Skwahder
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Winnie The Pooh and John The Baptist have the same middle name.
December 12, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Winnie The Pooh and John The Baptist have the same middle name.
Looking for something Christmasy, Free and for all ages. Go see the annual Lego Christmas Town that my brother showcases every year. Each season it gets bigger and bigger. If you’ve gone, go back. facebook.com/share/v/17Wvxu…
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December 11, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Looking for something Christmasy, Free and for all ages. Go see the annual Lego Christmas Town that my brother showcases every year. Each season it gets bigger and bigger. If you’ve gone, go back. facebook.com/share/v/17Wvxu…
Milking stools only have three legs, because the cow has the udder.
December 11, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Milking stools only have three legs, because the cow has the udder.
I am tired of grocery stores asking me if I want to round up to end world hunger. You're a $10
Billion Dollar corporation.
I'm out here using a coupon to save fifty cents on a bag of potatoes. Why don't you donate to end world hunger?
Billion Dollar corporation.
I'm out here using a coupon to save fifty cents on a bag of potatoes. Why don't you donate to end world hunger?
December 10, 2025 at 3:04 PM
I am tired of grocery stores asking me if I want to round up to end world hunger. You're a $10
Billion Dollar corporation.
I'm out here using a coupon to save fifty cents on a bag of potatoes. Why don't you donate to end world hunger?
Billion Dollar corporation.
I'm out here using a coupon to save fifty cents on a bag of potatoes. Why don't you donate to end world hunger?
"So what have you learned in 2025?"
Me: Nothing Beats A Jet2 Holiday.
Me: Nothing Beats A Jet2 Holiday.
December 9, 2025 at 2:50 PM
"So what have you learned in 2025?"
Me: Nothing Beats A Jet2 Holiday.
Me: Nothing Beats A Jet2 Holiday.
Men never apologize. They just text you "WYD" when they think you have calmed down.
December 8, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Men never apologize. They just text you "WYD" when they think you have calmed down.
The little ones getting in a little nap.
December 8, 2025 at 12:13 AM
The little ones getting in a little nap.
Holiday Tip: You can be your own Secret Santa if you have tequila and Amazon Prime.
December 7, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Holiday Tip: You can be your own Secret Santa if you have tequila and Amazon Prime.
Men who think that a woman's place is in the kitchen, clearly don't remember that's where the knives are kept.
December 6, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Men who think that a woman's place is in the kitchen, clearly don't remember that's where the knives are kept.
I run every day for 30 minutes, if I miss a day, I add 30 minutes to the next day.
This has truly been a game changer, tomorrow I'm supposed to run for 3 weeks.
This has truly been a game changer, tomorrow I'm supposed to run for 3 weeks.
December 5, 2025 at 2:37 PM
I run every day for 30 minutes, if I miss a day, I add 30 minutes to the next day.
This has truly been a game changer, tomorrow I'm supposed to run for 3 weeks.
This has truly been a game changer, tomorrow I'm supposed to run for 3 weeks.
There's a gang going through our town, systematically shoplifting clothes in size order.
The police believe they're still at large.
The police believe they're still at large.
December 4, 2025 at 1:31 PM
There's a gang going through our town, systematically shoplifting clothes in size order.
The police believe they're still at large.
The police believe they're still at large.
I was looking at this girl because she had a piece of spaghetti stuck in her hair.
She looked at me and said "I have a boyfriend".
Me: “Well ok noodle head.”
She looked at me and said "I have a boyfriend".
Me: “Well ok noodle head.”
December 3, 2025 at 2:34 PM
I was looking at this girl because she had a piece of spaghetti stuck in her hair.
She looked at me and said "I have a boyfriend".
Me: “Well ok noodle head.”
She looked at me and said "I have a boyfriend".
Me: “Well ok noodle head.”
What do you call a Christmas Wreath made of $100 bills?
Aretha Franklins
Aretha Franklins
December 2, 2025 at 1:56 PM
What do you call a Christmas Wreath made of $100 bills?
Aretha Franklins
Aretha Franklins
Me after last Christmas: (stuffing tangled tree lights into a box)
I'll worry about it next year!
Me ready to decorate my Christmas tree today:
Son of a bitch!
I'll worry about it next year!
Me ready to decorate my Christmas tree today:
Son of a bitch!
December 1, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Me after last Christmas: (stuffing tangled tree lights into a box)
I'll worry about it next year!
Me ready to decorate my Christmas tree today:
Son of a bitch!
I'll worry about it next year!
Me ready to decorate my Christmas tree today:
Son of a bitch!
I'm aging like a fine banana.
November 30, 2025 at 3:16 PM
I'm aging like a fine banana.
Ladies just go with me here, what if...he's actually right?
November 29, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Ladies just go with me here, what if...he's actually right?
*SCAM ALERT*
Ladies please be careful when ordering your loved one’s Christmas gifts. Twice now l've placed orders and twice everything that was delivered was for me.
Be alert.
Ladies please be careful when ordering your loved one’s Christmas gifts. Twice now l've placed orders and twice everything that was delivered was for me.
Be alert.
November 28, 2025 at 1:01 PM
*SCAM ALERT*
Ladies please be careful when ordering your loved one’s Christmas gifts. Twice now l've placed orders and twice everything that was delivered was for me.
Be alert.
Ladies please be careful when ordering your loved one’s Christmas gifts. Twice now l've placed orders and twice everything that was delivered was for me.
Be alert.
I'm not saying I'm old, but I just had to increase my font size to “billboard”.
November 27, 2025 at 2:47 PM
I'm not saying I'm old, but I just had to increase my font size to “billboard”.
My email password was hacked again. It's the third time I've had to rename my dog.
November 26, 2025 at 1:39 PM
My email password was hacked again. It's the third time I've had to rename my dog.
I think the Heels bored them into sleep tonight.
November 26, 2025 at 12:40 AM
I think the Heels bored them into sleep tonight.
To the people who put antlers and a red rudolph nose on your car for christmas, you can’t fool me, I know that’s a car.
November 25, 2025 at 3:08 PM
To the people who put antlers and a red rudolph nose on your car for christmas, you can’t fool me, I know that’s a car.
Everyone has that one fork in their cutlery drawer that you just don’t like and you frown if you accidentally grab it.
November 24, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Everyone has that one fork in their cutlery drawer that you just don’t like and you frown if you accidentally grab it.
When you jump up and down, you don’t really jump down.
November 23, 2025 at 3:42 PM
When you jump up and down, you don’t really jump down.
The inventor of Pop Rocks:
“Sugar is not good enough, it also needs to detonate.”
“Sugar is not good enough, it also needs to detonate.”
November 22, 2025 at 1:39 PM
The inventor of Pop Rocks:
“Sugar is not good enough, it also needs to detonate.”
“Sugar is not good enough, it also needs to detonate.”