.bsky.social · 18d
OKAY GENUINELY CLOSING OFF

IF YOU GUYS STUMBLE UPON MY STREAM JUST BLAME IT ON NORTH DAKOTA MAKING EVERYONE IN ITS BORDERS A NARCISSITIC FUCKFACE WHOSE ONLY GOAL IS TO GET SEX DRUGS AND DIE

THANK YOU.
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snipe 🌌 @snipedude.bsky.social · 18d
BY THE WAY HAYDEN'S FULL NAME IS HAYDEN THOMAS WOLF

NOT RELEVANT JUST WANT U GUYS TO KNOW
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snipe 🌌 @snipedude.bsky.social · 18d
BOT ACCOUNTS PLEASE DO NOT INTERACT

IF I SEE A 1 NEXT TO MY NOTIFS IT BETTER BE A HUMAN INSTEAD OF A CLANKER
TRENDING WORLD LIKES SHIT
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snipe 🌌 @snipedude.bsky.social · 18d
FUCK YOU AND GOODNIGHT. NOT.
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snipe 🌌 @snipedude.bsky.social · 18d
FUCK BLUESKY AS A PLATFORM. I SHOULD BE CELEBRATING SOMEBODIES DEATH ON A YOUTUBE COMMUNITY POST INSTEAD OF A SKEET MUHFUCKER
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snipe 🌌 @snipedude.bsky.social · 18d
MY BLUESKY AINT BEEN GOOD SINCE WINTER LAST YR CUZ I WAS BORED THE FUCK OUT MY MIND AND HAD NUN ELSE TO DO
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snipe 🌌 @snipedude.bsky.social · 18d
I HAVE MUTUALS ON THIS PLATFORM???? FUCKING PROVE IT
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snipe 🌌 @snipedude.bsky.social · 18d
AND WE GON TAKE U TO THA MOOOON TAKE U TO THA STAAAAARSSS
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I GOT THIS LYRIC FROM WATCH THE THRONE STUCK IN MY HEAD but i aint telling u what it is
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snipe 🌌 @snipedude.bsky.social · 18d
and by clicks, i truly mean 3 likes per post, and if im lucky, 15 on a photo that gets extra engagment
sean combs fucka
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snipe 🌌 @snipedude.bsky.social · 18d
i remember one time when this account actually got clicks I HAD TO MAKE A SECOND ACCOUNT TO WRITE AND VENT ON LMFAOOIOO
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snipe 🌌 @snipedude.bsky.social · 18d
IT IS REMARKABLE HOW I WAS TRYNA BE SUM SAD BOY BACK IN MAY AND JUNE. WHATS THERE TO BE SAD ABOUT??????!!!!
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snipe 🌌 @snipedude.bsky.social · 18d
VICE AND SIN, LADIES AND GENTLEHANDS. VICE AND SIN.
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snipe 🌌 @snipedude.bsky.social · 18d
IM GLAD I AINT EVER GIVEN NO WOMEN MY SUPER PERSONAL INFORMATION CUZ IMAGINE SOME DEEP SHIT ABOUT ME GOES PUBLIC but wait i aint got nun on me first of all AND SECOND i would nott GIVE TWO FUCKS
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snipe 🌌 @snipedude.bsky.social · 18d
yall north dakotans gotta let me know; how is it that all yall women genuinely be vying to get the best men by havinng the most attractive appearance they can then blowin that shit all away by getting pregnant at 14. thats fuckin stupid
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snipe 🌌 @snipedude.bsky.social · 18d
DO I SOUND LIKE A CORNBALLLL????? I FUCKING BETTER CUZ IM FROM INDIANA BITCHES
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snipe 🌌 @snipedude.bsky.social · 18d
WHAT IF WE KILLED 5 OF THE EMPLOYEES AT MY WORKPLACE AND TRIGGERED AN EMERGENCY DRAFT?????
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snipe 🌌 @snipedude.bsky.social · 18d
DONT EVER TAKE ANYTHING IN LIFE SERIOUSLY EXCEPT FOE JOBS, SCHOOL, AND SPORTS
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snipe 🌌 @snipedude.bsky.social · 18d
I GOT THIS LYRIC FROM WATCH THE THRONE STUCK IN MY HEAD but i aint telling u what it is
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snipe 🌌 @snipedude.bsky.social · 18d
imagine yo country disolves the same year as the SAN ANTONIO SPURS WINNA CHAMPIONSHIP????
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snipe 🌌 @snipedude.bsky.social · 18d
i may aswell go start my own fuggin yugoslavian war rn cuz yalls be doin nothing in yo life
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snipe 🌌 @snipedude.bsky.social · 18d
or better yet, whhy does culver's call its employees members of the "TRUE BLUE CREW" when wikipedia clrly says thats a FASCIST thing OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT
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snipe 🌌 @snipedude.bsky.social · 18d
you buy a pair of green socks, THEY BETTER NOT CHANGE INTO BLUE SOCKS IN THA MIDDLE OF 2008