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Inappropriate tweet discarded, please clap
November 26, 2025 at 6:00 AM
Inappropriate tweet discarded, please clap
I want a job where I sit in the forest. I want to sit in a ranger tower doing nothing all day
November 26, 2025 at 5:56 AM
I want a job where I sit in the forest. I want to sit in a ranger tower doing nothing all day
I think having to look at a screen so much is giving me brain damage
November 26, 2025 at 5:55 AM
I think having to look at a screen so much is giving me brain damage
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zoom meeting with all the creatures of the forest
November 25, 2025 at 9:22 AM
zoom meeting with all the creatures of the forest
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the strength meg griffin shows to come back down those stairs every day will never cease to amaze me
November 24, 2025 at 10:47 PM
the strength meg griffin shows to come back down those stairs every day will never cease to amaze me
So many politics posters on here are still addicted to twitter, it's so humiliating. "Look at this horrible shit I saw on twitter" no. I do not fucking care. Delete your account. Move on, it's never coming back, jesus fucking christ holy fuck holy fuck
November 24, 2025 at 10:48 PM
So many politics posters on here are still addicted to twitter, it's so humiliating. "Look at this horrible shit I saw on twitter" no. I do not fucking care. Delete your account. Move on, it's never coming back, jesus fucking christ holy fuck holy fuck
Sometimes you make a post and then you realize... oh... that's the type of people who are liking that post huh... damn...
November 24, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Sometimes you make a post and then you realize... oh... that's the type of people who are liking that post huh... damn...
What type a cloud are you on bro
November 23, 2025 at 1:59 AM
What type a cloud are you on bro
We are witnessing some of the most various shit ever
November 23, 2025 at 1:59 AM
We are witnessing some of the most various shit ever
We are witnessing various shit
November 23, 2025 at 1:59 AM
We are witnessing various shit
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naming my white son kenya
November 22, 2025 at 10:56 PM
naming my white son kenya
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I'm battling my adversities, and my adversities are winning. But I'm losing on purpose. I bet heavy on my adversities.
November 22, 2025 at 11:17 PM
I'm battling my adversities, and my adversities are winning. But I'm losing on purpose. I bet heavy on my adversities.
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white people be like im literally allergic to peppers
November 20, 2025 at 3:09 AM
white people be like im literally allergic to peppers
Horses don't stop they keep going
November 19, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Horses don't stop they keep going
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texting babe wake up it's snowing ❄️🥰 to my boss then texting oh my god i am so sorry that obviously wasn't meant for you then doing it five more times
November 19, 2025 at 1:00 AM
texting babe wake up it's snowing ❄️🥰 to my boss then texting oh my god i am so sorry that obviously wasn't meant for you then doing it five more times
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repeatedly blowing an elk horn in my 300 square foot studio apartment and texting the building group chat anybody else hear something awesome
November 19, 2025 at 2:20 AM
repeatedly blowing an elk horn in my 300 square foot studio apartment and texting the building group chat anybody else hear something awesome
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All the armed security guards in this grocery store are women. Avengers moment.
November 19, 2025 at 10:15 PM
All the armed security guards in this grocery store are women. Avengers moment.
Nobel Prize in Resisting Mean Subtweets
November 19, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Nobel Prize in Resisting Mean Subtweets
Regarding various shit earlier: sheesh bro
November 19, 2025 at 9:37 AM
Regarding various shit earlier: sheesh bro
I need to become exorbitantly wealthy from adapting Macbeth and other Shakespeare plays into supernatural erotica
November 19, 2025 at 9:32 AM
I need to become exorbitantly wealthy from adapting Macbeth and other Shakespeare plays into supernatural erotica
This washing is sooooooooo machine
November 19, 2025 at 9:29 AM
This washing is sooooooooo machine
Sippity soop, bleep bleep bloop type beat
November 19, 2025 at 9:29 AM
Sippity soop, bleep bleep bloop type beat
Sippity soop, bleep bleep bloop
November 19, 2025 at 9:29 AM
Sippity soop, bleep bleep bloop