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SleepyAruka 🔞 @sleepyaruka.bsky.social · 26d

"Dolls don't need thoughts"

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ClaireBear ⚜️ @minjilee.bsky.social · 2d

our dear friend, sleepyaruka, drew up the wh40k bit we’ve had stuck in our head for months now, Roboutsune Guillimiku. it’s so good.

hatsune miku if she were the primarch roboute guilliman

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SleepyAruka 🔞 @sleepyaruka.bsky.social · 19d

You know what, I'll give em props, they didn't have a minority hot wire the bus. The woke really did change American propaganda

SleepyAruka 🔞 @sleepyaruka.bsky.social · 19d

"So much for ruling the air"

????????????????

Ya'll are alive because the aliens are apparently so incompetent that EVERY alien grunt forgot their alien stinger on the ship and were so terrified of a flying aluminum tube that instead of shooting at you they were executing civilians with rockets

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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 19d

No. Your friends don't secretly hate you. You're just dehydrated.

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SleepyAruka 🔞 @sleepyaruka.bsky.social · 19d

"They don't have an airforce"

That's your best excuse??? P L E A S E this is an alien that came from space, you don't think they could have a man pad or something? or they would at least shoot at you with small arms

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SleepyAruka 🔞 @sleepyaruka.bsky.social · 19d

Like it gets that the movie is a propaganda piece during the WoT, and you have to make a cinematic shot for the drooling masses eating the slop

But like come on, by this point in the movie you KNOW that's their dropzone, make it a little bit more believable

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SleepyAruka 🔞 @sleepyaruka.bsky.social · 19d

Marine commanders from Battle: Los Angeles "Dawg we gotta fly our reinforcements right over the enemy drop point, and then fly them over the current front lines"

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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 19d

hang in there

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SleepyAruka 🔞 @sleepyaruka.bsky.social · 19d

When its being mean to itself, know that this is what it looks like

SleepyAruka 🔞 @sleepyaruka.bsky.social · Jun 16

When you're being mean to it, know that this is what it looks like

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SleepyAruka 🔞 @sleepyaruka.bsky.social · 20d

🥺 It was trying to be just like you

SleepyAruka 🔞 @sleepyaruka.bsky.social · 20d

Damn who would've ever thought that this one was the Metroid Prime of BSKY, where everyone thinks you're a man until you strip out of your armor

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SleepyAruka 🔞 @sleepyaruka.bsky.social · 20d

Waow...how do you just keep getting hotter (being like nier:automata) 🥺

SleepyAruka 🔞 @sleepyaruka.bsky.social · 20d

The family wreath

SleepyAruka 🔞 @sleepyaruka.bsky.social · 20d

I love spending $200 a month in gas, $500 on my lease and $300 in insurance every month so I can take my F350 to pick up groceries at Costco every other week

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SleepyAruka 🔞 @sleepyaruka.bsky.social · 20d

Life is all about petting your Older sister's wife's daughter's sister's hound

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SleepyAruka 🔞 @sleepyaruka.bsky.social · 20d

Our culture is a fucking sham, it's screaming louder than the voice in the back of your head that tells you this life isnt worth living, that always winning has only made you miserable because you're not doing anything, you're just consuming other's "victories"

Rant over, fuck Americans

SleepyAruka 🔞 @sleepyaruka.bsky.social · 20d

Sports only matter when we're winning, we've never cared for Soccer unless there was a possibility it could "prove" we were better than the world

Fucking Gambling, products, houses it all boils down to being better, beating someone else, proving every lie you've had to repeat was actually the truth

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SleepyAruka 🔞 @sleepyaruka.bsky.social · 20d

I hate Americans, I hate our cult of victory, the constant indoctrination that makes every American think that "winning" whatever that can mean in the moment is the only reason for living

People wonder why our politics got this way, have you not fucking looked at our Culture???

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SleepyAruka 🔞 @sleepyaruka.bsky.social · 20d

😔 It fhew up and we had to stop

SleepyAruka 🔞 @sleepyaruka.bsky.social · 20d

It needs a woman who'll use its uvula as a punching bag, have a little rocky training montage for her French kissing championship coming up

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SleepyAruka 🔞 @sleepyaruka.bsky.social · 20d

Doll so weak it has to ask its big sis to take the weighted blanket (bed sheet) off

SleepyAruka 🔞 @sleepyaruka.bsky.social · 20d

This one's mind's day to day is very interesting

Right now it's Doll's turn to run things, so imagine a little doll setting up each of its stuffies (personalities) and when they yell at each other it turns them around and gives them a soft doll lecture on being nice to each other, then makes em hug

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🔞 𐕣 angel @thrivinghigh.bsky.social · 28d

almost forgot to post this

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SleepyAruka 🔞 @sleepyaruka.bsky.social · 20d

The sudden doll urge to just curl up on your girlfriend's lap

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SleepyAruka 🔞 @sleepyaruka.bsky.social · 20d

Its lunch, your friend shows you a video "Hey remember that one guy we saw on the street corner, he definitely was on fent"

The video is some looping dream like recording of hundreds of people bent over, all shifting in place, no faces, no hands, no emotion

You tell them "Dude...get off Reddit"