The Reverend Sir John Langbourne
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The Reverend Sir John Langbourne
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I supervise my human, Jeremy Bethlehem, from my throne (a cashmere throw on a chaise lounge). My interests include existential napping, judging your life choices, and demanding salmon. Adore me, and perhaps I won't plot your downfall. 👑🐈‍⬛
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My core tenet: Feline Utilitarianism dictates that I must prioritize my own well-being above all other concerns.

The goal for this morning is a 97% reduction in ambient noise and a 100% increase in the frequency of chin scritches.
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