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Since dick cheney has no heartbeat, how did they call time of death, with a mirror?
November 4, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Since dick cheney has no heartbeat, how did they call time of death, with a mirror?
The cannabis industry in America is like Kraft Single Slices when I want Tillamook.
October 20, 2025 at 8:38 AM
The cannabis industry in America is like Kraft Single Slices when I want Tillamook.
When trump dies I hope melania has him interred at the golf course. He'll finally have achieved a hole in one.
October 7, 2025 at 5:19 AM
When trump dies I hope melania has him interred at the golf course. He'll finally have achieved a hole in one.
If the Govt paid like Waffle House, there'd be no govt shut down.
October 2, 2025 at 4:59 AM
If the Govt paid like Waffle House, there'd be no govt shut down.
information revealed by a washington insider details how when trump was briefed on alien remains in area 51, he asked if they'd been probed & if he could personally have a hand in it.
September 22, 2025 at 8:18 AM
information revealed by a washington insider details how when trump was briefed on alien remains in area 51, he asked if they'd been probed & if he could personally have a hand in it.
Breaking news:
putin has died. Fallen down a well. Body doubles 1, 2, & 3 have also fallen down wells. Body doubles 4, 5, 6 claimed authority as body doubles 7, 8, & 9 have claimed poland, finland & moldovia respectively. Body doubles 10 & 11 just pushed 4 5 6 out windows & 12 can't be found.
putin has died. Fallen down a well. Body doubles 1, 2, & 3 have also fallen down wells. Body doubles 4, 5, 6 claimed authority as body doubles 7, 8, & 9 have claimed poland, finland & moldovia respectively. Body doubles 10 & 11 just pushed 4 5 6 out windows & 12 can't be found.
September 22, 2025 at 8:09 AM
Breaking news:
putin has died. Fallen down a well. Body doubles 1, 2, & 3 have also fallen down wells. Body doubles 4, 5, 6 claimed authority as body doubles 7, 8, & 9 have claimed poland, finland & moldovia respectively. Body doubles 10 & 11 just pushed 4 5 6 out windows & 12 can't be found.
putin has died. Fallen down a well. Body doubles 1, 2, & 3 have also fallen down wells. Body doubles 4, 5, 6 claimed authority as body doubles 7, 8, & 9 have claimed poland, finland & moldovia respectively. Body doubles 10 & 11 just pushed 4 5 6 out windows & 12 can't be found.
Cheats faster than his fanbase's growing mullet! More racist cholesterol pumping thru his collapsing veins than Paula Deen! Able to leap all law with an executive signing statement!
He's SuperScam.
He's SuperScam.
August 30, 2025 at 9:07 AM
Cheats faster than his fanbase's growing mullet! More racist cholesterol pumping thru his collapsing veins than Paula Deen! Able to leap all law with an executive signing statement!
He's SuperScam.
He's SuperScam.
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we strangle the future but it's coming anyways. Youth must lead the way or they're left scavenging the remains.
we strangle the future but it's coming anyways. Youth must lead the way or they're left scavenging the remains.
Supaman - Miracle feat. Maimouna Youssef
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August 14, 2025 at 12:20 AM
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we strangle the future but it's coming anyways. Youth must lead the way or they're left scavenging the remains.
we strangle the future but it's coming anyways. Youth must lead the way or they're left scavenging the remains.
trump be blowing so much wind up the ass of the Cannabis Cartels that I expect them to be a Macy Thanksgiving Day Parade float this year.
August 13, 2025 at 10:12 PM
trump be blowing so much wind up the ass of the Cannabis Cartels that I expect them to be a Macy Thanksgiving Day Parade float this year.
Breaking news!! trump has legalized cannabis
on epstein's island if you're a female under the age of 13.
on epstein's island if you're a female under the age of 13.
August 13, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Breaking news!! trump has legalized cannabis
on epstein's island if you're a female under the age of 13.
on epstein's island if you're a female under the age of 13.
Ozzy Osbourne w/ Slash - In my life ( Beatles cover )
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August 10, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Next episode of South Park should be trump being haunted by visions of Ivanka's staircase. It's hiding in the woods when he's golfing. It's peeking out of the water hazard when no one's looking. It's right behind him in the reflection of the mirror he's snorting adderall off of.
August 8, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Next episode of South Park should be trump being haunted by visions of Ivanka's staircase. It's hiding in the woods when he's golfing. It's peeking out of the water hazard when no one's looking. It's right behind him in the reflection of the mirror he's snorting adderall off of.
9 out of ten epstein's say trump is a pedophile. The tenth was incidentally dissembled in a freak compactor accident.
August 7, 2025 at 2:25 AM
9 out of ten epstein's say trump is a pedophile. The tenth was incidentally dissembled in a freak compactor accident.
Billionaires should have to pay a guillotine tax. Let them carry the economy for 10 yrs so all who make 400k or less get to save & invest in their lives to reduce the disparity of wealth that will lead to the oligarchs huddling in their panic rooms as pitchforks & torches come seeking an audience.
August 1, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Billionaires should have to pay a guillotine tax. Let them carry the economy for 10 yrs so all who make 400k or less get to save & invest in their lives to reduce the disparity of wealth that will lead to the oligarchs huddling in their panic rooms as pitchforks & torches come seeking an audience.
OZZY OSBOURNE - "No More Tears" (Official Video)
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July 23, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Men Without Hats - I ❤️ The '80s [Official Video]
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July 18, 2025 at 5:28 AM
Newsbreak:
Glacial melting might lead to volcanoes awakening.
The obvious solution is burnt offerings of oligarchy.
Glacial melting might lead to volcanoes awakening.
The obvious solution is burnt offerings of oligarchy.
July 17, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Newsbreak:
Glacial melting might lead to volcanoes awakening.
The obvious solution is burnt offerings of oligarchy.
Glacial melting might lead to volcanoes awakening.
The obvious solution is burnt offerings of oligarchy.
In a shocking move, trump has deported the boy & girl scouts of america. ICE has been outfitted with new batteries for their tasers & will be coming to a pinewood derby near you.
July 3, 2025 at 4:38 AM
In a shocking move, trump has deported the boy & girl scouts of america. ICE has been outfitted with new batteries for their tasers & will be coming to a pinewood derby near you.
Like the BIble says Be Fruitful & Bomb Your Enemies To Make Your Children Fight Your Battles.
June 22, 2025 at 5:36 AM
Like the BIble says Be Fruitful & Bomb Your Enemies To Make Your Children Fight Your Battles.
I feel like our current presidential options are far too young. We need a seasoned competent man of a ripe age of 98 like Mel Brooks. Now that would be a parade. He could run this country like a remote job.
June 13, 2025 at 1:25 AM
I feel like our current presidential options are far too young. We need a seasoned competent man of a ripe age of 98 like Mel Brooks. Now that would be a parade. He could run this country like a remote job.
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we waste the genius of our population by only funding the dreams of a small percentage born on third base.
we waste the genius of our population by only funding the dreams of a small percentage born on third base.
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June 12, 2025 at 6:57 PM
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we waste the genius of our population by only funding the dreams of a small percentage born on third base.
we waste the genius of our population by only funding the dreams of a small percentage born on third base.
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looks like trump's sending new recruits to help putin with ukraine.
looks like trump's sending new recruits to help putin with ukraine.
Immigrants sue ICE over alleged 'Russian Detention & Deterrence Scheme' • Louisiana Illuminator
The lawsuit complains immigrants from former Soviet countries including Russia, Georgia and Kazakhstan are being wrongfully denied release from ICE detention.
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June 11, 2025 at 3:44 AM
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looks like trump's sending new recruits to help putin with ukraine.
looks like trump's sending new recruits to help putin with ukraine.
How do I get paid to mock rich people everyday? I feel like it's my life's calling. Some burning herb whispered it in my ear.
June 9, 2025 at 7:04 PM
How do I get paid to mock rich people everyday? I feel like it's my life's calling. Some burning herb whispered it in my ear.
went to a group job interview at a grocery store. 20 people vying for 2 positions. It took 2.5 hrs. And I think to myself what a wonderful world.
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Louis Armstrong - What A Wonderful World (Official Video)
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June 6, 2025 at 4:53 PM
went to a group job interview at a grocery store. 20 people vying for 2 positions. It took 2.5 hrs. And I think to myself what a wonderful world.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=rBrd...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=rBrd...