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Mark Jacob @markjacob.bsky.social · 5d

What defines Republican politicians as traitors? The fact that as Trump shows he's mentally unfit and acts like a dictator, they enable his madness. He has a mysterious charisma charming dumb people and racists, and they don't. So they betray their country for a small slice of his money and power.

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SLapstick Roberts @slapstickroberts.bsky.social · 1d

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Federal agents drive off with 1-year-old girl after arresting her father in Los Angeles

Federal immigration agents arrested a U.S. citizen in Los Angeles and drove off with his car, which had his one-year-old daughter inside.

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SLapstick Roberts @slapstickroberts.bsky.social · 1d

Serial killers. Proud, braggadocious, psychotic serial killers.

SLapstick Roberts @slapstickroberts.bsky.social · 2d

I feel this article is over-the-top condescending. For those who know he is a thief, it confidently states nothing novel. For those who voted for the idiot, it blithely explains their motivations for them. For those who didn’t read the book, immaterial. Just show a picture of the decadence, enough.

SLapstick Roberts @slapstickroberts.bsky.social · 3d

This is fucking serious:

My phone changed its own wallpaper twice in the past 3 days, BY ITSELF. I did not initiate the change. Did NOT!

Also, my government doesn’t function and the culture in general is being fire-hosed by gleefully boastful corruption, cruelty, and brutality.

Prolly connected

SLapstick Roberts @slapstickroberts.bsky.social · 4d

Murder

SLapstick Roberts @slapstickroberts.bsky.social · 5d

Are 75% of modern horror films mostly about wallpaper?

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SLapstick Roberts @slapstickroberts.bsky.social · 6d

Which presidential duties require deliberate, targeted murder of civilians?

Regardless, SCOTUS does not have the authority to grant new powers, such as legal immunity, to another branch of government. It’s not law. Never was.

If we can’t prosecute people who boast of their murders, we have no laws

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SLapstick Roberts @slapstickroberts.bsky.social · 6d

“No, I’M the bestest boy and deserve ALL the monies!”

“How DARE you?!?!?!? Clearly my mommy said I get everything cus I’m sooooo sweet!”

“You’re a dummy! But also, how come some people don’t have food?“

“Dunno. Superheroes will fix it.“

SLapstick Roberts @slapstickroberts.bsky.social · 6d

Kinda living my life as if the radio broadcast from Night of the Living Dead were both current and factual

SLapstick Roberts @slapstickroberts.bsky.social · 6d

Shhhh, sweetness, six posts are too many. Get some rest.

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SLapstick Roberts @slapstickroberts.bsky.social · 6d

They’re cowards. That’s why they’re using the resources of the strongest nation the world has ever seen to attack, terrorize, and starve the most vulnerable people, in their own country.

They think that when they try to create a military state that said military will protect them, instead of us.

SLapstick Roberts @slapstickroberts.bsky.social · 6d

Which presidential duties require deliberate, targeted murder of civilians?

Regardless, SCOTUS does not have the authority to grant new powers, such as legal immunity, to another branch of government. It’s not law. Never was.

If we can’t prosecute people who boast of their murders, we have no laws

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SLapstick Roberts @slapstickroberts.bsky.social · 7d

What’s this?
What’s this?!
There’s bullshit everywhere.
What’s this?
The pillow fucked my hair.
What’s this?
I can’t believe these guys. I must be dreaming. Whattheflyingfuckyoucan’tjuststarvemillionsofpeoplewhileyouswaddleyoursfingoldyoufuckingnepobabyracistfuck, this isn’t fair!
What’s this?

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SLapstick Roberts @slapstickroberts.bsky.social · 9d

Murder.

SLapstick Roberts @slapstickroberts.bsky.social · 9d

Every show with DOJ or FBI or other acronyms used to portray serious gov agencies is fucking ruined now.

I’ve seen the heads of both on the TVs. They’re not looking for threats to the state, they’re into reputation warfare. Threats to their bitch-ass faces. Can’t be bothered to protect Americans

SLapstick Roberts @slapstickroberts.bsky.social · 11d

Just saw a commercial where the flesh on the local weatherman’s face was shifting and bulging like he was auditioning for a Cronenberg film.

Thanks a lot, AI. Now I have to constantly worry that someone spiked my water supply with mescaline.

SLapstick Roberts @slapstickroberts.bsky.social · 12d

Murderer

SLapstick Roberts @slapstickroberts.bsky.social · 12d

Listen to music.

Oh, what’s this?? Sorry, how embarrassing. I just tripped and this fell out of, um, a pocket. Yup.

A Little Funsies, by Slapstick Roberts

8 track album

slapstickroberts.bandcamp.com

SLapstick Roberts @slapstickroberts.bsky.social · 12d

Again, thanks for all the gifties, Internet. Good stuff. It’s amazing how many people sent pigeons though. A few too many.

I’d love it if you could spare a moment to hear my work. Maybe catch the feels a bit. Is good.

#timeforfeelings #timeforgiggles #timefordatabasemanagement #giftcoordination

A Little Funsies, by Slapstick Roberts

8 track album

slapstickroberts.bandcamp.com

SLapstick Roberts @slapstickroberts.bsky.social · 12d

Mad Stems

is about a living, sentient, ancient forest coming to the realization that its entire expanse is under attack from human activity, so it fights back.

No really.

#conceptual #trees #battlecry #fantasymusic #councilofelderberries #axestrikes #leafburns #coexist

SLapstick Roberts @slapstickroberts.bsky.social · 12d

Don’t Listen to This

is dirty. And fun. And dirty again. You don’t need me to explain, you can hear it. Yeah you can.

I asked you not to listen.

I take it back, the piece is about database management.

#workthosefiles #unscheduledmaintenance #systembackdoor

Stop it. Ssshhhhh. YOU make it dirty

SLapstick Roberts @slapstickroberts.bsky.social · 12d

Time to Get Up

is about waking up each day to the realization that I still live in this world, with all this fucked up shit going on. You know what it is.

You wanna hear some shit about the same crap you feel everyday, but still somehow ends hopeful?

#criminalsinpower #violentcowards #catharsis

SLapstick Roberts @slapstickroberts.bsky.social · 12d

Pixel Ts

is about boobs.

Mostly.

#boobies #demtitties #getsome #begentle

SLapstick Roberts @slapstickroberts.bsky.social · 12d

Eirini

is dedicated to a friend of mine. It’s a Greek name that means “Peace.”

With that in mind, peace is the general concept. But in this case, it can be thought of as a general meditation on the subject, but also some personal shit that I ain’t spillin‘ for you.

#fragile #yougetnodeets #juicy