Slatebreaker
@slatebreaker.net
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26, gay / gray ace, material-shifting NightWing. 🇦🇺 I like scalie guys made of shiny materials.🐉✨ I 👨‍💻program, 🎨draw, and play 🎹piano. 🌐 Personal site: https://slatebreaker.net/ If we’re mutuals, feel free to drop me a message! 📩
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Very hungry and very thirsty at the same time after hyperfixating on VR stuff. Dealt with them both rapidly at once, big mistake lol
Cannot escape my night dragon sleep schedule tendency
Have fun explaining to the press (and jury) why you thought it was a good idea to set up a bowl to tase a 7 year old lol
I have *one* wish and it is for this post to get 69 likes
Today I have chosen chaos
"The GTAV remake looks fucking insane"
*sends you pictures of Los Angeles*
Eats all your vertices, one by one
Love is sharing an Excel spreadsheet on each other's weekly plans
Every time it’s time to go to bed I go through the five stages of grief before finally accepting that I must in fact sleep
Honestly if I were to get a tattoo, it’d be that 🤘
This is why you buy cars the same shade of grey as duct tape!
No think. Only angy
I love the smell of failed JUnit tests at 2 in the morning
Inanimate toy gets measured in percentimeters
Have you ever thought about the fact that 1cm and 1%m are the same thing?
I use a tool that bulk downloads FA faves with metadata. Now I wonder if there’s one for Bsky too
I always point a fan at my feet to keep cool in bed, poking them out from the covers more or less to regulate temperature as needed.
Your feet are one of your body’s main heat sinks. Covering them in socks greatly decreases how much heat your body can dissipate.
Gonna buy like 10 iPads so I can leave them lying around unlocked with a single journal entry and nothing else on each in case the protagonist breaks into my house later