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Sim Sim SalaBOooOOooOM!!

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Sim Sim SalaBOooOOooOM!! @simsimsalab00m.bsky.social · Jan 31

hey have you guys have been enjoying what ive been doing lately whether its my little streams or the art ive been posting lately than it'd be really cool of yall to support me whether thats by sending me a bit of money or just joining my patreon to ensure it's something i can keep doing

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🔞 Drelard 🔞

@drelard.bsky.social

Reminder that I do indeedy have a discord server!

discord.gg/GXTnCGPr

Join the Drelard's Delightful Den Discord Server!

Check out the Drelard's Delightful Den community on Discord - hang out with 236 other members and enjoy free voice and text chat.

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December 2, 2025 at 4:16 PM

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Sedge [ΘΔ]

@sedge.isfluffy.fyi

The button HUD from Sonic Heroes except with the faces of the Three Stooges on it.

(I found this on Twitter back when it was still Twitter and have no idea who made it.)

December 2, 2025 at 5:07 AM

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Snackiejack!! 🔜 MFF!!

@snackiejack.bsky.social

This is DEFCON 1 priority, y'all. Call your senators, reps, call your friends and tell them to call their senators and reps about this. Call your grandma and tell her to call her senators and reps about this.

What we have here will be *gone* if these bills pass.

Mike Stabile @mikestabile.bsky.social · 17h

Congress is attempting to fast track KOSA and more than a dozen bills that would restrict internet access, censor speech and increase surveillance under the guise of protecting children.

Committee hearings begin tomorrow.

Lawmakers to consider 19 bills for childproofing the internet

KOSA is back, along with more than a dozen other bills that will erode free speech and privacy in the name of protecting kids.

reason.com

December 2, 2025 at 4:38 AM

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New Title Cards Every Day! The Official DBZEpisodes Account

@dbzepisodes.bsky.social

November 14, 2025 at 6:01 PM

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SCOOPS 🍖

@sundogscoops.bsky.social

firefox AI and slop disablers from tumblr for the people from local hero mckitterick. Tried it on my end and the browser is significantly faster now

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December 2, 2025 at 3:47 AM

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Joy D. Doink (CALL YOUR REPS)

@joydoink.bsky.social

New poll on patreon...
I will COOK...
but fr who will cook?
(and then eat it all)

December 2, 2025 at 11:14 AM

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VKTHEKV

@kvgutz.bsky.social

Parker's getting festive by making it so she belches up nothing but the shreds of ugly Christmas sweaters for the next 3 weeks.

How will she accomplish this?

Eat everyone at your local tree light ceremony, of course! So easy! She's so smart!
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Tw: VORE FLASHBANG

Imp: Excuse me...! Miss! If you could put her down...! Excuse me, miss I-

(A loud groan almost instantly cuts the imp off as she speaks. It rips through the cold winter air as she continues trotting towards one of the guests at the Christmas tree lighting.)

Imp: Ma'am, could you pl-

(Another churn rudely drowns out her words)

P-pardon me but-... Ma'am!

(The guest finally turns around to look as a person dangles by their winter jacket in her hands. It was Parker doing what she usually does at packed public events. Eating people. She looked at the security guard with no sense of what she might be doing wrong and checked to see if she was actually speaking to her.)

Parker: Oh, hey, I knew I heard something. Are you talking to me?

(The poor imp barely to parkers hip attempted to politely defuse the situation. It was a bit late for that now there were about 20 other guests in her stomach by this point, but maybe she'd at least stop when asked? If there was anything this imp didn't want to have to do, it was tell the 9ft tall woman that was eating people that she needed to leave... She seemed receptive though... maybe... )

Imp: I hate to bother you, ma'am, but eating other guests isn't allowed at this even-

(Seemingly doing it on purpose at this point, Parker's stomach let out a long and vicious groan, completely drowning out her words before they could reach her ears. Parker raised an eyebrow.)

Parker: Huh??? I'm sorry, I really can't hear you over my stomach. You're really going to have to speak up. Not trying to be rude or anything, I see you're security, but I kinda got this "industrial food processor" situation going on directly in front of me. Suuuuper loud, I'm sure I don't have to tell you that, though you have ears, don't you?

December 2, 2025 at 1:29 PM

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Class War Vet Pillow

@pillowknight.bsky.social

it's that time to the year again

December 2, 2025 at 3:36 AM

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Stickface - Commissions Closed

@stickface.bsky.social

posting clara dorse to scare the hoes

December 2, 2025 at 8:05 AM

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WeirdMidnight

@weirdmidnight.bsky.social

Here's a quick preview for the curious~

December 2, 2025 at 12:16 AM

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WeirdMidnight

@weirdmidnight.bsky.social

FAT-TOBER-VEMBER HAS CONCLUDED!!! You can see the WHOLE SEQUENCE UP ON PATREON NOW! Available for ALL TIERS!

www.patreon.com/posts/fat-to...

You can ALSO purchase the entire 'sequence' gallery for a one-time purchase!

www.patreon.com/collection/1...

#weightgain #inflation #fattytober

December 2, 2025 at 12:16 AM

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🎄 yuletide gelatin 🔞

@gelatingent.bsky.social

old art

December 1, 2025 at 9:56 PM

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Dieselbrain

@dieselbrain.bsky.social

If you make any calls to paypros at all, try to make it today!

Dieselbrain @dieselbrain.bsky.social · 4d

Today is the day! Make some phone calls to Visa and Mastercard if youre able to and keep it going as much as you can muster until monday!

December 1, 2025 at 6:04 PM

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Dieselbrain

@dieselbrain.bsky.social

here's an edited script that can be used for contacting your representatives!

I'm calling today regarding the hearing for December 2nd in the House Committee on Energy and Commerce on the package of 19 bills meant for "Online Child Safety."

The package itself includes harmful trojan-horse bills disguised under "Online Child Safety", which include:

The House's version of KOSA
COPPA 2.0
SCREEN Act
RESET Act
Sammy's law
App Store Accountability Act
GAMING Act
Safe Messaging for Kids Act
Parents Over Platforms Act

These bills are:
Massive breaches in privacy and the first amendment.
Show a complete misunderstanding of how the internet and encryption works.
Add more government-invasive surveillance online.
Put the lives of children and the livelihoods of adults at risk.
Will lead to mass censorship of legal content online and a chilling effect on the internet similar in effect to the UK Online Safety Act
Are extremely unpopular and don't protect kids.
Enable predators to take advantage of the established online systems to prey on children, especially those in power.

Please oppose these bills and vote "no" should any of them come to a vote before you.

December 1, 2025 at 6:47 PM

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Dieselbrain

@dieselbrain.bsky.social

you can also use this script (with a little adjusting) to call your own Senators and house representatives and tell them that these bills need to be opposed should it come to a vote!

www.congress.gov/members/find...

www.congress.gov

December 1, 2025 at 6:37 PM

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Dieselbrain

@dieselbrain.bsky.social

#SaveSpeech

tomorrow December 2nd, the Energy+Commerce Committee is having a hearing on a package of "online child safety" bills

A number of these bills are pro-censorship and surveillance

please call their office and tell them these bill;s are dangerous and unpopular! script below!

I'm calling today to ask that the House of Energy and Commerce reconsider the hearing for December 2nd on the package of 19 bills meant for "Online Child Safety."

The package itself includes harmful trojan-horse bills disguised under "Online Child Safety", which include:

The House's version of KOSA
COPPA 2.0
SCREEN Act
RESET Act
Sammy Act
App Store Accountability Act
GAMING Act
Safe Messaging for Kids Act
Parents Over Platforms Act

These bills are:
Massive breaches in privacy and the first amendment.
Show a complete misunderstanding of how the internet and encryption works.
Add more government-invasive surveillance online.
Put the lives of children and the livelihoods of adults at risk.
Will lead to mass censorship of legal content online and a chilling effect on the internet similar in effect to the UK Online Safety Act
Are extremely unpopular and don't protect kids.
Enable predators to take advantage of the established online systems to prey on children, especially those in power.

Please consider rescheduling the hearing to properly assess the bills within.

Energy and Commerce main phone number: (202) 225-3641

December 1, 2025 at 6:34 PM

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home-made🔞 (ask about comms)

@home-made.bsky.social

A buggy comm that SAVED ME thank you @pillowpetsheep.bsky.social 🧡

December 1, 2025 at 6:17 PM

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fesh pince ebooks

@feshpincebot.bsky.social

THREE YEARS LATER

December 1, 2025 at 7:33 PM

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CinnaSticks

@cinnasticks.bsky.social

I think eClaire is a little preoccupied at the moment... Keep your teasing and questions coming!

Check out eClaire's Favorite Bacon Mac Nuggets recipe on DA or patreon!