Sean Patrick Kelly
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#TADFF Quick Thoughts: PRIMATE is essentially a feature length version of the “Gordy” subplot of NOPE, essentially turning a rabid chimp film into an extremely brutal slasher film. PETA will have field day with this one.
#BlackPhone2 is a satisfactory continuation, with some truly disturbing violent movements, though it also feels like Ethan Hawke gets less to do this time around.
#Deathstalker has great practical creature effects and removes the more problematic (rapey) elements of the original 1983 film, though the narrative is somewhat on the formulaic side.
New Giveaway: Win 1 of 5 Cineplex Run-of-Engagement Passes to See Good Forture buff.ly/zqD6PnT #giveaways
#TronAres is a standalone sequel, very briefly referencing the events of Tron: Legacy, which doesn’t have much new to bring to the table apart from the great Nine Inch Nails score (though I’m sure Jared Leto’s titular character would’ve preferred Depeche Mode)
New Giveaway: Giveaway: Win 1 of 3 HIM 4K Ultra HD Blu-Rays buff.ly/fFCMB7d #giveaways
#Anemone shows that Daniel Day-Lewis still holds a commanding screen presence, even if this drama about guilt and regret drags on over its two-hour running time.
#TheBaltimorons is a very charming and Before Trilogy-esque Christmas Eve romance and a welcome return from mumblecore pioneer Jay Duplass (directing without Mark).
#JimmyandStiggs is a very splattery and glow in the dark mash-up of alien invasion film and Evil Dead.
#HIMMovie is a football movie that becomes a horror movie, but I’m really confused about how it reaches that destination.