Selma Kayak
@slampiece.bsky.social
Former professional baker. Current professional moron. 🕹️ V. Games | 🎞️ Movies | 🛋️ Design | 👩🎤 Pop Music |
Skipped the music for this workout and just played this Parker Posey sound on loop. Highly effective.
March 12, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Skipped the music for this workout and just played this Parker Posey sound on loop. Highly effective.
Have to give it to one of these two. All For You and Hung Up stole my attention every time they came on.
AFY’s blend of art styles was so unique while Hung Up captured the essence and energy of Confessions on a Dance Floor so perfectly. Both catapulted the artists back into the spotlight, too.
AFY’s blend of art styles was so unique while Hung Up captured the essence and energy of Confessions on a Dance Floor so perfectly. Both catapulted the artists back into the spotlight, too.
March 11, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Have to give it to one of these two. All For You and Hung Up stole my attention every time they came on.
AFY’s blend of art styles was so unique while Hung Up captured the essence and energy of Confessions on a Dance Floor so perfectly. Both catapulted the artists back into the spotlight, too.
AFY’s blend of art styles was so unique while Hung Up captured the essence and energy of Confessions on a Dance Floor so perfectly. Both catapulted the artists back into the spotlight, too.
I just joined Substack, because I love to be on the cutting edge. Any recommendations for good movie & tv, pop culture, music, cooking/baking, or interior design creators to subscribe to?
March 11, 2025 at 3:40 PM
I just joined Substack, because I love to be on the cutting edge. Any recommendations for good movie & tv, pop culture, music, cooking/baking, or interior design creators to subscribe to?
It’s warming up and the sun is out after work 😩
March 11, 2025 at 3:09 PM
It’s warming up and the sun is out after work 😩
Does anyone actually listen to music the way people who do “first reaction” videos do? I love music, but Ajay Deluxe videos remind me of a toddler watching Blues Clues.
March 11, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Does anyone actually listen to music the way people who do “first reaction” videos do? I love music, but Ajay Deluxe videos remind me of a toddler watching Blues Clues.
These just said “pics?” To you on Grindr
March 10, 2025 at 8:28 PM
These just said “pics?” To you on Grindr
Ok I think it's been long enough MAYHEM slaps.
March 10, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Ok I think it's been long enough MAYHEM slaps.
It was a 2-movie weekend.
In The Lost Lands - 2.5/5 stars
Brainless but it’s still fun watching Milla Jovovich shoot things in slo-mo.
Mickey 17 - 3.5/5 stars
Very silly and entertaining with excellent performances & world building.
In The Lost Lands - 2.5/5 stars
Brainless but it’s still fun watching Milla Jovovich shoot things in slo-mo.
Mickey 17 - 3.5/5 stars
Very silly and entertaining with excellent performances & world building.
March 9, 2025 at 9:14 PM
It was a 2-movie weekend.
In The Lost Lands - 2.5/5 stars
Brainless but it’s still fun watching Milla Jovovich shoot things in slo-mo.
Mickey 17 - 3.5/5 stars
Very silly and entertaining with excellent performances & world building.
In The Lost Lands - 2.5/5 stars
Brainless but it’s still fun watching Milla Jovovich shoot things in slo-mo.
Mickey 17 - 3.5/5 stars
Very silly and entertaining with excellent performances & world building.
I think I deactivated the Ammonium Thioglycolate in my hair 😔
March 8, 2025 at 6:15 PM
I think I deactivated the Ammonium Thioglycolate in my hair 😔
Thank god for blue skies and sunshine today ❤️🩹
March 7, 2025 at 1:44 PM
Thank god for blue skies and sunshine today ❤️🩹
This was such a fun build, with so many clever connections.
March 5, 2025 at 2:28 AM
This was such a fun build, with so many clever connections.
It hit 50 so we busted out the shorts and took an extra long walk.
March 4, 2025 at 11:29 PM
It hit 50 so we busted out the shorts and took an extra long walk.
If music is therapy, who’s your therapist?
March 4, 2025 at 8:10 PM
If music is therapy, who’s your therapist?
Sean Baker is just the best.
March 3, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Sean Baker is just the best.
Come build the first 3 bags of the JAWS LEGO set with me, until I give up when I can’t find the tiny ass sticker sheet.
March 1, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Come build the first 3 bags of the JAWS LEGO set with me, until I give up when I can’t find the tiny ass sticker sheet.
I went out for dinner with some coworkers the other night and one of them said my hair/beard combo made me look homeless 🫠
March 1, 2025 at 2:50 PM
I went out for dinner with some coworkers the other night and one of them said my hair/beard combo made me look homeless 🫠
Is this top too small?
February 28, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Is this top too small?
Wrapped a huge project at work today so I got myself a little treat to celebrate ☺️🦈🧱
February 27, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Wrapped a huge project at work today so I got myself a little treat to celebrate ☺️🦈🧱
It’s 37 degrees, I’m wearing a short sleeve shirt.
February 27, 2025 at 1:16 PM
It’s 37 degrees, I’m wearing a short sleeve shirt.
4 miles for lunch 😛
February 25, 2025 at 8:56 PM
4 miles for lunch 😛
What the hell is up with Grammarly lately? It's ADHD is worse than mine...
February 25, 2025 at 1:58 PM
What the hell is up with Grammarly lately? It's ADHD is worse than mine...
Rebecca Black Salvation Tour in Toronto? Yes Please.
February 25, 2025 at 1:14 PM
Rebecca Black Salvation Tour in Toronto? Yes Please.
Jane Fonda. That's it. That's the skeet.
February 24, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Jane Fonda. That's it. That's the skeet.
I do this fun thing every Sunday evening where I devastate myself emotionally with new episodes of The PITT. Jesus Christ.
February 24, 2025 at 1:01 AM
I do this fun thing every Sunday evening where I devastate myself emotionally with new episodes of The PITT. Jesus Christ.