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Snail Simulator @snailsim.bsky.social · 22d

Snail Sim is 50% off / $2.49 USD!

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Have you ever wanted to be a snail? Now you can be! Explore the vast Snearth with snail friends! Join monthly Snail Parties! MMOS (Massive Multiplayer Online Snails)! BECOME a snail (in a simulation)!

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Snail Simulator @snailsim.bsky.social · Sep 19

Snail Party Tomorrow!

Sat Sep 20 @ 12 PM PT / 3 PM ET

Discord event: discord.gg/SnailSim?eve...

Steam event: store.steampowered.com/news/app/150...

Join the Snail Simulator ๑ï ๑ï ๑ï Discord Server!

Come snail around with us! Official server for Snail Simulator, the world's greatest snail MMO | 3475 members

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Snail Simulator @snailsim.bsky.social · Sep 8

Next Snail Party Scheduled!

Sat Sep 20 @ 12 PM PT / 3 PM ET!

Discord event: discord.gg/snailsim?eve...

Steam event: store.steampowered.com/news/app/150...

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Snail Simulator @snailsim.bsky.social · Sep 1

August 30th Snail Party! We lined up for a picture 🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌

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Snail Simulator @snailsim.bsky.social · Aug 30

Snail Party starts in an hour!

Join on Twitch to coordinate with the snorde (snail horde)! snailsim.com/twitch

discord.gg/SnailSim?eve...

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Snail Simulator @snailsim.bsky.social · Aug 26

Come Bongo Cat with the snails

Room ID: 86lqgfS1LB

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Snail Simulator @snailsim.bsky.social · Jul 26

Today's the day, snolks!

#FullMetalSlug

store.steampowered.com/app/3837000/...

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Snail Simulator @snailsim.bsky.social · Jul 25

Have you ever wanted to be METAL?

Have you ever wanted to be SLUG?

Boy howdy do I have just the thing for you!

FULL METAL SLUG releases this weekend! store.steampowered.com/app/3837000/...

Snail Simulator: Full Metal Slug on Steam

Have you ever wanted to be 🤘METAL🤘? Have you ever wanted to be ⛏️METAL⛏️? Have you ever wanted to be SLUG? Cast off thine heavy shell and become FULL METAL SLUG

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Snail Simulator @snailsim.bsky.social · Jul 22

#FullMetalSlug coming this weekend!

Wishlist here: store.steampowered.com/app/3837000/...

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Snail Simulator @snailsim.bsky.social · Jul 20

Full Metal Slug releases in less than a week!

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Snail Simulator @snailsim.bsky.social · Jul 14

Full Metal Slug store page is live!

You can now wishlist the game 🥰

store.steampowered.com/app/3837000/...

Scheduled to release Fri Jul 25, just in time for our next party 🐌🐌🐌

Snail Simulator: Full Metal Slug on Steam

Have you ever wanted to be 🤘METAL🤘? Have you ever wanted to be ⛏️METAL⛏️? Have you ever wanted to be SLUG? Cast off thine heavy shell and become FULL METAL SLUG

store.steampowered.com

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Snail Simulator @snailsim.bsky.social · Jul 3

snail stweamer uwu www.twitch.tv/teddy_kanikami

Teddy_Kanikami - Twitch

Wet Wedrpgday | Fishing hole is OPEN | !discord !links !throne !crab

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Snail Simulator @snailsim.bsky.social · Jun 28

Snail Party in one hour!

Snail Simulator @snailsim.bsky.social · Jun 28

Snail Sim is 80% off / $0.99 USD!!

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Save 80% on Snail Simulator on Steam

Have you ever wanted to be a snail? Now you can be! Explore the vast Snearth with snail friends! Join monthly Snail Parties! MMOS (Massive Multiplayer Online Snails)! BECOME a snail (in a simulation)!

snailsim.com

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Snail Simulator @snailsim.bsky.social · Jun 28

Snail Party tomorrow! Sat Jun 28 @ noon PT / 3 PM ET / 7 PM GMT

Discord event: discord.gg/SnailSim?eve...

Steam event: store.steampowered.com/news/app/150...

Join the Snail Simulator ๑ï ๑ï ๑ï Discord Server!

Come snail around with us! Official server for Snail Simulator, the world's greatest snail MMO | 3210 members

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Snail Simulator @snailsim.bsky.social · Jun 22

60% off Snail Sim!

It's just two bucks!

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This also means you can get a 2x multiplier when you buy copies from the Discord store (if you buy the Two-pack, you get Four copies, and so forth)

Save 60% on Snail Simulator on Steam

Have you ever wanted to be a snail? Now you can be! Explore the vast Snearth with snail friends! Join monthly Snail Parties! MMOS (Massive Multiplayer Online Snails)! BECOME a snail (in a simulation)!

snailsim.com

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Snail Simulator @snailsim.bsky.social · Jun 15

Snail Express time! snailsim.com/twitch

SnailSimulatorDev - Twitch

Snail Express! 🐌🐌🐌 !discord !merch !spotify !socials

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Snail Simulator @snailsim.bsky.social · Jun 1

Just scheduled the June Snail Party--see you next month!

discord.gg/snailsim?eve...

store.steampowered.com/news/app/150...

Join the Snail Simulator ๑ï Discord Server!

Come snail around with us! Official server for Snail Simulator, the world's greatest snail MMO | 3135 members

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Snail Simulator @snailsim.bsky.social · May 31

Today we grace The Goodnames with eternal carrot motivation (3D model created by Gochna). You keep on quackin', Goodnames.

Snail Simulator @snailsim.bsky.social · May 31

After doing so, I asked if I could put the duck in the game. After adding some sound effects and brainstorming a name for the ducks, Drew Goodname was born. Because there are three of them, we refer to their little family simply as The Goodnames.

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Snail Simulator @snailsim.bsky.social · May 31

One of today's 3 new achievements

Carrot on a Stick on a Drew Goodname

Once upon a time a member of The Snommunity, Wonky Mollusk, drew a picture of these ducks. They had drawn them that way since childhood. Kaker, another member of The Snommunity, asked if they could make a 3D model of it.