Stork
@skywritings.net
Husband, father, pilot, nerd.
Pet Pigeon Person
📍 Baltimore
Skywritings.net
Pet Pigeon Person
📍 Baltimore
Skywritings.net
April 6, 2025 at 9:40 AM
Did you know that all the simulators at Southwest Airlines have a rubber chicken factory installed dangling from the bottom?
#flightsim
#737
#crewlife
#flightsim
#737
#crewlife
January 26, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Did you know that all the simulators at Southwest Airlines have a rubber chicken factory installed dangling from the bottom?
#flightsim
#737
#crewlife
#flightsim
#737
#crewlife
Apparently the lynotype had a hard time with the letter "F". Thanks @jeffjarvis.bsky.social for all your lessons on Johannes Gutenberg on TWIG.
December 19, 2024 at 5:10 PM
Apparently the lynotype had a hard time with the letter "F". Thanks @jeffjarvis.bsky.social for all your lessons on Johannes Gutenberg on TWIG.
An old one I wrote a decade ago... this time of year.
"Appropriate (and Inappropriate) Holiday Gifts for Your Flight Crew"
threestorks.com/2014/12/22/2...
#crewlife
#airlinelife
#holidays
"Appropriate (and Inappropriate) Holiday Gifts for Your Flight Crew"
threestorks.com/2014/12/22/2...
#crewlife
#airlinelife
#holidays
Appropriate (and Inappropriate) Holiday Gifts for Your Flight Crew
threestorks.com
December 11, 2024 at 6:49 PM
An old one I wrote a decade ago... this time of year.
"Appropriate (and Inappropriate) Holiday Gifts for Your Flight Crew"
threestorks.com/2014/12/22/2...
#crewlife
#airlinelife
#holidays
"Appropriate (and Inappropriate) Holiday Gifts for Your Flight Crew"
threestorks.com/2014/12/22/2...
#crewlife
#airlinelife
#holidays
I don't know what it is but after a good night's sleep and getting all of my devices charged up in the hotel room before a day of flying makes me feel refreshed! RNO-PHX-BWI
#crewlife
#airline
#airlinelife
#crewlife
#airline
#airlinelife
December 9, 2024 at 9:10 PM
I don't know what it is but after a good night's sleep and getting all of my devices charged up in the hotel room before a day of flying makes me feel refreshed! RNO-PHX-BWI
#crewlife
#airline
#airlinelife
#crewlife
#airline
#airlinelife
Reposted by Stork
If you’re in the Arlington, VA area on Thursday, I just confirmed that I’ll be joining David Zucker to…I don’t know, listen to him answer questions and whisper to myself, “I knew that”? Whatever the case, I’m very much looking forward to it!
www.arlingtondrafthouse.com/shows/287220
www.arlingtondrafthouse.com/shows/287220
Arlington Drafthouse
www.arlingtondrafthouse.com
December 9, 2024 at 1:44 AM
If you’re in the Arlington, VA area on Thursday, I just confirmed that I’ll be joining David Zucker to…I don’t know, listen to him answer questions and whisper to myself, “I knew that”? Whatever the case, I’m very much looking forward to it!
www.arlingtondrafthouse.com/shows/287220
www.arlingtondrafthouse.com/shows/287220
My PocketCast year in review. Club Twit is my favorite recurring subscription. Thanks @leolaporte.me @paris.nyc @jeffjarvis.bsky.social and the other hosts for keeping me informed and entertained.
https://twit.memberful.com/referral/oz9zqqn
https://twit.memberful.com/referral/oz9zqqn
December 7, 2024 at 3:15 PM
My PocketCast year in review. Club Twit is my favorite recurring subscription. Thanks @leolaporte.me @paris.nyc @jeffjarvis.bsky.social and the other hosts for keeping me informed and entertained.
https://twit.memberful.com/referral/oz9zqqn
https://twit.memberful.com/referral/oz9zqqn
The most unrealistic thing about flight simulator 2024 is that on career mode you can taxi around with your strobe lights on and somebody in a Delta airplane won't yell at you.
#msflightsim2024
#flightsim
#msflightsim2024
#flightsim
December 6, 2024 at 1:02 AM
The most unrealistic thing about flight simulator 2024 is that on career mode you can taxi around with your strobe lights on and somebody in a Delta airplane won't yell at you.
#msflightsim2024
#flightsim
#msflightsim2024
#flightsim
I think it's charming that my parents called me today after buying new iPhones to complain about them not including a user manual. I suggested they will be able to make phone calls, browse Facebook and take photos just as easily as on the previous generation.
#iphone
#techhelp
#boomers
#iphone
#techhelp
#boomers
December 6, 2024 at 12:51 AM
November 25, 2024 at 5:11 PM
Reposted by Stork
Last chance! Check it out if you want something interesting to talk about with your family during thanksgiving dinner.
The final run of this particular tour is next Wednesday evening (Nov 27)... come join if you're interested! Tickets @ this link:
fareharbor.com/embeds/book/...
fareharbor.com/embeds/book/...
This tour tonight was everything I want in an evening: walking around the city, learning from an extremely knowledgeable historian, standing outside Mick O’Shea’s discussing Chinese opium, and a touch of Victorian occultism.
Check it out if you love Baltimore and want to learn more about the city!
Check it out if you love Baltimore and want to learn more about the city!
November 22, 2024 at 6:29 PM
Last chance! Check it out if you want something interesting to talk about with your family during thanksgiving dinner.
November 21, 2024 at 6:56 PM
Microsoft Flight Simulator 2024 has just a few glitches. Came back from mapping the controls to find the Cessna a little out of the operating envelope.
#microsoftflightsim2024
#msflightsim2024
#microsoftflightsim2024
#msflightsim2024
November 21, 2024 at 2:27 PM
Microsoft Flight Simulator 2024 has just a few glitches. Came back from mapping the controls to find the Cessna a little out of the operating envelope.
#microsoftflightsim2024
#msflightsim2024
#microsoftflightsim2024
#msflightsim2024
I we going to be doing #followfriday again?
November 21, 2024 at 2:22 PM
I we going to be doing #followfriday again?
Reposted by Stork
Once banned for obscenity, John Waters' X-rated comedies are canonized in the Criterion Collection and National Film Registry. Now, he's receiving the Coolidge Award.
"I'm getting so respectable, it's scary," he told @wbur.org film critic @splicedpersonality.bsky.social:
"I'm getting so respectable, it's scary," he told @wbur.org film critic @splicedpersonality.bsky.social:
The Coolidge celebrates 'Pope of Trash' John Waters
Once banned for obscenity, his X-rated comedies are canonized in the Criterion Collection and National Film Registry. Now he's receiving the Coolidge Award and the theater is running a six-film retros...
www.wbur.org
November 20, 2024 at 3:04 PM
Once banned for obscenity, John Waters' X-rated comedies are canonized in the Criterion Collection and National Film Registry. Now, he's receiving the Coolidge Award.
"I'm getting so respectable, it's scary," he told @wbur.org film critic @splicedpersonality.bsky.social:
"I'm getting so respectable, it's scary," he told @wbur.org film critic @splicedpersonality.bsky.social:
Microsoft Flight Sim 2024 is being hosted on the same server that provided the Tyson fight.
#flightsim2024
#msflightsim2024
#flightsimulator2024
#msflightsim2024
#flightsim2024
#msflightsim2024
#flightsimulator2024
#msflightsim2024
November 19, 2024 at 8:07 PM
Microsoft Flight Sim 2024 is being hosted on the same server that provided the Tyson fight.
#flightsim2024
#msflightsim2024
#flightsimulator2024
#msflightsim2024
#flightsim2024
#msflightsim2024
#flightsimulator2024
#msflightsim2024
Microsoft Flight Sim 2024 is being hosted on the same server that provided the Tyson fight.
#flightsim2024
#msflightsim2024
#flightsimulator2024
#msflightsim2024
#flightsim2024
#msflightsim2024
#flightsimulator2024
#msflightsim2024
November 19, 2024 at 8:06 PM
Microsoft Flight Sim 2024 is being hosted on the same server that provided the Tyson fight.
#flightsim2024
#msflightsim2024
#flightsimulator2024
#msflightsim2024
#flightsim2024
#msflightsim2024
#flightsimulator2024
#msflightsim2024
Microsoft Flight Sim 2024 is being hosted on the same server that provided the Tyson fight.
#flightsim2024
#msflightsim2024
#flightsimulator2024
#msflightsim2024
#flightsim2024
#msflightsim2024
#flightsimulator2024
#msflightsim2024
November 19, 2024 at 8:05 PM
Microsoft Flight Sim 2024 is being hosted on the same server that provided the Tyson fight.
#flightsim2024
#msflightsim2024
#flightsimulator2024
#msflightsim2024
#flightsim2024
#msflightsim2024
#flightsimulator2024
#msflightsim2024
Well this song certainly aged well.
Sadly.
https://youtu.be/l5Fb4K8pNmg?si=roXoGHDLDWMwycZ1
#leonardcohen
#pumpupthevolume
#concreteblond
Sadly.
https://youtu.be/l5Fb4K8pNmg?si=roXoGHDLDWMwycZ1
#leonardcohen
#pumpupthevolume
#concreteblond
November 19, 2024 at 12:24 AM
Well this song certainly aged well.
Sadly.
https://youtu.be/l5Fb4K8pNmg?si=roXoGHDLDWMwycZ1
#leonardcohen
#pumpupthevolume
#concreteblond
Sadly.
https://youtu.be/l5Fb4K8pNmg?si=roXoGHDLDWMwycZ1
#leonardcohen
#pumpupthevolume
#concreteblond
Where are my pet pigeon people? Is it only me and Iron Mike Tyson on the #pigeon people suggested user list?
Meet Saffron.
She wears pants.
Instagram.com/pigeon.pants
#petpigeon
#pigeonlovers
#petbird
Meet Saffron.
She wears pants.
Instagram.com/pigeon.pants
#petpigeon
#pigeonlovers
#petbird
November 18, 2024 at 10:32 PM
Where are my pet pigeon people? Is it only me and Iron Mike Tyson on the #pigeon people suggested user list?
Meet Saffron.
She wears pants.
Instagram.com/pigeon.pants
#petpigeon
#pigeonlovers
#petbird
Meet Saffron.
She wears pants.
Instagram.com/pigeon.pants
#petpigeon
#pigeonlovers
#petbird
The absurdity of this is not lost on me. I fly jets professionally and can't wait to get home from a trip tomorrow to play the latest version of #flightsim2024
I need to install a #flightattendant call button in my basement for bathroom breaks. #crewlife
I need to install a #flightattendant call button in my basement for bathroom breaks. #crewlife
November 18, 2024 at 5:39 PM
The absurdity of this is not lost on me. I fly jets professionally and can't wait to get home from a trip tomorrow to play the latest version of #flightsim2024
I need to install a #flightattendant call button in my basement for bathroom breaks. #crewlife
I need to install a #flightattendant call button in my basement for bathroom breaks. #crewlife