SnakesArePerfect
@snakesareperfect.bsky.social
Hello I'm Kai "The Sea Serpent". AD of @kaitheseaserpent.bsky.social
30 - He/Him - Pansexual - Switch
18+ ONLY! DMs Open. Happy to chat! NO RP.
Expect lots of vore, transformation and other weird stuff!
https://linktr.ee/snakesareperfect
30 - He/Him - Pansexual - Switch
18+ ONLY! DMs Open. Happy to chat! NO RP.
Expect lots of vore, transformation and other weird stuff!
https://linktr.ee/snakesareperfect
It's been a minute since I used someone's face as my seat...
December 14, 2025 at 5:08 PM
It's been a minute since I used someone's face as my seat...
Now that I've actually seen Zootopia 2. I can confirm that I really am just like the snake. Happy to see more friendly snakes represented in media!!! 🐍💙
When there's trouble in town, you can count on this trusty trio to save the day! I just hope my team doesn't mind my constant tight hugs! 🐍💙
🎨: @/missingphd.bsky.social
Also featuring @bunnywings.bsky.social & @gregorymisttail.bsky.social
#zootopia #zootopia #drawover #coiled #coiling
🎨: @/missingphd.bsky.social
Also featuring @bunnywings.bsky.social & @gregorymisttail.bsky.social
#zootopia #zootopia #drawover #coiled #coiling
December 13, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Now that I've actually seen Zootopia 2. I can confirm that I really am just like the snake. Happy to see more friendly snakes represented in media!!! 🐍💙
If I were a dragon, my hoard would be a huge pile of plushies.
Inanimate plushies of course. Anyone who threatened my hoard or me gets added to it. Thieves who tried to steal from me, fallen parties that tried to slay me, curious wanderers that entered my domain uninvited, etc.
Inanimate plushies of course. Anyone who threatened my hoard or me gets added to it. Thieves who tried to steal from me, fallen parties that tried to slay me, curious wanderers that entered my domain uninvited, etc.
December 13, 2025 at 5:23 PM
If I were a dragon, my hoard would be a huge pile of plushies.
Inanimate plushies of course. Anyone who threatened my hoard or me gets added to it. Thieves who tried to steal from me, fallen parties that tried to slay me, curious wanderers that entered my domain uninvited, etc.
Inanimate plushies of course. Anyone who threatened my hoard or me gets added to it. Thieves who tried to steal from me, fallen parties that tried to slay me, curious wanderers that entered my domain uninvited, etc.
Infinite Lives means Infinite Meals. I might've gotten carried away just a little bit...
🎨: @colinad.bsky.social
#vore #reformation #massvore #weightgain
🎨: @colinad.bsky.social
#vore #reformation #massvore #weightgain
December 12, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Infinite Lives means Infinite Meals. I might've gotten carried away just a little bit...
🎨: @colinad.bsky.social
#vore #reformation #massvore #weightgain
🎨: @colinad.bsky.social
#vore #reformation #massvore #weightgain
I don't want you to be a contact on my phone. I want you to be a sentient tattoo on my body.
December 11, 2025 at 4:47 PM
I don't want you to be a contact on my phone. I want you to be a sentient tattoo on my body.
Reposted by SnakesArePerfect
Pokemon Mystery Dungeon's floor tile traps and itemizer orbs hold so much potential for subjecting its victim(s) to an endless amount of fun, weird and kinky situations.
So why is art of this stuff so rare???? I've seen all the Internet has to offer with these two things and I want moooore. 😤
So why is art of this stuff so rare???? I've seen all the Internet has to offer with these two things and I want moooore. 😤
November 10, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Pokemon Mystery Dungeon's floor tile traps and itemizer orbs hold so much potential for subjecting its victim(s) to an endless amount of fun, weird and kinky situations.
So why is art of this stuff so rare???? I've seen all the Internet has to offer with these two things and I want moooore. 😤
So why is art of this stuff so rare???? I've seen all the Internet has to offer with these two things and I want moooore. 😤
Next MFF I wanna get an art piece of a fat gluttonous Kai filling out the entirety of a skybridge hallway with his fat mass. Blocking everyone from walking.
Bonus if he's pointing at his open maw and saying "Just walk through me, it's full tour." (He's lying.)
Bonus if he's pointing at his open maw and saying "Just walk through me, it's full tour." (He's lying.)
December 10, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Next MFF I wanna get an art piece of a fat gluttonous Kai filling out the entirety of a skybridge hallway with his fat mass. Blocking everyone from walking.
Bonus if he's pointing at his open maw and saying "Just walk through me, it's full tour." (He's lying.)
Bonus if he's pointing at his open maw and saying "Just walk through me, it's full tour." (He's lying.)
Reposted by SnakesArePerfect
CW: flattening, melting, pooltoy destruction
Commission for Terry and Kai!
Commission for Terry and Kai!
December 9, 2025 at 10:52 PM
CW: flattening, melting, pooltoy destruction
Commission for Terry and Kai!
Commission for Terry and Kai!
Dewey was enamored by my taur form so much that they wanted to become apart of it as an excited throbbing cock. Forever wobbling between 4 sets of legs. This snake taurs legs just tall enough to show off that package wherever Kai goes.
🎨 Artist & Cock: @derpydewey.bsky.social
🎨 Artist & Cock: @derpydewey.bsky.social
December 9, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Dewey was enamored by my taur form so much that they wanted to become apart of it as an excited throbbing cock. Forever wobbling between 4 sets of legs. This snake taurs legs just tall enough to show off that package wherever Kai goes.
🎨 Artist & Cock: @derpydewey.bsky.social
🎨 Artist & Cock: @derpydewey.bsky.social
Somehow managed to sleep through my whole flight. Opened my eyes and they said "We'll be landing shortly."
December 8, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Somehow managed to sleep through my whole flight. Opened my eyes and they said "We'll be landing shortly."
Bruh PCD can't be hitting me the second I walk out my hotel room. 😭
December 8, 2025 at 11:43 AM
Bruh PCD can't be hitting me the second I walk out my hotel room. 😭
Three eepy reptiles vs two snoring mammals. (One of the reptiles is also snoring) 😔
December 8, 2025 at 9:07 AM
Three eepy reptiles vs two snoring mammals. (One of the reptiles is also snoring) 😔
I got sick on the last day but MFF was incredible! Early flight tomorrow then I'll be home.
December 8, 2025 at 6:33 AM
I got sick on the last day but MFF was incredible! Early flight tomorrow then I'll be home.
Everything is expensive here I'm just gonna start eating furries till I get home.
December 5, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Everything is expensive here I'm just gonna start eating furries till I get home.
Apparently passed out between bellies. It didn't feel like and I think everyone's gaslighting me but everyone was saying I was OUT.
December 4, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Apparently passed out between bellies. It didn't feel like and I think everyone's gaslighting me but everyone was saying I was OUT.
I am such a cuddle slut. It's not fair everyone I know has extremely soft shaped bellies for me to press my face into.
December 4, 2025 at 11:52 AM
I am such a cuddle slut. It's not fair everyone I know has extremely soft shaped bellies for me to press my face into.
Actually managed to get somewhat decent sleep and woke up early. Gonna head out soon for my flight in a few hours. MFF here I come!
December 3, 2025 at 11:45 AM
Actually managed to get somewhat decent sleep and woke up early. Gonna head out soon for my flight in a few hours. MFF here I come!
Preach!!!
December 2, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Preach!!!
Bonus stockings refs, just for fun~
December 2, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Bonus stockings refs, just for fun~
I've been experimenting with more outfits and looks lately. I'll always have my iconic tropical fit but It'd be nice to have some more variety!
@bunnywings.bsky.social did an incredible job designing and drawing these outfits! These were drawn over my original ref from @alsinhyena.bsky.social !
@bunnywings.bsky.social did an incredible job designing and drawing these outfits! These were drawn over my original ref from @alsinhyena.bsky.social !
December 2, 2025 at 2:28 PM
I've been experimenting with more outfits and looks lately. I'll always have my iconic tropical fit but It'd be nice to have some more variety!
@bunnywings.bsky.social did an incredible job designing and drawing these outfits! These were drawn over my original ref from @alsinhyena.bsky.social !
@bunnywings.bsky.social did an incredible job designing and drawing these outfits! These were drawn over my original ref from @alsinhyena.bsky.social !
I love teasin' my switch/bottom friends but I think I need a pure top to absolutely destroy me in person,,, 💦
Bully me pls... >w>'
(If we're mutuals, this is an open invite to do this to me at cons.)
Bully me pls... >w>'
(If we're mutuals, this is an open invite to do this to me at cons.)
December 1, 2025 at 2:17 PM
I love teasin' my switch/bottom friends but I think I need a pure top to absolutely destroy me in person,,, 💦
Bully me pls... >w>'
(If we're mutuals, this is an open invite to do this to me at cons.)
Bully me pls... >w>'
(If we're mutuals, this is an open invite to do this to me at cons.)
My long time bestie has been playing a game that's heavily (SFW) inanimateTF themed. Messaged me and said. "I get it now" and has been incredibly horny for getting object'ified.
Meanwhile I'm grinning and evil laughing about it. >:3~
Meanwhile I'm grinning and evil laughing about it. >:3~
November 30, 2025 at 10:22 PM
My long time bestie has been playing a game that's heavily (SFW) inanimateTF themed. Messaged me and said. "I get it now" and has been incredibly horny for getting object'ified.
Meanwhile I'm grinning and evil laughing about it. >:3~
Meanwhile I'm grinning and evil laughing about it. >:3~
When you get fat off friends, the best way to show off that weight is to bully other future meals with it. Quinn and I made those fox cheeks massive~
🎨: BerryWoof / pocketopossum
Featuring @gregorymisttail.bsky.social, @leviathanbitez.bsky.social and @thatpunkdog.bsky.social
🎨: BerryWoof / pocketopossum
Featuring @gregorymisttail.bsky.social, @leviathanbitez.bsky.social and @thatpunkdog.bsky.social
November 30, 2025 at 6:27 PM
When you get fat off friends, the best way to show off that weight is to bully other future meals with it. Quinn and I made those fox cheeks massive~
🎨: BerryWoof / pocketopossum
Featuring @gregorymisttail.bsky.social, @leviathanbitez.bsky.social and @thatpunkdog.bsky.social
🎨: BerryWoof / pocketopossum
Featuring @gregorymisttail.bsky.social, @leviathanbitez.bsky.social and @thatpunkdog.bsky.social
I wanna be a needy cock dangling between someone's legs,,,, 🥵💦
November 29, 2025 at 5:59 PM
I wanna be a needy cock dangling between someone's legs,,,, 🥵💦
As much as I love inanimateTF. Kai being able to TF others never felt right to me. Because Kai is just a chill dude. Not some god or being with powers.
This is a big reason why I really wanna make my cockatrice character. A dedicated character that CAN and WILL do these things to Kai and others.
This is a big reason why I really wanna make my cockatrice character. A dedicated character that CAN and WILL do these things to Kai and others.
November 28, 2025 at 5:14 PM
As much as I love inanimateTF. Kai being able to TF others never felt right to me. Because Kai is just a chill dude. Not some god or being with powers.
This is a big reason why I really wanna make my cockatrice character. A dedicated character that CAN and WILL do these things to Kai and others.
This is a big reason why I really wanna make my cockatrice character. A dedicated character that CAN and WILL do these things to Kai and others.