LightNews LightNews
@skymallwitz.bsky.social
18 followers 34 following 130 posts
Posts Media Videos Starter Packs
skymallwitz.bsky.social @skymallwitz.bsky.social · 13h
“My mediocre child didn’t get into Columbia, therefore the world must burn” - your average NY Times writer.
3 53
skymallwitz.bsky.social @skymallwitz.bsky.social · 21h
Because ultra processed has no meaningful designation.
1
skymallwitz.bsky.social @skymallwitz.bsky.social · 1d
Trump has been weirdly opining that he’s going to Hell? Anyone look into this?
2
skymallwitz.bsky.social @skymallwitz.bsky.social · 1d
Taking a step back, this seems like a terrible way to smuggle drugs; anyone over there at the nytimes do a first pass and see if it’s even feasible, or this another “wmds in Iraq” story for yall?
1
skymallwitz.bsky.social @skymallwitz.bsky.social · 2d
Oh yea I bet Douthat really held her feet to the fire.
1
skymallwitz.bsky.social @skymallwitz.bsky.social · 2d
He exempted in vitro drugs from the tariffs he put in place. What a deal!
1 1 5
skymallwitz.bsky.social @skymallwitz.bsky.social · 2d
Wow chocolate rations at 20 grams per week!
skymallwitz.bsky.social @skymallwitz.bsky.social · 2d
Notice you said “North America” to subtlety imply it was in the US, when really it was mostly Canada.
1
skymallwitz.bsky.social @skymallwitz.bsky.social · 2d
So he lowered the cost by excluding it from the tariffs he put in place? By that logic I also lowered its cost.
1
skymallwitz.bsky.social @skymallwitz.bsky.social · 2d
Didn’t they do this in Alaska like a month ago?
1
skymallwitz.bsky.social @skymallwitz.bsky.social · 3d
It’ll take an insane genius to figure out why the biggest crowds happen in the densest cities.
1 13
skymallwitz.bsky.social @skymallwitz.bsky.social · 3d
When asked about any leads, capital police responded: “Leads, yeah, sure. I'll just check with the boys down at the crime lab, they've got four more detectives working on the case. They got us working in shifts!”
1 2
skymallwitz.bsky.social @skymallwitz.bsky.social · 3d
There’s a certain kind of dude, who only exists in well paid public media, who thinks the only way our nation can heal is if democrats nominate Mitt Romney for president.
13
skymallwitz.bsky.social @skymallwitz.bsky.social · 4d
Bet they’re offering yellowcake uranium and aluminum tubes too, huh?
5
skymallwitz.bsky.social @skymallwitz.bsky.social · 5d
It’s 2025, and media is running pieces on how young kids are embracing conservative Christianity.

It’s 2010, and media is running pieces on how young kids are embracing conservative Christianity.

It’s 1998, and media is running pieces on how young kids are embracing conservative Christianity.
1 17
skymallwitz.bsky.social @skymallwitz.bsky.social · 5d
Based on my own experiences at grocery stores, I thought Time was mostly doing Pokemon retrospectives. They doing Saudi money glow ups too?
skymallwitz.bsky.social @skymallwitz.bsky.social · 6d
Or in this case, be the fall person / unpopular face for dismantling and firing off a well respected news organization.
skymallwitz.bsky.social @skymallwitz.bsky.social · 9d
It’s wild the BS they hafta fill up when they can’t talk about anything actually happening. The Washington Post ran an Op Ed saying we should be able to buy horse meat!
1 2
skymallwitz.bsky.social @skymallwitz.bsky.social · 11d
I think the most likely scenario is cbs news is a husk of an organization, who only exists to interview a president before a Super Bowl, and gets caught 100% AI generating news stories.
skymallwitz.bsky.social @skymallwitz.bsky.social · 13d
2 48
skymallwitz.bsky.social @skymallwitz.bsky.social · 13d
No one:…..

Washington Post: we should have more horse meat
5
skymallwitz.bsky.social @skymallwitz.bsky.social · 20d
Supreme Court theory right now
skymallwitz.bsky.social @skymallwitz.bsky.social · 21d
Don’t think democratic politicians are going to understand that 90% of their voters have decent healthcare and the cuts won’t affect them.
skymallwitz.bsky.social @skymallwitz.bsky.social · 21d
Only way this stops is he indicts Roberts’ wife; even then it’s like 50/50.
skymallwitz.bsky.social @skymallwitz.bsky.social · 28d
All for a man we’re not legally allowed to quote.
1