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count asscrackula🫀

@snakeater.bsky.social

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king of crime. traitorous cracker.

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count asscrackula🫀 @snakeater.bsky.social · Jul 9

happy birthday to me

count asscrackula🫀 @snakeater.bsky.social · Jun 5

sorry ladies, im happily taken

count asscrackula🫀 @snakeater.bsky.social · Jun 5

im getting forklift certified today

count asscrackula🫀 @snakeater.bsky.social · May 31

cleaned the whole house for 6 hours today

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Mimi The Imp⛤ @biteofpassage.bsky.social · May 28

Dracula Flow...

count asscrackula🫀 @snakeater.bsky.social · May 25

who knew that sitting on the front lawn with some people you barely know could fix you

count asscrackula🫀 @snakeater.bsky.social · May 25

was the only coworker invited to my old coworkers friends meetup. this is what it feels like to win.

count asscrackula🫀 @snakeater.bsky.social · May 20

me

count asscrackula🫀 @snakeater.bsky.social · May 20

i hate this fucking job i wish these good people didnt work here in my department they deserve better

count asscrackula🫀 @snakeater.bsky.social · Apr 25

living in the middle of nowhere for the first time in my life sucks major ass

where the hell am i going to get cheese cloth

count asscrackula🫀 @snakeater.bsky.social · Mar 20

bro im not working here forever be for fucking real for a second. this is not a career.

count asscrackula🫀 @snakeater.bsky.social · Mar 20

boss: where do you see yourself in 5 years?

me: as an electrician

boss: YOURE LEAVING US????

count asscrackula🫀 @snakeater.bsky.social · Mar 4

now my girlfriends boss? im genuinely still looking for a professional catfishing woman to ruin his still new marriage. hes 28 years old it cant be too hard. hit my dms if youre interested.

count asscrackula🫀 @snakeater.bsky.social · Mar 4

i feel like im living in an alternate dimension because i really like both of my bosses a lot and theyre both genuinely helpful and good people

count asscrackula🫀 @snakeater.bsky.social · Mar 2

no matter where i move ill always have a little piece of home with ms

count asscrackula🫀 @snakeater.bsky.social · Feb 27

people at this new job ive made genuine lasting relationships with:

1. the head of a whole department, second in command in the company: because my girlfriend reminds him of his daughter.

2. principal scientists/chemists/people with 3 phds: because we all play pokemon go during work

count asscrackula🫀 @snakeater.bsky.social · Feb 18

did i ask for a day off for the monhun wilds release? oh i sure did

count asscrackula🫀 @snakeater.bsky.social · Feb 10

bro we are in the pharma industry, the company can afford it

count asscrackula🫀 @snakeater.bsky.social · Feb 10

boss: we need new rolling toolboxes. stainless steel only! NO paint! and they HAVE to lock automatically, hold all our machine parts, and they cannot let two drawers open at once.

me: got it

boss: a $6500 toolbox link?!?!

me:

a man is making a funny face in the dark and saying `` uh ... yeah '' .

ALT: a man is making a funny face in the dark and saying `` uh ... yeah '' .

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count asscrackula🫀 @snakeater.bsky.social · Feb 5

wore a gigan shirt today, wearing a ghidorah shirt tomorrow. for thursday? well itll probably be biolante.

count asscrackula🫀 @snakeater.bsky.social · Feb 4

i miss the south so much....3 ft of snow on the ground here.....to hell with this place

count asscrackula🫀 @snakeater.bsky.social · Feb 4

BRO ITS COLD AS FUCK

FUCK LIVING IN THE NORTH

count asscrackula🫀 @snakeater.bsky.social · Jan 24

can i pay someone to catfish a dude? i gotta ruin this guys life

count asscrackula🫀 @snakeater.bsky.social · Jan 21

after weeks of him being lost, i finally got shadow. my shaylaaaaa

count asscrackula🫀 @snakeater.bsky.social · Jan 13

i do not care for the werehog