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slight malfunction @slightmalfunction.bsky.social · 10h

What’s the significance of 4/14? That’s my birthday ☺️

slight malfunction @slightmalfunction.bsky.social · 10h

Not sure if the screenshots above are loading right. There are three of them. No alt text, sorry. I ain’t typing all that

slight malfunction @slightmalfunction.bsky.social · 10h

Okay so these aren’t necessarily anti-Gaylor, but I was just so bothered by these interpretations.

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slight malfunction @slightmalfunction.bsky.social · 13h

His love was the key that opened my thighs and the crowd is king and all

Taylor swift sitting on a hairpin chair in the scallop bodysuit during the eras tour vigilante shit performance. Her legs are spread.

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slight malfunction @slightmalfunction.bsky.social · 14h

I believe you but this is mine right now

Screenshot of Spotify actually romantic lyrics by Taylor swift

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slight malfunction @slightmalfunction.bsky.social · 14h

I can’t wait to listen to them all and take notes but I have an obligation first and it’s killing me 😂

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slight malfunction @slightmalfunction.bsky.social · 14h

High shower thoughts about CANCELLED! 1/3

slight malfunction @slightmalfunction.bsky.social · 14h

Okay so I don’t know if this actually answers your question but I was thinking about cancelled! being showgirl singing to poet Taylor (someone tell me if that wasn’t TTPD era) and how they wore all that blatant Gucci & then in the theater release she wears the “Guccy” shirt, which is not a knockoff

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slight malfunction @slightmalfunction.bsky.social · 14h

I should probably put this on my own page, but look! She’s mocking fakes!

Two Google search results, one dated May 30, 2017 with headlines saying: “Gucci becomes ‘Guccy’ for its cruise collection” and “Gucci mocks the fakes with ‘Guccy’”

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slight malfunction @slightmalfunction.bsky.social · 14h

lol I just reread and I am definitely way off topic. I had a gummy earlier, please forgive me 😭

slight malfunction @slightmalfunction.bsky.social · 14h

So she’s really drawing our attention to the brand sponsorship of it all and that lyric and whatnot. Poet/gucci clad Taylor acting stupid at the tennis game, part of a slow burn of her “embarrassing” behavior as of late and showgirl is like “here’s how we’re gonna work with this” in cancelled!

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slight malfunction @slightmalfunction.bsky.social · 14h

Okay so I don’t know if this actually answers your question but I was thinking about cancelled! being showgirl singing to poet Taylor (someone tell me if that wasn’t TTPD era) and how they wore all that blatant Gucci & then in the theater release she wears the “Guccy” shirt, which is not a knockoff

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slight malfunction @slightmalfunction.bsky.social · 14h

Oh and I didn’t check any other versions of the album. These are the explicit regular version on Spotify.

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slight malfunction @slightmalfunction.bsky.social · 14h

BOO! I am belatedly angry and indignant on your behalf! You deserve justice! (Or at least like, acknowledgement from swift alert.) here are your points ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

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slight malfunction @slightmalfunction.bsky.social · 14h

I just can’t handle the n@zis over there anymore. I haven’t been on since I joined here basically.

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slight malfunction @slightmalfunction.bsky.social · 14h

Anyone else missing lyrics? How about on Apple Music or elsewhere?

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slight malfunction @slightmalfunction.bsky.social · 14h

I don’t have time to review these songs right now, but I want to put this here.

I went to look at the Honey lyrics and noticed they are missing. Which led me to investigate which other songs were missing lyrics. See below.

Eldest Daughter
Father Figure
CANCELLED!
Honey

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slight malfunction @slightmalfunction.bsky.social · 14h

So it’s been fun to look back on that time of my life and what was in the zeitgeist, and these guys are somewhat funny, despite their lack of diversity as a group.

Okay, novel over! 😅

slight malfunction @slightmalfunction.bsky.social · 14h

I do that enough involuntarily. But as a millennial, there’s a lot of nostalgia in listening to them talk about the early 2000’s-2010s, so that might affect my experience. But I didn’t watch many of these old SNL sketches at the time. They even talk about how YouTube wasn’t used by nbc at first.

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slight malfunction @slightmalfunction.bsky.social · 14h

Like dick in a box, Natalie Portman rapping, etc.

It’s honestly my preferred way to ingest this particular series/type/genre of pop culture.

I mostly listen to female podcasters, or at least queer guys. Most of my books are by female authors. I try not to listen to straight white men talk.

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slight malfunction @slightmalfunction.bsky.social · 14h

I’m married to a cishet/maybe bi white man, and sometimes he asks me to listen to podcasts he thinks I might like with him. Enter the lonely island and Seth meyers podcast, where they talk about SNL skits they wrote. On a long drive recently we listened to episodes about skits we knew I’d recognize

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slight malfunction @slightmalfunction.bsky.social · 15h

Omg I have some screenshots I want to share kinda related to this and I’ve been offline today. Someone remind me to come back here later please

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slight malfunction @slightmalfunction.bsky.social · 15h

I haven’t been on today—are we talking about the missing Spotify lyrics for Showgirl songs?

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slight malfunction @slightmalfunction.bsky.social · 21h

Wait, was there a glitch and you didn’t get your points? Booooo

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slight malfunction @slightmalfunction.bsky.social · 21h

Oooooh, ivy, of course!!

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slight malfunction @slightmalfunction.bsky.social · 1d

That bodysuit is so much more pleasant to look at up close 😂

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