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waddafuck is goin on idk
this is an alt
waddafuck is goin on idk
this is an alt
procrastinating cuz I have to poop
November 5, 2025 at 7:34 PM
procrastinating cuz I have to poop
are there still noses up my ass
October 16, 2025 at 1:52 AM
are there still noses up my ass
genuinely sorry for all my friends that follow this account rn (i will not be upset in the slightest if you unfollow 🙂↔️) i’m just currently having too much fun forcing my fans to get in tune with my farting and shitting habits
October 9, 2025 at 5:16 PM
genuinely sorry for all my friends that follow this account rn (i will not be upset in the slightest if you unfollow 🙂↔️) i’m just currently having too much fun forcing my fans to get in tune with my farting and shitting habits
that last post was and is a banger btw. i came up with that with my own brain
October 9, 2025 at 3:13 PM
that last post was and is a banger btw. i came up with that with my own brain
i musta been gassed up by people all night cuz you could’ve mistaken me for some Santa Ana winds this morning
October 9, 2025 at 3:07 PM
i musta been gassed up by people all night cuz you could’ve mistaken me for some Santa Ana winds this morning
sometimes you need to poop with the lights off
October 8, 2025 at 1:33 PM
sometimes you need to poop with the lights off
yes I can multitask: playing my tiny violin for myself while becoming 1lb lighter at the same time. guess how (rhetorical question)
October 7, 2025 at 9:02 PM
yes I can multitask: playing my tiny violin for myself while becoming 1lb lighter at the same time. guess how (rhetorical question)
anyway fast food breakfast cleans me outtttttt these days, but now my insides are cleansed
October 7, 2025 at 3:18 PM
anyway fast food breakfast cleans me outtttttt these days, but now my insides are cleansed
ik this account (and my main) are being monitored so i’m just gonna turn this into a poop and generally butthole themed account temporarily
only half joking
only half joking
October 7, 2025 at 3:16 PM
ik this account (and my main) are being monitored so i’m just gonna turn this into a poop and generally butthole themed account temporarily
only half joking
only half joking
these undergrads gotta hurry up cuz I gotta poop
October 7, 2025 at 2:02 PM
these undergrads gotta hurry up cuz I gotta poop
some people are way too brave on the Internet lmao
October 3, 2025 at 10:24 PM
some people are way too brave on the Internet lmao
ugh a bicycle vs car crash right outside of my building is not what I needed to see today (or ever :/)
Hoping that whoever it is is okay and selfishly I hope it’s not anyone that I know
Hoping that whoever it is is okay and selfishly I hope it’s not anyone that I know
October 2, 2025 at 8:46 PM
ugh a bicycle vs car crash right outside of my building is not what I needed to see today (or ever :/)
Hoping that whoever it is is okay and selfishly I hope it’s not anyone that I know
Hoping that whoever it is is okay and selfishly I hope it’s not anyone that I know
ykw asked me “how’s it going?” for the actual 5th time today and I slipped up and was passive aggressive Oopsies
In my defense if I respond with “good” every time then u can’t be surprised when I say “the same thing I always say” on the 5th time. I’ve been in lab for 4 hours
In my defense if I respond with “good” every time then u can’t be surprised when I say “the same thing I always say” on the 5th time. I’ve been in lab for 4 hours
September 30, 2025 at 7:24 PM
ykw asked me “how’s it going?” for the actual 5th time today and I slipped up and was passive aggressive Oopsies
In my defense if I respond with “good” every time then u can’t be surprised when I say “the same thing I always say” on the 5th time. I’ve been in lab for 4 hours
In my defense if I respond with “good” every time then u can’t be surprised when I say “the same thing I always say” on the 5th time. I’ve been in lab for 4 hours
Another anecdote is that their desk is behind mine so whenever we turn around to talk my computer is behind me and they are alwaysssss looking past me (at my screens) and then losing track of what we were talking about and I’m like oh my goddd
September 30, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Another anecdote is that their desk is behind mine so whenever we turn around to talk my computer is behind me and they are alwaysssss looking past me (at my screens) and then losing track of what we were talking about and I’m like oh my goddd
A few weeks ago i had the new masters student in my lab take a picture of something that I was holding, but they (very obviously) purposely shifted the camera so my forearm was in frame—which has plenty of self harm scars under my tattoos. And im still annoyed about the boundary crossing
September 30, 2025 at 3:26 PM
A few weeks ago i had the new masters student in my lab take a picture of something that I was holding, but they (very obviously) purposely shifted the camera so my forearm was in frame—which has plenty of self harm scars under my tattoos. And im still annoyed about the boundary crossing
“none of my supposts are ever about my mutuals”
a man says " and the lie detector determined that was a lie " in front of a blue background
Alt: Maury says " and the lie detector determined that was a lie " in front of a blue background
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September 29, 2025 at 9:48 PM
“none of my supposts are ever about my mutuals”
re: my last post on main
it’s more nuanced than that but I don’t feel like explaining it. the girls that get it, get it, and the girls that zon’t, zon’t
it’s more nuanced than that but I don’t feel like explaining it. the girls that get it, get it, and the girls that zon’t, zon’t
September 24, 2025 at 6:31 PM
re: my last post on main
it’s more nuanced than that but I don’t feel like explaining it. the girls that get it, get it, and the girls that zon’t, zon’t
it’s more nuanced than that but I don’t feel like explaining it. the girls that get it, get it, and the girls that zon’t, zon’t