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Andrew Woodhouse

@skyecommercial.bsky.social

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Commercial photographer on the Isle of Skye. Never let rain, wind, midges or campervans get in the way of a shot... https://skyecommercialphotography.co.uk/

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Andrew Woodhouse @skyecommercial.bsky.social · 17h

Be it wet and wild, bright and sunny or dark and brooding Elgol is never dull.

Andrew Woodhouse @skyecommercial.bsky.social · 19h

JD Vance finding out how many fucks the Knesset gives about who JD Vance is...

Andrew Woodhouse @skyecommercial.bsky.social · 1d

It's 2035 & the US government is still mired in court cases attempting to force DJT Legacy Inc (or indeed any one of the 37 shell companies the Trump family have set up) to pay for the still unfinished White House ballroom.

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Andrew Woodhouse @skyecommercial.bsky.social · 1d

Right now a ship - the Krista - is passing Skye as it makes it's way through the Minch onwards to St Petersburg from Aughinish in the Republic of Ireland.
Why is a ship heading to Russia from Ireland's largest aluminum processing site?
Surely there are embargos & sanctions...

Andrew Woodhouse @skyecommercial.bsky.social · 2d

You just know that it's only a matter of time before contractors will be suing for breach of contract over non-payment... and doners will be asking where their money went.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Who is paying for Donald Trump's new White House ballroom?

A former White House chief ethics lawyer described the ballroom donations as an ethical 'nightmare'.

www.bbc.co.uk

Andrew Woodhouse @skyecommercial.bsky.social · 4d

What sort of rancid apology for a "leader of the free world" thinks it's statesmanlike to share a video of himself bombing US citizens with shit?

Andrew Woodhouse @skyecommercial.bsky.social · 6d

It's almost as if he doesn't care about whether what he says is true or not as long as it pushes his narrative and ambition further on.
Oh, and I went to Old Firm games in the 80's and the language, chants and ...antics... were fucking alarming.

Andrew Woodhouse @skyecommercial.bsky.social · 7d

It's complicated when your lifeboat gets a new trailer...

Andrew Woodhouse @skyecommercial.bsky.social · 7d

#LifeOnSkye

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Andrew Woodhouse @skyecommercial.bsky.social · 10d

Watching leaders of countries debase themselves before Trump is nauseating.

Andrew Woodhouse @skyecommercial.bsky.social · 10d

Hot Holy Tap Dancing Shit! Make the orange idiot shut the fuck up!
This is meant to be about hostages being released & a genocide being stopped but Trump is making it all about him.
Christ, this must be like viagra for the horrible old creep.

Andrew Woodhouse @skyecommercial.bsky.social · 10d

I know people got frustrated with George Lucas for constantly tinkering with Star Wars films but Bill Forsyth has had 42 years to replace the sea lions with seals...

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Andrew Woodhouse @skyecommercial.bsky.social · 11d

...Mr Vice President, how do you know that the Grand Jury was left wing...?

Andrew Woodhouse @skyecommercial.bsky.social · 13d

I am very keen to see how membership of "Antifa" is going to be defined by the US DOJ. Is it going to be along the lines of not buying Trump merch, walking on a sidewalk in a radical left wing manner, being in possession of all their faculties or wearing a frog costume in a built up area?

Andrew Woodhouse @skyecommercial.bsky.social · 13d

Absolute carnage and chaos in the Broadford Co-Op today after the layout of the shelves were changed overnight.
Locals wandering aimlessly mumbling inchorherently about
"The crisps used to be here..."

Andrew Woodhouse @skyecommercial.bsky.social · 14d

Oh, well. I suppose Trump will be bombing the shit out of Venezuela pretty soon.

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Andrew Woodhouse @skyecommercial.bsky.social · 14d

Living in the Inner Hebrides is great but this time of year has its downside. The rutting stags bellowing all day and night... It may be sexy talk in the deer community but to me it sounds like the poor guy is trying to squeeze out a really wide shouldered spiky poo.

Andrew Woodhouse @skyecommercial.bsky.social · 14d

When the talk is about a deal between Israel and Hamas I think of the @originstorypodcast.bsky.social episodes about Netanyahu and how they explain his modus-operandi which involves trashing every peace process usually at the point it seems that it will be successful.

Andrew Woodhouse @skyecommercial.bsky.social · 14d

Just posing on a hamper...

#LifeOnSkye
#adoptdontshop

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Andrew Woodhouse @skyecommercial.bsky.social · 14d

#LifeOnSkye

Lovely soft focus view of a mountain with a sharply focused bull's poo smeared arse in the foreground.

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Andrew Woodhouse @skyecommercial.bsky.social · 15d

Looked at the news and realised that this picture pretty much sums it all up...

A big saggy, dangly pair of bull bollocks.

Andrew Woodhouse @skyecommercial.bsky.social · 16d

Protesting the treatment of Palestinian is "unbritish" according to the government.
Putting Boers in concentration camps, letting Bengalis starve, wiping out the people of Tasmania & so on & on & on is very much part of our story so maybe there should some honesty about what being British really is.

Andrew Woodhouse @skyecommercial.bsky.social · 17d

Rush are touring again!!!
Anika Nilles is drumming...

Andrew Woodhouse @skyecommercial.bsky.social · 17d

It will be the peak of irony if Scotland qualify for a World Cup that nobody wants to go to.

BBC News - Delays, distrust, dynamic prices - how 'welcoming' will World Cup be?
www.bbc.com/sport/footba...

World Cup tickets: 2026 USA tournament prices, visas and security explained

BBC Sport explores the issues which could make fans feel less than welcome when the World Cup takes place in the United States next year.

www.bbc.com

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Andrew Woodhouse @skyecommercial.bsky.social · 17d

The correct approach to today's Skye weather

#LifeOnSkye

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