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Mostly bravo and reality TV, the dumpster fire I was raised on.
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I hate when men say they were “Blindsided” SO MUCH.

Explain to me how they manage to figure out the root problem and reply with a version of “this again?? I thought we were over it!?”

#SummerHouse #Peacock #Kyle #Amanda
I know the DV stuff between Brittany and Jxx is hard for some viewers BUT in a world where survivors are not believed unless bystanders see it with their own eyes, it’s necessary. Even then the reflex is to come up with a reason to justify the abusers actions. 1/2

#TheValley #DV #Abuse #narcissism
June 11, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Let’s hope Janet doesn’t want to be an actress. Her rehearsed look of concern and sadness. It’s her poker face when conflict comes up. She tries to control and drive all conversations.

She thinks she’s mother. Mother and head of the PTA demon squad at her kids future school.
#TheValleynightmare
June 11, 2025 at 5:56 PM
They burned Lexi and made a joke out of her at her first reunion. Because hooking up has no real substance, it’s all the details in between that gets people wondering about the drama.

#Peacock #Bravo #SummerHouse
June 5, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Can #Peacock #Bravo stop making the crux of every shows drama heteronormative relationship centered. I want to see the dynamics of friendships as they get older, life changes.

#SummerHouse #SouthernCharmed
June 5, 2025 at 5:14 PM
I hope the invite #Imrul back for a second season. I’d like to actually get to know him. Give him more screen time!! PLEASE 🙏🏽

#SummerHouse #Tokenism #Stereotypes #Heteronormativerelationshipsareboring
June 5, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Craig is a little bitch boy. I would loooove to hear what he was like as a little brother from his older brother.

#SummerHouse #Peacock #Bravo #SouthernCharmed
June 5, 2025 at 5:01 PM
I hate when men say they were “Blindsided” SO MUCH.

Explain to me how they manage to figure out the root problem and reply with a version of “this again?? I thought we were over it!?”

#SummerHouse #Peacock #Kyle #Amanda
June 5, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Kyle what are you avoiding?? What are you running from??

As a fellow High-avoidant, anxious attachment style finding new hobbies and jobs to distract from feeling. I hate it too but it’s not going away. Get to know yourself.

#SummerHouse #KyleandAmanda #Peacock
June 5, 2025 at 4:46 PM
You will not get sympathy from me when you sleep with a housemate. The Lauren Wirkus season where Carl and her hook up….👀 👀 🤡

May there NEVER again be as much entitled yelling like the earlier seasons.

#Ewww #Yuck #SummerHouse #Peacock #SummerHouseearlyseasons
June 5, 2025 at 4:34 PM
I hope Ciara creates distance in her “friendship” with Jesse.

To be clear Jesse is not a friend to the girlies. He is take a ticket wait my turn. Ride on the coat tails of West and break the general housemate rule: DON’T SLEEP WITH YOUR HOUSEMATE

#SummerHouse #Peacock #Bravo
June 5, 2025 at 4:26 PM
I skip ⏩⏩ past the Jax video interviews and FaceTime.

He is desperate to be talked about and not be forgotten by the show.

#TheValley #Peacock
June 5, 2025 at 1:55 AM
It does feel like Jared is trying to worm his way in. Then Janet would have another minion on her side…..

You can see him lurking in the background of the last episode talking to Michelle

#TheValley #Peacock
June 5, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Britney needs to stop with her southern “✨politeness ✨”.

#TheValley #Peacock #Britney #Jax
June 5, 2025 at 1:34 AM
EwwwwwwwwwwwJanet. Say it with less enthusiasm.

#TheValley #Peacock #EwwJanet #Kristen #Jasmine
June 5, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Janet is soooo boring. The only person who is more of a bore is her husband.

#TheValley #Peacock
June 5, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Welp. Scheaner is the same.

#TheValley #Peacock
June 5, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Stick a fork 🍴 in the Lexi and Jesse stuff sooooo over it 🥱⚰️

#SummerHouse #Bravo #Peacock
May 30, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Oh man. I knew I liked Ciara but her sharing her family dynamics and difficulties. I feel like she’s reading from my journals.

My mom is someone who feels complete with a man not realizing men are responsible for most of the damage she’s left with.

#SummerHouse #Ciara #Bravo #Peacock
May 30, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Paige Disorbo Looks Soooooo Good…..
Like girl you should break up with Craig more often 😏🤭

#SummerHouse #SouthernCharmed #PaigeDisorbo #GigglySquad
May 23, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Jesse’s costume choices these last 2️⃣ episodes have been 🌋 🚽 telling…..

Hugh Hefner for snooze fest and American Psycho for Halloween.

#SummerHouse
May 23, 2025 at 1:46 AM
I wish Kyle would lean into the cheesy dad vibe—he can be really endearing.

#SummerHouse #LoverBoy
May 23, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Kyle did it!! HE DIDNT WAKE UP AMANDA TO GET HIS GOLD STAR ⭐️

#SummerHouse #LoverBoy #KyleandAmanda
May 23, 2025 at 1:36 AM
NIA GIRL. Give your cartilage a break daaang. Talking about your ovulation window during vacation….

#noroomtotalk #notamom #3under3 #TheValley #Peacock
May 8, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Jesse and Michelle are the same. You can’t convince me they are not.

It’s giving I’m trying to win the divorce…..
which is a losing game.

#TheValley #pickmeenergy #Peacock #divorce
May 8, 2025 at 12:19 AM