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Melanie Lastname @sloanranger.bsky.social · 1h

This.

Mueller, She Wrote @muellershewrote.com · 15h

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Joe G @eastendjoe.bsky.social · 24d

Best 3 minutes you will spend on the internet today.

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Adam Parkhomenko @adamparkhomenko.bsky.social · 1d

Happy Halloween!

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Melanie Lastname @sloanranger.bsky.social · 21d

Comfy? Nope! You my friend are Styling & Profiling. You are the Dog of Dogs! Your handler did good posing you with that festive backdrop! Dope Bro!!!! Your barks will now sound like silk...your strut will command! 🐕🐕🐕

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Melanie Lastname @sloanranger.bsky.social · 21d

You don't have to ask me twice...here.

Melanie Lastname @sloanranger.bsky.social · 26d

And you are a Super Duper Doggo!🐾🐶

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Melanie Lastname @sloanranger.bsky.social · 28d

Every time this heifer's commercial airs & I see it, I yell obscenities at her as if she appeared in the flesh in my living room. Shades of Owen Meany I guess. But she is a piece of work!

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Melanie Lastname @sloanranger.bsky.social · Sep 29

I’m so sorry to hear that this bothers you greatly. I know it’s bad news, truly. But I do wish for you a calmer reaction. I care about you even if it’s only thru this web app. 🙏🏽

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Melanie Lastname @sloanranger.bsky.social · Sep 25

I’ve made this several times and I put all the halves on. It was delicious each and every time. It’s delicious until the last crumb.

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Melanie Lastname @sloanranger.bsky.social · Sep 19

Damn Roger! Did you have to make me look at this again??!! I looked better after my colonoscopy in March &I had no help with my makeup, much less wardrobe! You are correct, their handlers Hate them.

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Melanie Lastname @sloanranger.bsky.social · Sep 18

This number has been disconnected. Now what?

Melanie Lastname @sloanranger.bsky.social · Sep 15

I’ve been saying this since the first go round. As someone said he’s a Jewish nazi. A sick, twisted man.

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Melanie Lastname @sloanranger.bsky.social · Sep 10

As a southerner would say ,"I'm standing upright today."
Seriously, I remembered to empty the dehumidifier in the basement , told off a scam caller, talked to a stranger about the importance of libraries & we agreed, wore my Pride pin that states "Strength Through Diversity"
Half a day to Go!

Melanie Lastname @sloanranger.bsky.social · Sep 9

Just signed it and shared it…let’s hope they will change so women can have freedom to their own bodies.

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Melanie Lastname @sloanranger.bsky.social · Sep 9

This cause is close to my heart - please sign: sign.moveon.org/petitions/co...

Tell Costco: Don't Cave to Extremists—Dispense Mifepristone Now!

Costco has announced that its pharmacies will NOT dispense mifepristone—a safe, FDA-approved abortion pill used in the majority of abortions nationwide. This dangerous decision is a concession to anti...

sign.moveon.org

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Melanie Lastname @sloanranger.bsky.social · Sep 8

Seamstress for the band…levon likes his money he makes a lot they say…razorface my old friend I’ll meet you down by the truck stop inn…we’ll come again next Thursday afternoon…
I’m afraid these will loop in my head all night! Fine. Just fine.

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darren32359.bsky.social @darren32359.bsky.social · Sep 3

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Blight Wolf @blight-wolf.bsky.social · Sep 3

Evangelicals are a huge reason why our country has gone to shit. Separation of church and state has never been followed by Evangelicals. This is why, if we can get control back, we should take away Evangelicals tax exemptions. You're either a church or a political entity. Can't have both.

RESIST

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Melanie Lastname @sloanranger.bsky.social · Sep 3

Dear god… I couldn’t even read the rest of this because “ Cantaloupe Caligula” had me in the floor laughing 🤣 🤣🤣
I did eventually. There is a gd rocket at the first rest stop.

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Melanie Lastname @sloanranger.bsky.social · Aug 29

As the mother of an autistic daughter who was diagnosed maybe 5 yrs ago, your continued postings help me understand her even more! Today she is 41 and a delightful human being that deserves respect not scorn. Keep up the Awareness!

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Melanie Lastname @sloanranger.bsky.social · Aug 29

In honor of Labrador Day Weekend, let’s champion for this cause!

Robbie Rist @robbierist.bsky.social · Aug 29

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Melanie Lastname @sloanranger.bsky.social · Aug 29

You are a Handsome Boy as well!

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Melanie Lastname @sloanranger.bsky.social · Aug 27

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Melanie Lastname @sloanranger.bsky.social · Aug 19

This CataStrophy is hard to view! Have you thought about less catnip? The internet wants to know.😹

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Melanie Lastname @sloanranger.bsky.social · Aug 16

I like being a Shitty Democrat. It beats being a Cunt of a Republican.
Defend Away Roger!

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Melanie Lastname @sloanranger.bsky.social · Aug 9

Tap Tap Tap Knockknockknockknock
(this is the bottle top still on the booze bottle...Then not on the booze bottle...had to sip to make sure it wasn't poison I was bringing into the bunker)

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