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— BUMBLEBEE
@smallbutscrappy.bsky.social
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I'M THE FASTEST THING ON WHEELS AND NOBODY WILL EVER CHANGE IT!
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// no annoyance? really?
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●●●●● — interest
○○○○○ — physical attraction
○○○○○ — annoyance
○○○○○ — perceived threat
●●●●●●●●●●●●●●●●●●●●●●●●● — trust
happy new years, sari!!
happy new years, bumblebee!
( holding one in-between his fingers to match! )
( holding one in-between his fingers to match! )
( holding up a little sparkler!! she's having fun )
THE RESTRAINTS ARE STARING TO HURT SARI PLEEEAAASE
I DONT KNOW JUST HELP MEEEEEE
BUMBLEBEE WHAT HAPPENED
PRIMUS PLEASE SOMEONE GET ME OUT
// i saw you mention bee on one of my other accounts and I was like. oh fuck I don't follow nana on this account
counts enough for me. I need to defend your honor
..........................i'll get back to you on that
you count as humans!!! right?
you count as humans!!! right?
you were yelling about him insulting me!! (which he didn't)!!!
HE IS INSULTING HUMANS!
HE IS INSULTING HUMANS!
bumblebee stop yelling at that poor stranger!! 💧
don't let the press know i said that
ok thats true
can i specify ADULT humans then? kids don't know no better.
DOESNT MATTER. SHES kinda HUMAN SO YOU APOLOGIZE RIGHT NOW
// HI SARI. ITS ME, THE AUTOBOT. I LOVE YOU
// SPEAK OF THE DEVIL
DOESNT MATTER. SHES kinda HUMAN SO YOU APOLOGIZE RIGHT NOW
I DIDN'T DIRECT IT AT HER????
YOU APOLOGIZE TO SARI RIGHT SLAGGING NOW
Are you sure we couldn't fit all of that into one day?

( Oh Primus. )

Come on, what's first?
〝 Heck yes we do! What are you thinkin' in that big head of yours? 〞

That mischievous grin is back, eyes sparkling in that dangerous, yet very fun, way.

〝 Racing around? Video games? Beating bad guy tail?! 〞
Hey, I was holdin' hope he wouldn't have anything! I'm mainly /acting/ responsible, don't worry.

( He laughs with her. )

So, no plans? Really? We gotta fix /that/ fast.
YOU APOLOGIZE TO SARI RIGHT SLAGGING NOW
i mean humans kinda suck so i can't fully blame anyone but man is it frequent!
because theyre wrong
Hey, I was holdin' hope he wouldn't have anything! I'm mainly /acting/ responsible, don't worry.

( He laughs with her. )

So, no plans? Really? We gotta fix /that/ fast.
〝 Ehh, no, I was kinda hoping you would! 〞

A shrug, before leaning against the side of Bee's head, laughing—perhaps a little mischievously.

〝 Look at you, though! Being super responsible for Optimus, who are you and what did you do with Bumblebee? 〞
( He lets her climb on, beaming at her. )

I was waiting to see if Boss Bot wants me to do anything before making plans. Why, you got any ideas?
( He lets her climb on, beaming at her. )

I was waiting to see if Boss Bot wants me to do anything before making plans. Why, you got any ideas?
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〝 Hey, Bumblebee! 〞 A familiar voice calls from beside the autobot's audial, with the owner of said voice quickly pulling herself up onto his shoulder; a playful grin plastered on her expression.

〝 What's the plan for today?! 〞
yeah!! look at that face. you can't hate that face!!