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Keeper of the Spork

@sloppypotato.bsky.social

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God gave me a big heart and a fat cock, so I am here to make it everyone else's problem. DMs open to all sinners, scoundrels, and rapscallions for business and/or pleasure (mostly pleasure). M35/Bi/He/Him Minors DNI

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Keeper of the Spork @sloppypotato.bsky.social · 10h

Do you dream of a life of relaxation, getting your holes stretched and filled with cum? If yes, apply for Breeding Stock today! No experience (or the ability to get pregnant) required. If interested, please DM your resume and a cover letter outlining your perfect breeding scenario. EOE Compliant.

Keeper of the Spork @sloppypotato.bsky.social · 6h

The person who thinks they can, and the person who thinks they cannot, are both right.

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Keeper of the Spork @sloppypotato.bsky.social · 6h

We now enter the late-night gooning portion of our scheduled broadcast. Remember to stay hydrated.

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Keeper of the Spork @sloppypotato.bsky.social · 8h

DMs are open for e621 tag suggestions. Curate the yiff to your desires.

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Keeper of the Spork @sloppypotato.bsky.social · 9h

I am sure at least a few of you good boys and girls will cum nice and hard to this one. The rest of you filthy degenerates keep gooning.

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Keeper of the Spork @sloppypotato.bsky.social · 9h

Can I get a show of hands for anyone who volunteers to get pounded until they cum in their own mouths? The fat cock won't stop pounding your needy hole until your belly is nice and full of your own thick, hot, cum.
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Keeper of the Spork @sloppypotato.bsky.social · 10h

Keeper of the Spork @sloppypotato.bsky.social · 1d

I am going to be recreating this picture in about 20 minutes. Been edging for 24 hours now and I am ready to burst.
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Keeper of the Spork @sloppypotato.bsky.social · 2d

Practice makes perfect.
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Keeper of the Spork @sloppypotato.bsky.social · 2d

The kind of life I'm fight for.
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Keeper of the Spork @sloppypotato.bsky.social · 2d

Looking to hire a Nerdy Cock-worshiping Cumslut for long term throat usage. Glasses not required. Depraved degenerates strongly urged to apply. 50,000 to 75,000 kisses a year salary with cum bonuses based on performance.

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