Kristen Smith
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Kristen Smith
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Movies, Horror, Nerd things
Mother of Kara and Corgis
Didn't even spell her name right, don't care, I cannot be bothered to fix it. If they ruin Gundam I will be very displeased.
November 23, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Good for Noah but y'all better keep Syndney Sweeney away from my giant mechs I swear to God!
November 23, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Look, I'm not proud of myself but hey, that movie was just really hype and I'm not going to apologize 🤣
November 9, 2025 at 6:54 AM
Predator: Badlands? More like Predator: Badass, amriite?
a man in a plaid shirt has a huge nose
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November 9, 2025 at 6:43 AM
Congrats! That's an awesome achievement!
November 2, 2025 at 3:32 PM
If female, why 'tism?
RFK JR: There are many other confirmations -- there are two studies that show children who are circumcised early have double the rate of autism. It’s highly likely because they are given Tylenol
October 10, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Gabby's Dollhouse movie spoilers without context.
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September 27, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Nobody SHOULD be killed in this country, but there are certainly people making it easier for that to happen.
We ask again and again for the government to protect its citizens by pushing gun control laws through, maybe this will be the time they hear us.
September 10, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Violence perpetuates violence. The idolization of gun culture perpetuates violence. The lack of empathy and responsibility from political activists and politicians for previous gun violence victims perpetuates violence.
September 10, 2025 at 10:39 PM
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September 9, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Might a recommend some extra kerning or a different font on that "flick" to avoid my child nearly reading "you fuck your tongue" during her nightly storytime....
September 5, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Buzzfeed Headline: pictures taken right before disaster struck
August 28, 2025 at 2:52 AM
This is your notification that Target is selling pillow Hulk hands.... Like sock em boppers but they actually don't hurt when your child punches you with them (said with experience of being beaten up in target this afternoon) 🤣
August 28, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Kara is adopting the Metal Gear method of hiding.
August 5, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Friends who have seen Fantastic Four already, can y'all let me know if there's anything a 7 year old couldn't see in it? She watched Superman, which I had been told would be fine for her, but I wasn't prepared for the amount of swearing so I could prep her beforehand 🤣
July 22, 2025 at 6:04 PM
This isn't the nice guys sequel we've been asking for.
Ryan Gosling, Will Ferrell Are “Tough Guys”
www.darkhorizons.com/ryan-gosling...
July 17, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Also she 100% knows the name. She's seen the trailer multiple times. She's just being a turd cause she knows I'm excited about it 🤣
July 15, 2025 at 3:04 AM
I'm just saying, Marvel, maybe you can rebrand so she can avoid embarrassment in the future. 🤷‍♀️
July 15, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Kara: hey mom, look those pop tarts have the Wonderful 4 on them.

Me:
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July 15, 2025 at 3:02 AM
This reminds me so much of the Werner Herzog's sad beige children videos 🤣

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Sad Beige Werner Herzog presents a fun slide into the abyss #satire #funnyshorts #funnytiktok #etsy
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July 14, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Literally this is mine and Kara's entire identity right now.
July 13, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Needless to say, Kara was pretty excited about who showed up at the end of the movie 👀
Getting to see Superman opening weekend with the fan! It's the dream!
July 12, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Getting to see Superman opening weekend with the fan! It's the dream!
July 12, 2025 at 9:30 PM
So many reviews I read called it depressing, I suppose if you view the 3rd act as the end, yeah sure. But we end on Act 1. We end of Chuck's decision to live his life, his choice to deserve happiness and grow his universe. Ending on joy and hope, despite knowing it will end. Really well done.
June 29, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Finally got to see Life of Chuck before it leaves the theaters and I am so glad I did. A beautiful movie that looks at the duality of life. The fixed nature of our existence, the impermanent, but also the beauty and joy that living each individual life brings. @mikeflanaganfilm.com doesn't miss 🫶
June 29, 2025 at 5:33 PM