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Chris Davis

@slackerchan.bsky.social

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Video and Feature Producer for 4Player Network. Video games are serious business. https://4playernetwork.com https://slackerwerks.com

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Chris Davis @slackerchan.bsky.social · 2d

I didn't read your reply like that at all, no worries. The idea had been in my head for two days now, like a brain worm slowly turning my neural patterns into swiss cheese.

Thank ya!

Chris Davis @slackerchan.bsky.social · 2d

I only had about the length of a single telling of the joke to work on this, which was about 2 hours.

Food for thought though if Mike comes up with a new joke.

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Chris Davis @slackerchan.bsky.social · 2d

@tolkoto.com @grubb.wtf My magnum opus, Mike's brisket joke rendered as the lord intended.

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The Brisket Joke

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Chris Davis @slackerchan.bsky.social · 2d

Is the run Mikey getting through the brisket joke in one go without being interrupted?

Chris Davis @slackerchan.bsky.social · 3d

@giantbomb.bsky.social @janochoa.bsky.social Can you keep the VOD of the new Darkest of Dans up? I'm gonna try to clip out Mike's audio of his alleged "brisket joke" and do something stupid with it.

Chris Davis @slackerchan.bsky.social · 4d

I cannot understate how important this is for SC fans: the game has been delighted for probably 15 years now on PC.

Wario64 @wario64.bsky.social · 4d

Tom Clancy's Splinter Cell: Pandora Tomorrow is $5.99 on Steam buff.ly/oErN1aF

Chris Davis @slackerchan.bsky.social · 5d

WELCOME TO MY WORLD

Chris Davis @slackerchan.bsky.social · 5d

There's a moth loose in the house somewhere but Tali can't find it, she's so depressed.

Chris Davis @slackerchan.bsky.social · 10d

Power gloves. I really lack upper body strength and I don't want to lift, bro

Chris Davis @slackerchan.bsky.social · 13d

Guys, listen. Listen. For real.

I know I said that Clair Obscur: Expedition 33 is GOTY 2025.

BUT

I've been playing Ghost of Yotei and it's really good.

But E33 is still GOTY.

Chris Davis @slackerchan.bsky.social · 16d

I turned 40 yesterday.

It's all downhill from here.

Chris Davis @slackerchan.bsky.social · 18d

Really? No Play Online access codes everywhere? Actual complete strategies?

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Chris Davis @slackerchan.bsky.social · 18d

I'd be curious to see the Japanese FF9 guide: it can't be any worse than the American version.

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Chris Davis @slackerchan.bsky.social · 19d

They should just call it what they are: Disney Princess shot glasses.

Perfect for the doting parent who needs alcohol to get through their kid's newest Disney addiction.

Chris Davis @slackerchan.bsky.social · 19d

So, Electronic Arts doesn't exist in 10 years, huh?

Good job, Andrew, you finally got the golden parachute you wanted at the cost of thousands of competent developers.

Chris Davis @slackerchan.bsky.social · 19d

I swear to god, the YouTube-focused sponsor scammers aren't even trying anymore. I keep getting completely unformatted, single sentence "sponsorship offers" that come from Polish, Czech, and Russian domains. It's like they're just going through the motions, not even interested in phishing you.

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Jawmuncher @jawmuncher.bsky.social · 20d

Holy Fuck

Day 1 - 100% Serious. These devs are just showing off with this blanket tech.

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Chris Davis @slackerchan.bsky.social · 29d

No one in their right fucking mind is spending $800 on an Xbox, let alone $650. You're insane, Microsoft.

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Yoyoyollie @yoyoyollie.bsky.social · Sep 15

Games called DELIVERY MUST COMPLETE now
#gamedev #indiedev

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Chris Davis @slackerchan.bsky.social · Sep 18

Holy hell, I need this. Wishlisting now!

Chris Davis @slackerchan.bsky.social · Sep 18

Danny please no, it's the most interesting part of the first 5 games to me, it just got progressively worse in how it was used. They just need to commit to the bit and do an actual modern Assassin's Creed game.

There are dozens of us, Danny, DOZENS!

Chris Davis @slackerchan.bsky.social · Sep 17

I think I still have my cartridge, though I only played it once. Definitely not a good game but I consider it to be something that might be fascinating to explore, learn just what that project was intended to be.

This new era of retro game code decomp and recomp is fascinating.

Chris Davis @slackerchan.bsky.social · Sep 17

I'd be interested to see Knife Edge get a re-comp project. I imagine that some of that light gun code is still in there. I remember the game definitely not being good but I'm curious whether it would be better with light gun support.

I'm also just looking for an excuse to buy a Sinden lightgun.

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Chris Davis @slackerchan.bsky.social · Sep 13

FOOD HOUND DOESN'T UNDERSTAND THE IMPORTANCE OF THIS MOMENT

My cat Tom eyeing my sandwich, unknowingly endangering himself to my wrath if he tries to snatch any of it.

Chris Davis @slackerchan.bsky.social · Sep 13

My greatest accomplishment of my adult life, everything is downhill from here.

A pastrami sandwich using the brisket I smoked last night after curing for over a week.

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