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skulldouggery.bsky.social @skulldouggery.bsky.social · 7h

"No. Let them know the truth. For it was I, and I alone, who ended the The Turd World War. My 10th (11th? 12th?) war ended since reclaiming the golden throne." Also, "Norway, if you're listening: Nobel Peace Prize plzzzz"

a bald eagle is sitting on a tree branch with pine cones in front of a planet .

skulldouggery.bsky.social @skulldouggery.bsky.social · 23d

It's why football is truly an American pastime.

ALT: a bald eagle is sitting on a tree branch with pine cones in front of a planet .

skulldouggery.bsky.social @skulldouggery.bsky.social · 25d

In 56 yrs of tracking Taco Bell there have been Warhammer 40k cases of butt-pee reported, that’s 706 per yr of poopin the goop.

For rat nibbled dog food - remember the one that’s so disgusting? - in 39 yrs of reporting, 493 cases of ass leakage, only 17 a yr! 🤯

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 26d

Ron Johnson: "In 56 years of tracking Tylenol, there have been 39,540 death reported to FAIRS. That's 706 per year. For ivermectin -- remember the one that they said was so dangerous? -- in 29 years reporting, 493 deaths, 17 a year."

skulldouggery.bsky.social @skulldouggery.bsky.social · 25d

UN: we are struggling with multiple geopolitical and humanitarian crises, on multiple continents and amidst increasing instability and uncertainty.

Trump: HAVE YOU DUMB CUCKS TRIED SLAPPING CHEAP GOLD PAINTED BULLSHIT TRINKETS ONTO THE WALLS IN THE LOBBY

UN: Wha… we… no, sir but

Trump: WEAK!

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 26d

Rubio previews Trump's UN speech: "POTUS will point to his own history with the UN going back to his time as a developer. He actually offered to fix the UN building & instead they decided to go in a different direction, wasted a bunch of money ... it's emblematic of how feckless the UN has become"

skulldouggery.bsky.social @skulldouggery.bsky.social · 26d

Always thought these designs came from hunting jackets. I’ve seen some versions that have a sewn in mini bandolier for shotgun shells and/or a large pocket for spent shells.

skulldouggery.bsky.social @skulldouggery.bsky.social · 28d

Another, similar, interpretation is that he figured out he was wrong, thinks he's smart for it, and also thinks that everyone else will fall for it like he did but that they're too stupid to figure it out as he had.

skulldouggery.bsky.social @skulldouggery.bsky.social · Sep 17

Do you have to be a student to enter? I’m not one but I do have an idea: an app with one button and when you press it, lights flash and your device emits a sound thats vaguely similar to “RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES!” And then AI writes it on the blockchain and something something quantum NFTs etc.

Congressman Jared Moskowitz @repmoskowitz.bsky.social · Sep 17

Reminder on today's #NationalAppChallengeDay that we're a little over a month away from the October 30 submission deadline for this year’s Congressional App Challenge.

We look forward to seeing the innovative apps you come up with!

Congressman Jared Moskowitz @repmoskowitz.bsky.social · May 2

📱The 2025 Congressional App Challenge is now live! Middle and high school students in Broward and Palm Beach Counties who are passionate about coding can learn more at CongressionalAppChallenge.us

skulldouggery.bsky.social @skulldouggery.bsky.social · Sep 17

"Oops, dropped my shame on the floor. On second thought, it does look nice there."

skulldouggery.bsky.social @skulldouggery.bsky.social · Sep 14

Someone in the area should rent a big ass loud speaker, hook it up to a laptop, and play all the vilest shit that micro-faced goon ever spouted on his podcasts. Nothing else. Just pure unadulterated Charlie. To honor his work of course.

Does the right know the real danger is to their right?

skulldouggery.bsky.social @skulldouggery.bsky.social · Sep 13

That's awful... the average adult has 32 teeth... that's a whole lotta extra steps to make the whole world blind now...

skulldouggery.bsky.social @skulldouggery.bsky.social · Sep 13

1. Please ignore the typo in my previous response; left off the d at the end. 2. This article echoes your theory and was a good read as well: bsky.app/profile/edit...

The Editorial Board @editorialboard.bsky.social · Sep 12

www.editorialboard.com/does-the-rig...

Looks like Charlie Kirk’s killer spoke groyper.

www.editorialboard.com

skulldouggery.bsky.social @skulldouggery.bsky.social · Sep 13

I dunno, man. Season 2 was all over the place. That said, Season 1 was fantastic.

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Kevin Elliott @kjephd.bsky.social · Sep 12

Millennials are the chosen people, the only ones who can redeem the world

Jason Kirk @jasonkirk.fyi · Sep 12

Discovering computer as an adult makes you go crazy. Discovering computer as a baby makes you go crazy. In all of human history, there will only ever be one generation to discover computer at the correct age: 13

The Ass is the father of the legs @internethippo.bsky.social · Nov 10

The problem with every post-Millennial generation is they got to go straight to high speed internet. Of course you'll get computer madness that way. Make them start with those old screeching modems and work their way up

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skulldouggery.bsky.social @skulldouggery.bsky.social · Sep 12

Thank you, much appreciate!

skulldouggery.bsky.social @skulldouggery.bsky.social · Sep 12

I’m interested in the theory, and not dismissing it out of hand, but are there examples of 1) the beef and 2) Fuentes egging things on towards the end result? I don’t have the stomach for wading through the Xhitter so hoping you’ve got receipts available. Wild but plausible is where I’m at now.

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skulldouggery.bsky.social @skulldouggery.bsky.social · Sep 11

CSI: [All of them really] was a mistake...

a man in a helmet says " i 'm doing my part " in front of a row of soldiers

skulldouggery.bsky.social @skulldouggery.bsky.social · Sep 10

ALT: a man in a helmet says " i 'm doing my part " in front of a row of soldiers

a picture of a man in a helmet with the words this is the way intensifies

skulldouggery.bsky.social @skulldouggery.bsky.social · Sep 6

I'm no fashion guru but ... just me or are those loafers overly worn out and not well maintained? Like, damn son, get a shoe shine or something at least.

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skulldouggery.bsky.social @skulldouggery.bsky.social · Sep 4

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skulldouggery.bsky.social @skulldouggery.bsky.social · Aug 27

Sando'lorian escapes indictment by toasted TV judge, putting DOJ narrative in a pickle.

ALT: a picture of a man in a helmet with the words this is the way intensifies

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skulldouggery.bsky.social @skulldouggery.bsky.social · Aug 27

Alternatively, a quick and dirty idea is just projecting light on the banner and adding a Hitler 'stache above the upper lip. On second thought, these aren't mutually exclusive ideas either.

skulldouggery.bsky.social @skulldouggery.bsky.social · Aug 27

Honestly, I think scrolling text that alternates between left and right, with exact dates and verbatim quotes, synced to audio clips playing over a loud speaker, would make a very nice video. I think there are enough clips out there for both then and now statements.