SkeetsFromCody
@skeetsfromcody.bsky.social
I cook fabulous breakfasts and chew bubblegum. Also i dont chew bubblegum at all.
fucks with my denture
Pronouns: he/him
fucks with my denture
Pronouns: he/him
neurodivergent fuckups only pls
November 28, 2025 at 4:39 AM
neurodivergent fuckups only pls
i cut my finger off so i make fun typos all the time
November 28, 2025 at 4:30 AM
i cut my finger off so i make fun typos all the time
BEHOLD! A CHICKEN!
November 28, 2025 at 4:24 AM
BEHOLD! A CHICKEN!
fuck hr they are nobodys friend
November 26, 2025 at 4:44 AM
fuck hr they are nobodys friend
back to the egg mines i go
November 25, 2025 at 4:56 PM
back to the egg mines i go
whoops i did a grand theft auto 4, should have probably played darts with my girlfriend instead
November 24, 2025 at 2:33 AM
whoops i did a grand theft auto 4, should have probably played darts with my girlfriend instead
it should be rad but im waiting for a yikes
November 24, 2025 at 2:32 AM
it should be rad but im waiting for a yikes
that looks exactly to what gave me gout
November 23, 2025 at 4:54 AM
that looks exactly to what gave me gout
live on an island fucking your cousins long enough and bad things happen to your jeans
November 23, 2025 at 2:44 AM
live on an island fucking your cousins long enough and bad things happen to your jeans
just saying that all my mixed race friends are super hot
November 23, 2025 at 1:49 AM
just saying that all my mixed race friends are super hot
all drow are super hot btw
November 23, 2025 at 1:36 AM
all drow are super hot btw
those hogs will always come to haunt me because i cannot make out with mustard breath
November 22, 2025 at 5:13 AM
those hogs will always come to haunt me because i cannot make out with mustard breath
you are being groomed to be a gross old boomer
November 22, 2025 at 4:41 AM
you are being groomed to be a gross old boomer
never forget that mark was also a father figure for me
November 22, 2025 at 4:22 AM
never forget that mark was also a father figure for me
no jokes out the room, these dnd nerds need to yes and
November 22, 2025 at 4:22 AM
no jokes out the room, these dnd nerds need to yes and
kidney stones are like a baby
November 22, 2025 at 3:43 AM
kidney stones are like a baby
you just suck at walking
November 21, 2025 at 5:55 AM
you just suck at walking
it makes sense but all i hear about is furries fucking blowing up the joint
November 21, 2025 at 5:25 AM
it makes sense but all i hear about is furries fucking blowing up the joint
oh yeah thats the good shit
November 20, 2025 at 5:02 PM
oh yeah thats the good shit
i will yuck this yum
November 19, 2025 at 1:51 AM
i will yuck this yum
im going to show up to your house unannounced and juice you like a lemon
November 19, 2025 at 12:54 AM
im going to show up to your house unannounced and juice you like a lemon
and thats the pg-13 version of what i really wanted to say
November 18, 2025 at 2:18 AM
and thats the pg-13 version of what i really wanted to say
i could have myself a baja blast sooner then i get a snack on that gross old cheese
November 14, 2025 at 6:27 AM
i could have myself a baja blast sooner then i get a snack on that gross old cheese
the moon is only 400 something kilometers away anyway
November 14, 2025 at 6:05 AM
the moon is only 400 something kilometers away anyway
im doctor cheeks
November 14, 2025 at 4:05 AM
im doctor cheeks