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Bird brain

@sloshysquirrel.bsky.social

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Big dumb chicken Kinky trans woman with a thing for TF, Hypno, Udders, Hyper, and general horniness. 21+ only She/Her 30-ish

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Bird brain @sloshysquirrel.bsky.social · 13h

Job class got changed to Hen and the first thing you lost was the ability to change the job class

Bird brain @sloshysquirrel.bsky.social · 13h

Cursed Job class that doesn't let you out once you're specced in and slowly TF's you and replaces more and more of your skills with useless skills that make things worse...

Bird brain @sloshysquirrel.bsky.social · 2d

Eggs that steal stats every time they're layed...

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Art by Riilu 🇸🇪🔞 COMMISSIONS OPEN @riilu.bsky.social · 3d

[Commission]Squish Squish www.furaffinity.net/view/62633633/

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Bird brain @sloshysquirrel.bsky.social · 5d

Curse of Egg Laying that is easy enough to hold off with just a little bit of mental fortitude, but hits hard and heavy the instant focus slips

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Bird brain @sloshysquirrel.bsky.social · 5d

Bbaaawwkkk

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FoxWtheSocks @foxwthesocks.bsky.social · 14d

Day 3.
Watch
They caught you staring at them~~~,,, its really hard to look away when they're constantly watching you change throughout the day. ✨

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FoxWtheSocks @foxwthesocks.bsky.social · 11d

Day 5.
Storm
We seem to be passing through a weird rift in the sky tonight on this flight,,

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FoxWtheSocks @foxwthesocks.bsky.social · 10d

Day 7.
Stuffed
A classic case of a wolf in sheep's clothing,,, literally , now they're just as obedient as the last sheep now~🐑

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FoxWtheSocks @foxwthesocks.bsky.social · 8d

Day 8.
Pair
You receive a very ominous random invite from yuumi,,, and you say no!?!

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FoxWtheSocks @foxwthesocks.bsky.social · 5d

Day 10.
melody
follow your hearts ring and dance with it, can be a little tough at first~

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Bird brain @sloshysquirrel.bsky.social · 5d

Getting those shirts with stuff printed on the front that instantly tfs you to match

Bird brain @sloshysquirrel.bsky.social · 6d

Squeaky rubber chicken...

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Bird brain @sloshysquirrel.bsky.social · 7d

I should post more bawwwkkk

Bird brain @sloshysquirrel.bsky.social · 7d

I gotta get more big fat dumb chicken art, this headshot TF is very good, but it's also the only thing I got, bawwwwkkk @///v///@

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Bird brain @sloshysquirrel.bsky.social · 7d

posting a picture of a bunch of seeds on the ground with the captions "chicken dinner"

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Bird brain @sloshysquirrel.bsky.social · 7d

That's true, that's true! Only the really unlucky ones probably still think they got a bad end, once you get stupid and horny enough the rest are probably blissful.

Bird brain @sloshysquirrel.bsky.social · 7d

That is true, there are multiple bad ends along the way >.>

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Bird brain @sloshysquirrel.bsky.social · 7d

I'm certain they won't be complaining when they get to the end, at least >.>

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Bird brain @sloshysquirrel.bsky.social · 7d

The bad part about hitting a trap that curses you with a massively lowered intelligence right at the start of a kink dungeon is that the chances you can avoid or even notice most of the other traps goes down to pretty much zero.

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Bird brain @sloshysquirrel.bsky.social · 7d

chicken curse to cartoonishly suddenly lay eggs based on various triggers

Bird brain @sloshysquirrel.bsky.social · 7d

eggs are too expensive to throw at witches houses now, I need to find new and creative ways to get chicken tfd

Bird brain @sloshysquirrel.bsky.social · 7d

oof ;;

Bird brain @sloshysquirrel.bsky.social · 7d

you can't just stumble on TF triggers these days, you really gotta put yourself out there

Bird brain @sloshysquirrel.bsky.social · 7d

clearly you've not been trying on enough cursed costumes, or egging your local witches house