SkitchP
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SkitchP
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Anyone looking to offload a cheap decent guitar?
November 25, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Alex Gordon is a Hall of Famer
November 25, 2025 at 12:36 AM
The absolute best possible outcome in the NFL this year is if the Packers/Cowboys tie keeps both of them out of the playoffs
November 24, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Wait so Syril Karn AND State's Attorney Ed Danvers just showed up?
Watching Death By Lightning on Netflix, and the cast is absolutely loaded and I'm enjoying it, but the tonal shifts are insane. Offerman is in a slapstick comedy, Shannon is in a serious period piece, Whitford and Whigam are 1800s House of Cards and McFayden is just playing a sad sack. It's very odd
November 14, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Watching Death By Lightning on Netflix, and the cast is absolutely loaded and I'm enjoying it, but the tonal shifts are insane. Offerman is in a slapstick comedy, Shannon is in a serious period piece, Whitford and Whigam are 1800s House of Cards and McFayden is just playing a sad sack. It's very odd
November 14, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Birbs
November 3, 2025 at 12:09 AM
This year's Star Wars Black Series Christmas setup
November 2, 2025 at 9:32 PM
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I'm kinda loving the schtick of Arnold losing INTs
September 14, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Current Status: Leaning into a bit where I act like the restaurant 1.5 miles from home was a long distance. About to make sure the whole family goes to the bathroom before we get in the car because "I really don't want to stop on the way home"
November 1, 2025 at 10:22 PM
I think my daughter wants a guitar for Christmas, and there's no way I'm spending real money on self torture
October 31, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Field of Dreams is a Halloween Movie
October 31, 2025 at 12:07 AM
I'm not
I’m in this one
the new episode is out now on Nebula. I wear a suit and use an old slide projector in it so you know it's good

nebula.tv/videos/patri...
October 19, 2025 at 8:23 PM
I've got a borderline billion dollar idea. Both pretentious and marketable.
October 18, 2025 at 2:30 AM
He's not re-signing here, so might as well use him up
October 11, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Good thing there's nothing going on in Detroit or the country or the world that's more important to the Detroit Free Press than "couple spent too much on a shitty car"
October 10, 2025 at 6:45 PM
We're only gonna get one year of Kelvin Sheppard aren't we
October 5, 2025 at 10:31 PM
If the Lions can win Sunday, the amount of pain we'll have inflicted on Ohio over an 8 day stretch would be glorious.
October 2, 2025 at 10:46 PM
HBO Max has added Superman and the time scroll is the Superman logo and it's delightful
September 26, 2025 at 11:47 PM
5 minutes of game time in the 24 minutes since I skeeted this
I enjoyed that drive, but oh man are they behind on commercials.
September 23, 2025 at 1:29 AM
I enjoyed that drive, but oh man are they behind on commercials.
September 23, 2025 at 1:05 AM
On the positive side, one of my last tasks for the week is to try and be just mean enough that the crappy employee in the department quits
Ugh I feel more guilty because they were super nice
So I got a better gig, two months after I started my current one and I'm feeling super guilty about quitting tomorrow
September 22, 2025 at 8:09 PM
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Chris Fetter is a very good pitching coach. However, betting your entire organizational philosophy around that fact might be a mistake
August 13, 2025 at 12:19 PM
I don't even like Jimmy Kimmel and I'm pissed
September 18, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Ugh I feel more guilty because they were super nice
So I got a better gig, two months after I started my current one and I'm feeling super guilty about quitting tomorrow
September 16, 2025 at 10:53 PM
So I got a better gig, two months after I started my current one and I'm feeling super guilty about quitting tomorrow
September 14, 2025 at 11:10 PM