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CJ (Gay Geeky Canuck)

@simplygeeky86.bsky.social

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Movie buff, video game enthusiast, foodie, Proud Canadian, embarrassed Albertan and pretty gay overall. 🏳️‍🌈🖖🤓 Warped and sarcastic humour is my love language. Speak friend, and enter. (Interpret that as you see fit)

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CJ (Gay Geeky Canuck) @simplygeeky86.bsky.social · Jul 28

Changed my Nintendo Online icon to Elder Kong in celebration of Donkey Kong Bananza. Why did I choose this icon you ask?

Well, as an Elder Millennial, I find myself tired from the daily pressures of life, and want nothing more than to retire and be a DJ in between naps.

Also, feel free to add! 😜

My new Nintendo online icon, a very tired looking Elder Kong as a DJ. Switch friend code 5257-0664-1608

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CJ (Gay Geeky Canuck) @simplygeeky86.bsky.social · 2d

My thought exactly!

CJ (Gay Geeky Canuck) @simplygeeky86.bsky.social · 4d

The dippers is all I got in this department hahaha!!

CJ (Gay Geeky Canuck) @simplygeeky86.bsky.social · 4d

Oh nice! I’ll definitely have to check it out then, I’ve always sucked at spotting constellations, so would be very educational for me

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CJ (Gay Geeky Canuck) @simplygeeky86.bsky.social · 4d

Oh I didn’t know that was a thing! Just came back out and there’s some cloud cover unfortunately now, but I’ll keep an eye out and try out one of those apps! Thanks!

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CJ (Gay Geeky Canuck) @simplygeeky86.bsky.social · 4d

Anyone knowledgeable in astronomy? At first I thought it was a line of satellites in the sky, but they are not moving? Could this be a planetary alignment? I’ve never seen 5 stars lined up in such a perfect line?

Shot of stars in the sky. 5 lined up in a diagonal line, but not moving.

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CJ (Gay Geeky Canuck) @simplygeeky86.bsky.social · 4d

I totally fucked up the lasagna I made tonight. Didn’t make enough sauce for all the layers, and still put it in the oven hoping it wouldn’t be too bad. So let’s play a game! Insert a word in the following sentence:

This lasagna is as dry as __________.

CJ (Gay Geeky Canuck) @simplygeeky86.bsky.social · 4d

In Calgary, and this is also the first I’ve heard it.

CJ (Gay Geeky Canuck) @simplygeeky86.bsky.social · 4d

CJ (Gay Geeky Canuck) @simplygeeky86.bsky.social · 4d

Ya this is pretty terrible. If the post didn’t say it was in honour of God of War’s anniversary, I’m pretty sure I’d just think it was a vandalized PS5 remote.

CJ (Gay Geeky Canuck) @simplygeeky86.bsky.social · 4d

I’ve been pretty supportive of our PM Mark Carney, however his decision to apologize to Trump over this ad was a totally spineless and cowardly move.

So I’m reposting the ad again, and hoping more people do the same. Because it’s true and it seems piss off the orange shitstain Trump. #FuckTrump

Matt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · 14d

Here's the Ronald Reagan ad from Canada that Trump calls "fake."

CJ (Gay Geeky Canuck) @simplygeeky86.bsky.social · 4d

A friend told me he once was washing his hands, and the guy at the next sink over had the water going, but was just moving his hands around the water, making it look like he was actually washing them. Apparently he asked why, and the guy just said he didn’t want to get his wedding ring wet. 😵‍💫🤮

CJ (Gay Geeky Canuck) @simplygeeky86.bsky.social · 4d

Might be the best profile look on BlueSky, I’m dying 😂☠️

CJ (Gay Geeky Canuck) @simplygeeky86.bsky.social · 4d

This is how I’m gonna look every time someone dislikes one of my posts.

(Yes, I’m aware of how the dislike thing is going to work, still a funny trend though!)

CJ (Gay Geeky Canuck) @simplygeeky86.bsky.social · 4d

You have received the homosexual blessing of Cher

cher is wearing a very long dress and standing in the clouds with her arms outstretched .

Alt: cher is wearing a very long dress and standing in the clouds with her arms outstretched .

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CJ (Gay Geeky Canuck) @simplygeeky86.bsky.social · 5d

Now that the sports is done(🤬), I can get back to playing Dragon Quest! My memory of this on NES is so brief, as my friend had it and I just watched basically. But I really love the HD-2D art style. It’s updated beautifully, and my god the music is incredible! Loving it so far! #gaming

Dragon Quest 1 & 2 HD-2D Remake cover art

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CJ (Gay Geeky Canuck) @simplygeeky86.bsky.social · 5d

Mainly column A, with a touch of column B

CJ (Gay Geeky Canuck) @simplygeeky86.bsky.social · 5d

Hahaha!! That’s so awesome!

CJ (Gay Geeky Canuck) @simplygeeky86.bsky.social · 5d

This is why I suck at watching sports. My anxiety can’t handle these tied up at the last minute moments. Put a bow on it Jays!

CJ (Gay Geeky Canuck) @simplygeeky86.bsky.social · 5d

Where was Jeffrey in all of this?

(In all seriousness though, that looks fantastic!)

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CJ (Gay Geeky Canuck) @simplygeeky86.bsky.social · 5d

Gays finally unlocking on Nov.1 seeing calls for no nut November:

a woman says " who said that " on bravo

Alt: a woman says " who said that " on bravo

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CJ (Gay Geeky Canuck) @simplygeeky86.bsky.social · 5d

Well I ain’t going for the scenery 😜

CJ (Gay Geeky Canuck) @simplygeeky86.bsky.social · 5d

Chilling at home, waiting for Dragon Quest 1&2 HD-2D to arrive. While I wait, am watching some reviews of it on YouTube, and as a 1986 baby, I’m mad. Each video refers to the original as being a ‘super old’ game.

Bitch it was 1986, it’s a middle aged game at best! So watch your mouth! 😂 #gaming

an elderly woman in a blue jacket is making a face .

Alt: an elderly woman in a blue jacket is making a face .

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CJ (Gay Geeky Canuck) @simplygeeky86.bsky.social · 5d

What do you mean you’re a housefly?

(As I look at someone wearing a black harness, black booty shorts and sunglasses)

CJ (Gay Geeky Canuck) @simplygeeky86.bsky.social · 5d

I work in pharmacy. I fully endorse this message with every part of my being.

a little girl is laying on the floor in front of a carousel .

Alt: a little girl is laying on the floor in front of a carousel .

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CJ (Gay Geeky Canuck) @simplygeeky86.bsky.social · 5d

This is neat! Here’s my October first watch list from instaboxd.com! #FilmSky

My October 2025 first watch films. Magnolia, Speak No Evil, Twinless, A House of Dynamite, Black Phone 1/2, Roofman, Frankenstein and Bugonia