Looking at top-billed Thanksgiving Day Parade celebrities.
Who would you rather go on a 45 minute car ride with, Elmo or Ken Jeong?
Who would you rather go on a 45 minute car ride with, Elmo or Ken Jeong?
November 27, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Looking at top-billed Thanksgiving Day Parade celebrities.
Who would you rather go on a 45 minute car ride with, Elmo or Ken Jeong?
Who would you rather go on a 45 minute car ride with, Elmo or Ken Jeong?
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imagine knowing literally anything about Haiti and deciding to try this
Gavin and Tanner, planned and trained for nearly a year, legal documents say, in an elaborate attempt to invade a Haitian island, kill its Black men, enslave its Black women and Black children and fulfill their "rape fantasies."
www.fox4news.com/news/haitian...
www.fox4news.com/news/haitian...
NTX men planned to murder men, enslave women on foreign island: Indictment
Two North Texas men have been indicted for an alleged scheme to sail to a foreign island, murder all the men, and enslave the women and children.
www.fox4news.com
November 21, 2025 at 1:28 PM
imagine knowing literally anything about Haiti and deciding to try this
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JD Vance Cries In Bathroom After Trump Uses ‘Piggy’ Nickname On Someone Else https://theonion.com/jd-vance-cries-in-bathroom-after-trump-uses-piggy-nickname-on-someone-else/
November 21, 2025 at 7:00 PM
JD Vance Cries In Bathroom After Trump Uses ‘Piggy’ Nickname On Someone Else https://theonion.com/jd-vance-cries-in-bathroom-after-trump-uses-piggy-nickname-on-someone-else/
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Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller
November 20,1948
November 20,1948
November 20, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller
November 20,1948
November 20,1948
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In 2028 I will vote for whoever will send Stephen Miller to The Hague.
79-year-old Paul Bojerski was born to Polish parents in a WWII German refugee camp. His family legally emigrated to the U.S. when he was 5.
He’s been taken by ICE in Florida.
www.orlandosentinel.com/2025/11/16/s...
He’s been taken by ICE in Florida.
www.orlandosentinel.com/2025/11/16/s...
Sanford grandfather, born in refugee camp, nabbed by ICE after 70 years in U.S.
Paul Bojerski never gained official residency, but he checked in regularly with ICE for years. Then in July, at age 79, he was detained and sent to Alligator Alcatraz.
www.orlandosentinel.com
November 17, 2025 at 10:24 PM
In 2028 I will vote for whoever will send Stephen Miller to The Hague.
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There was a very good reason why Gawker had to be destroyed...
November 12, 2025 at 11:19 PM
There was a very good reason why Gawker had to be destroyed...
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Wild how every single member of the political and business elite went into full drooling fascism the second the prospect of consequences for abhorrent behavior started to seem possible
My takeaway from every new Epstein revelation is that some powerful people victimized many powerless young women, many more knew, some actively enabled it--and we're still being told that MeToo and accountability for sexual violence have gone too far
November 12, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Wild how every single member of the political and business elite went into full drooling fascism the second the prospect of consequences for abhorrent behavior started to seem possible
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this country is still worth fighting for
James Franklin flies down to Athens to talk about getting fired while sitting in front of “Kiffin poops while Standing” sign.
October 18, 2025 at 3:29 PM
this country is still worth fighting for
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Desperately want to know the MPH numbers for Joe Flacco on this run. Look at Orlando Brown Jr after the play too lmao
October 17, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Desperately want to know the MPH numbers for Joe Flacco on this run. Look at Orlando Brown Jr after the play too lmao
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The president has unlimited authority to remove noncompliant board members except when it comes to the Fed, whose independence was established in Harlan Crow's Net Worth v. Unitary Executive.
October 1, 2025 at 3:06 PM
The president has unlimited authority to remove noncompliant board members except when it comes to the Fed, whose independence was established in Harlan Crow's Net Worth v. Unitary Executive.
We have a Jeff Z mirror bot on bluesky now, fellow Ravens fans.
You don’t want to be spending anymore time today thinking about them, but still
You don’t want to be spending anymore time today thinking about them, but still
Ravens snap counts from Sunday’s loss to the Chiefs: Likely plays 25 snaps in quiet return; Noteboom replaces injured Stanley; a lot of Hill with Ravens often in two minute; Tupou plays 30 snaps a few days after joining team. Oweh again sub 50 pct snaps.
September 29, 2025 at 10:15 PM
We have a Jeff Z mirror bot on bluesky now, fellow Ravens fans.
You don’t want to be spending anymore time today thinking about them, but still
You don’t want to be spending anymore time today thinking about them, but still
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You don't have to be the Senate minority leader or the head of baseball operations to say they're bad at their jobs!
September 29, 2025 at 5:25 PM
You don't have to be the Senate minority leader or the head of baseball operations to say they're bad at their jobs!
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Isaac Chotiner has invited me to sample some delicious Amontillado wine and I don’t know guys but I think I’m going to come out of this interview seeming like *quite* the wine expert
September 23, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Isaac Chotiner has invited me to sample some delicious Amontillado wine and I don’t know guys but I think I’m going to come out of this interview seeming like *quite* the wine expert
@joeposnanski.com
@kentremendous.bsky.social
Barring another LaRussa comeback, this is what emergency pos-casts were made for !
@kentremendous.bsky.social
Barring another LaRussa comeback, this is what emergency pos-casts were made for !
September 23, 2025 at 6:23 PM
@joeposnanski.com
@kentremendous.bsky.social
Barring another LaRussa comeback, this is what emergency pos-casts were made for !
@kentremendous.bsky.social
Barring another LaRussa comeback, this is what emergency pos-casts were made for !
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ANTIFA BILL SIMMONS: Are we sure Trotsky is good? Look I'm just saying you know great job with the Rex Army in the Civil War. But you're really getting assassinated with an ice pick in Mexico? Getting some real Brad Beal vibes from him House
September 19, 2025 at 1:29 PM
ANTIFA BILL SIMMONS: Are we sure Trotsky is good? Look I'm just saying you know great job with the Rex Army in the Civil War. But you're really getting assassinated with an ice pick in Mexico? Getting some real Brad Beal vibes from him House
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yes! congressional control of the purse applies to the white house as well. you can defund stephen miller.
See this is very sharp, but it's the kind of thing that should populate the budget bill. Any illegal impoundment should result in the immediate elimination of the presidential travel budget, for example.
September 18, 2025 at 3:12 PM
yes! congressional control of the purse applies to the white house as well. you can defund stephen miller.
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Let ABC know how you feel about their bowing to the thugs in power and cancelling Jimmy Kimmel's show: support.abc.com/hc/en-us/req...
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September 18, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Let ABC know how you feel about their bowing to the thugs in power and cancelling Jimmy Kimmel's show: support.abc.com/hc/en-us/req...
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MULDER: I’m telling you boss, it’s real, and we have the proof.
SCULLY: I can’t believe I’m saying this, but Mulder is telling the truth: we have captured Bigfoot. He’s in the lab right now.
KASH PATEL: Is it woke?
SCULLY: Director, I don’t —
PATEL: Can we say it’s woke? That we caught Woke Bigfoot?
SCULLY: I can’t believe I’m saying this, but Mulder is telling the truth: we have captured Bigfoot. He’s in the lab right now.
KASH PATEL: Is it woke?
SCULLY: Director, I don’t —
PATEL: Can we say it’s woke? That we caught Woke Bigfoot?
September 11, 2025 at 12:58 AM
MULDER: I’m telling you boss, it’s real, and we have the proof.
SCULLY: I can’t believe I’m saying this, but Mulder is telling the truth: we have captured Bigfoot. He’s in the lab right now.
KASH PATEL: Is it woke?
SCULLY: Director, I don’t —
PATEL: Can we say it’s woke? That we caught Woke Bigfoot?
SCULLY: I can’t believe I’m saying this, but Mulder is telling the truth: we have captured Bigfoot. He’s in the lab right now.
KASH PATEL: Is it woke?
SCULLY: Director, I don’t —
PATEL: Can we say it’s woke? That we caught Woke Bigfoot?
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Every pass attempt is a policy failure.
September 5, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Every pass attempt is a policy failure.
Are you ready for some football ?
September 4, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Are you ready for some football ?
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Hearing reports that Donald Trump passed away during a routine heart valve operation when, due to a catastrophic equipment failure, Dennis Quaid returned to regular size and exploded the President's torso.
August 30, 2025 at 5:58 AM
Hearing reports that Donald Trump passed away during a routine heart valve operation when, due to a catastrophic equipment failure, Dennis Quaid returned to regular size and exploded the President's torso.
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they should have a sicko’s night at the yard. diehards are encouraged to show up in their Brad Bergesen giveaway shirtsy or dress as Mr. Oriole.
August 29, 2025 at 1:41 PM
they should have a sicko’s night at the yard. diehards are encouraged to show up in their Brad Bergesen giveaway shirtsy or dress as Mr. Oriole.
He is disowned by his native state of Maryland.
Of course he’s found a new way to suck in Texas.
Of course he’s found a new way to suck in Texas.
August 28, 2025 at 3:52 PM
He is disowned by his native state of Maryland.
Of course he’s found a new way to suck in Texas.
Of course he’s found a new way to suck in Texas.
Curtis Goodwin was my shiiiiiiiiiiiit
Dylan Beavers has now reached base 19 times over his 1st 10 MLB games.
The only #Orioles player to reach base more over the 1st 10 games of his career was Curtis Goodwin, who did so 21 times through his 1st 10 games in 1995.
The only #Orioles player to reach base more over the 1st 10 games of his career was Curtis Goodwin, who did so 21 times through his 1st 10 games in 1995.
#Orioles rookie Dylan Beavers tonight: 2nd-inning double, 5th-inning single, 7th-inning walk
August 28, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Curtis Goodwin was my shiiiiiiiiiiiit