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AriaPYON

@smolbeanaria.bsky.social

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✧ 27, she/they ✧ professional °∵♢•shower singer··♢∴° ✧ youtaite, writer (V.N. Keane)

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AriaPYON @smolbeanaria.bsky.social · Oct 22

Hello Bluesky 🦋 Please allow me to introduce myself!

I'm Aria, a soprano songstress, who dreams of becoming the avatar of youtaite activities. I currently dabble in way too many hobbies:
✧ singing ✧ writing
✧ vocal guides ✧ gaming
✧ voice acting ✧ mixing
✧ programing ✧ art
✧ animation ✧ piano

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AriaPYON @smolbeanaria.bsky.social · May 21

> Enter me, I'm trying to ask a question to one roommate.
>> She goes "You're gonna have to speak up, I can't hear you."
> I'm like "I can't help it! My voice is quiet!"
>>> My other roommate: "Um NO you AREN'T. When you want to be, you're loud as FUCK. Don't even pretend."

😂 Lemme be lazy, man!

AriaPYON @smolbeanaria.bsky.social · Apr 30

Told my boss I owed her lunch today cause she covered for me last time, and asked her to let me pay for her pretty pls 🙏

...Bro gave me the DIRTIEST look and said "No" 😭

AriaPYON @smolbeanaria.bsky.social · Mar 12

My roommates were 200% sure that I would fall in love with Astarion, fancy Gale, and have a lil crush on Shadowheart....

So why is Shadowheart a lil brat? Why does Gale talk so much? And for the love of all things holy, why is Astarion useless to me in battle?

AriaPYON @smolbeanaria.bsky.social · Mar 11

WOW I NEVER THOUGHT I WOULD BE EXCITED TO OWN A SILVERWARE ORGANIZER

AriaPYON @smolbeanaria.bsky.social · Mar 7

In other news, my roommate and I are WAY too hyped for the next episode of Invincible

Fridge calendar displaying the month of March where 3/13 is circled and titled "Mark vs Conquest"

AriaPYON @smolbeanaria.bsky.social · Mar 7

Life update!

I didn't get charged anything by my previous apartment 🥹 (the damage my cats did to the carpets had me WORRIED ngl) But instead they even refunded me a small amount 🙌

AriaPYON @smolbeanaria.bsky.social · Feb 26

🎊 Moved into my new place last weekend 🎊

Unfortunately I had to place a bunch of upfront maintenance requests, but they dropped off the CUTEST service notice 🥹

AriaPYON @smolbeanaria.bsky.social · Feb 20

Essentially I had to explain to him that I basically profiled this character like Sherlock Holmes, but I'm not a trained investigator so I don't have the words to describe what I picked up, meaning that everything I noticed came across as a FEELING. Thus gaydar.

HE TOOK THE MAGIC OUT OF IT GUYS 😭

AriaPYON @smolbeanaria.bsky.social · Feb 20

Recently I clocked that a movie character was gay, and my roommate asked me how the hell I knew.

And I was like "Dude, all queer people are equipped with a gaydar dontcha know?"

But then he told me he doesn't believe in having a "gaydar" 🥲

AriaPYON @smolbeanaria.bsky.social · Feb 15

Moral of the story: I wanna be a 5'10" man who can consume 2 whole steaks and a tub of ice cream and STILL have room for dinner later too 🥺

AriaPYON @smolbeanaria.bsky.social · Feb 15

My roommate thinks I'm legitimately crazy for limiting myself to the exact serving size of Tyson crispy chicken bites (4 pieces).

Well, how ELSE am I going to also consume a whole bag of popcorn without overeating for lunch bro??? Ever think of THAT?

AriaPYON @smolbeanaria.bsky.social · Feb 12

My coworker comes up to my desk and goes "Yo, Ari, I need a charger-- Oh my GOD you have an Android, what is WRONG with you?!"

AriaPYON @smolbeanaria.bsky.social · Feb 11

Getchu a roommate who makes you a smoothie after you say you're too tired to make one for yourself this morning 🥺

AriaPYON @smolbeanaria.bsky.social · Feb 10

Update #2: It's not horrible!!

The bottom crust had more of a biscuit-like consistency which isn't IDEAL, but b/c the filling is sausage&gravy, roommate says I LUCKED OUT.

Top crust is pretty gosh darn close to perfect, I'd say. Buttery and flaky as pie crust should be 👌

AriaPYON @smolbeanaria.bsky.social · Feb 10

Update #1: The pie has made its way out of the oven‼️ Letting it cool before we find out if I have committed irreversible crimes

AriaPYON @smolbeanaria.bsky.social · Feb 10

So I wanted sausage&gravy pot pie for dinner, but my roommate hates making the crust, right?

Me, being the best roommate ever, offered to make us a homemade crust 😌

Only...I have the cooking skills of a newborn and I miiiight have made the crust too thick and told her to cook it for too little 😬

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AriaPYON @smolbeanaria.bsky.social · Feb 9

I was binge watching all the Jurassic Park movies with my roommate today but then HE FELL ASLEEP and now I have to figure out something else I wanna do before bed?! This is cruelty 😩

AriaPYON @smolbeanaria.bsky.social · Feb 8

My cat is trying to dig for buried treasure (cables to chew up) in my moving boxes 💀

Sokka pls stop it

AriaPYON @smolbeanaria.bsky.social · Jan 31

To expand on this, I was running late to work and managed to actually get here 10 minutes early. But instead of freaking out and getting my butt into the office I'm like "Oh I have 8 minutes to chill and listen to my music."

Like, I am just UNCONCERNED and I love it 😂

AriaPYON @smolbeanaria.bsky.social · Jan 31

Today's Thoughts:
I messed up and forgot to pick up my dr0gs from the pharmacy yesterday, right?

Well, my roommate has the same prescription as me so she let me have a pill today so my brain can actually function 🙌

Only...her dosage is TWICE of mine and I have never felt so chill in all my life 😯

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AriaPYON @smolbeanaria.bsky.social · Jan 27

I don't think I've ever identified with Fuko more 😂

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AriaPYON @smolbeanaria.bsky.social · Jan 27

This just in -- my roommate let me know that I am what he likes to call a "Bunny-type Girl" 😅 small, cute, energetic, but shy, and he would love to terminate my existence on the spot

HELP IM GASPING 🤣🤣🤣

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AriaPYON @smolbeanaria.bsky.social · Jan 21

My coworkers have reached the consensus that I am 20~22 y/o with the emotional maturity of a 40 y/o and I am like --

GUYS. My *10-year highschool reunion* is ‼️next year‼️

I guess it's true what they say about black don't crack 😉

I'm dead 🤣

AriaPYON @smolbeanaria.bsky.social · Jan 19

My beeest friend really wants to create a video game that has an all-male cast that *isn't* a dating sim and see it be successful. But she's unsure what kind of game to make it.

I want a *very specific* casual mobile game...

Guess who spent 3 hours typing up an ENTIRE game concept idea last night?

AriaPYON @smolbeanaria.bsky.social · Jan 18

My roommate saw old pictures of me in 2019 and he was like "WOW. You look SO much better now. Wtf?!"

And I was like "Yeah dude 😂 It has been worse. It can ALWAYS be worse. I'm so glad I have the face I do now."

We stan late-20s glow ups 🙌