Me and who tho?

It’s very cold this morning, we should just go back to bed.

Look, all I’m saying is that maybe I’d be able to handle my life imploding in on itself better if someone pushed my face into the mattress and suffocated me while bruising my cervix from behind. But what do I know?
Ya know?

My only regret for cutting my bangs is the intense bedhead.

I’ve had a hefty glass of wine and currently munching on a bag of Ranch Doritos while I daydream of pulling on their garters and licking nylon covered legs. What do you do at 1am on a Wednesday?

The need to grab their ass is consuming me. Just me?

What I look like when I daydream about reaching up their skirt and gripping them.

I don’t think I’ve posted my face on here yet.
That’s all.

I win. You can all go home now.

I definitely will not miss scrolling all the NSFW tag photos

We all know why we’re here.

I completely forgot I already had an account here…

Started a new play through in Baldur’s Gate 3 and Karlach glitched in a pre-patch Gale sort of way. Best gal pal said “you’re not skipping me this time” and I may have, ever-so-slightly, panicked.

May these cursed photos of a few of my animals bless you this evening.

Don’t mind me, I only joined as another means of feeding my Baldur’s Gate 3 meme addiction.