thousand eyes she wolf
@snakedothandler.bsky.social
Jess, Sean, natural passenger, nylons appreciator, kyorosuke, snake dot handler, thousand eyes ghost girl, breakdown girl, she-wolf tree dweller. She/her.
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ever notice nobody talks about pussy strong balls weak anymore ?
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the “Take on Me” music video is insane because nowhere in America could you ever buy black and white comics about Formula 1 racing in the grocery store
April 23, 2025 at 7:41 PM
the “Take on Me” music video is insane because nowhere in America could you ever buy black and white comics about Formula 1 racing in the grocery store
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MTV Video Music Awards, TCM Audio Cinema Awards, A&E Aroma Sculpture Awards, etc
April 17, 2025 at 4:04 PM
MTV Video Music Awards, TCM Audio Cinema Awards, A&E Aroma Sculpture Awards, etc
I'm here to publicly express my admiration and love for Jimmy Hoffa and promise that I will under no circumstances murder him after listening to his son argue about a fish
December 6, 2025 at 2:36 AM
I'm here to publicly express my admiration and love for Jimmy Hoffa and promise that I will under no circumstances murder him after listening to his son argue about a fish
my favorite isekai is Demolition Man
December 6, 2025 at 2:14 AM
my favorite isekai is Demolition Man
woman wise and boy foolish, or something
December 6, 2025 at 2:03 AM
woman wise and boy foolish, or something
instead of being sad I guess I can talk about things I like basically it turns out
December 6, 2025 at 1:58 AM
instead of being sad I guess I can talk about things I like basically it turns out
I like The Irishman v much. I think it's a really good movie. I like that it's this big epic scale movie about America and crime and politics and it's also about how three dumb fuck dudes and their petty bullshit destroyed everything. Seems like a pretty good read on 20th century America.
December 6, 2025 at 1:58 AM
I like The Irishman v much. I think it's a really good movie. I like that it's this big epic scale movie about America and crime and politics and it's also about how three dumb fuck dudes and their petty bullshit destroyed everything. Seems like a pretty good read on 20th century America.
meet me at Umberto’s Clam House for no reason in particular
December 6, 2025 at 1:27 AM
meet me at Umberto’s Clam House for no reason in particular
Vanity Fair call me. I have no experience and no skills.
December 6, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Vanity Fair call me. I have no experience and no skills.
they could release the full original non-special edition Star Wars on every home video format and streaming tomorrow and Star Wars fans would still complain
December 5, 2025 at 9:34 PM
they could release the full original non-special edition Star Wars on every home video format and streaming tomorrow and Star Wars fans would still complain
I just don’t know how to explain to people that if no one is looking or perceives you as an entity in their life or community it literally doesn’t matter what you do and every single piece of advice skips this step as if it is just obvious
December 5, 2025 at 7:14 PM
I just don’t know how to explain to people that if no one is looking or perceives you as an entity in their life or community it literally doesn’t matter what you do and every single piece of advice skips this step as if it is just obvious
shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up
sorry I was talking to myself
sorry I was talking to myself
December 5, 2025 at 7:11 PM
shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up
sorry I was talking to myself
sorry I was talking to myself
I’m not in the venn diagram of people who understand a niche cultural joke with you. You’re in the venn diagram of people who understand a niche cultural joke with me.
December 5, 2025 at 5:23 PM
I’m not in the venn diagram of people who understand a niche cultural joke with you. You’re in the venn diagram of people who understand a niche cultural joke with me.
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Mature Women Being Interviewed
November 28, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Mature Women Being Interviewed
remembering a time when someone drew podcast hosts based only on their voices and then after would draw one based on photo reference
they did this for a show I listened to and the second pictures were so unflattering the artist eventually apologized
they did this for a show I listened to and the second pictures were so unflattering the artist eventually apologized
December 5, 2025 at 3:41 PM
remembering a time when someone drew podcast hosts based only on their voices and then after would draw one based on photo reference
they did this for a show I listened to and the second pictures were so unflattering the artist eventually apologized
they did this for a show I listened to and the second pictures were so unflattering the artist eventually apologized
how horny are you getting lately
December 5, 2025 at 1:51 PM
how horny are you getting lately
40F is the sweet spot for temperatures and girlfriends
December 5, 2025 at 12:57 PM
40F is the sweet spot for temperatures and girlfriends
it's Hollywood's night to shine
December 5, 2025 at 3:49 AM
it's Hollywood's night to shine
okay let's start practicing Baby Elephant Walk now so we'll be ready for the party. I'll start: bapapabb bapa bapa bapapapa
December 5, 2025 at 3:47 AM
okay let's start practicing Baby Elephant Walk now so we'll be ready for the party. I'll start: bapapabb bapa bapa bapapapa
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in my defense when I said I wanted to live in Paul Verhoeven's America I actually mostly meant the co-ed locker rooms
September 20, 2025 at 9:26 PM
in my defense when I said I wanted to live in Paul Verhoeven's America I actually mostly meant the co-ed locker rooms
I asked people in my main discord if I should chug hard ciders on camera for the holidays and I got a resounding chorus of ayes. good or bad at least it's an influence.
December 5, 2025 at 1:31 AM
I asked people in my main discord if I should chug hard ciders on camera for the holidays and I got a resounding chorus of ayes. good or bad at least it's an influence.
yeah I can't really come out tonight. well I'm gonna listen to Pancho and Lefty a few times that will soak up a lot of the evening.
December 5, 2025 at 1:29 AM
yeah I can't really come out tonight. well I'm gonna listen to Pancho and Lefty a few times that will soak up a lot of the evening.
Metal Gear erotica fanzine called I Need Scissors 69
December 4, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Metal Gear erotica fanzine called I Need Scissors 69
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I find it really insulting how whenever some depicts a “hot Santa” the default is to make him skinny or buff. It really is classic fatphobia because I could name ten fat actors that people think are hot, come on now.
December 4, 2025 at 8:20 PM
I find it really insulting how whenever some depicts a “hot Santa” the default is to make him skinny or buff. It really is classic fatphobia because I could name ten fat actors that people think are hot, come on now.