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Chris Simonite @simoniteartist.bsky.social · Sep 30

Today is George Jefferson day! I have included his old nemesis and his missus.
Should I paint Weezie too?

They are all 11" x 14", oil on canvas and are available.
#thejeffersons #allinthefamily #georgejefferson #archiebunker #cubism #artforsalebyartist

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Chris Simonite @simoniteartist.bsky.social · Sep 26

Thanks!

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Chris Simonite @simoniteartist.bsky.social · Sep 26

Need this on a t-shirt!

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Chris Simonite @simoniteartist.bsky.social · Sep 25

Come and make yourself a part of this painting at the #darlingbar 171 McDermot, this Saturday for #nuitblanchewinnipeg! Get Picasso’d!
I’m thinking of titling this painting of Picasso and Dora Mar, The Artist and Her Muse. I what do you think?
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#cubiweirdism #picassoart #cubist

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Chris Simonite @simoniteartist.bsky.social · Sep 23

This is my first ever interactive painting! At #nuitblanchewinnipeg you can pose in front of this painting and get Picasso’d! It will be at the Darling Bar at 171 McDermot Avenue in conjunction with @winnipegfineartfair .

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#picassoart #cubist #cuboweirdism

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Chris Simonite @simoniteartist.bsky.social · Sep 16

Remember this guy? And his wife Edith? It’s paintings for old people day! Swipe to see both! Any ideas for clever titles?
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#archiebunker #edithbunker #cubist #popartpainting #artforsaleoninstagram

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Chris Simonite @simoniteartist.bsky.social · Sep 4

Who’s excited for a #squidgamenetflix sequel? To tide you over here is my portrait of #seonggihun! He is 11” x 14”, oil on canvas and he’s available.
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#cubist #cubiweirdism #artforsaleoninstagram #popartpainting

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Chris Simonite @simoniteartist.bsky.social · Aug 28

In honour of the 50th anniversary of Jaws! It’s #quint #hooper and #brody! All 11” x 14”, oil on canvas and available.
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#cubist #popartpainting #artforsaleonbluesky #jaws #jawsmovie

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Chris Simonite @simoniteartist.bsky.social · Aug 26

Here they are for the 50th anniversary of #jawsmovie, Brody, Quint and Hooper! Swipe to see them all!

They are all 11" x 14", oil on canvas and they're available.
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#cubism #cubist #cuboweirdism #popartpainting #stevenspielberg #richarddreyfuss

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Chris Simonite @simoniteartist.bsky.social · Aug 7

A little 12" x 12" painting of Noel Gallagher, oil on canvas.
#oasis #noelgallagher #cubism

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Chris Simonite @simoniteartist.bsky.social · Aug 5

Is it Larry David or Bernie Sanders? Okay, it's Larry David painted in my signature style I call Cubo-Weirdism. Calling this one: Pretty, Pretty Good. It's 12" x 12", oil on canvas and it's available.
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#larrydavid #cubism #popart #curbyourenthusiasm

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Chris Simonite @simoniteartist.bsky.social · Aug 4

It’s coldish there for sure! 🤣

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Chris Simonite @simoniteartist.bsky.social · Aug 4

Now would be a good time! But the part where Opey and I live has particularly cold winters. I recommend the west coast! Not that you’re not welcome here!

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Chris Simonite @simoniteartist.bsky.social · Aug 3

How did you find Opey’s work? His show at the Art Gallery of South Western Manitoba is incredible. If you’re in the centre of Canada you should go! He’s a great guy too!

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Chris Simonite @simoniteartist.bsky.social · Jul 24

Another painting from my recent sole exhibition Hinterland WTF? This one is called May Stalwart Sons and Gentle Maidens Rise (Black Bear Selfie).

It is 60" x 48", oil on canvas. It's available.
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#blackbears #wildlifepainting #cubist #cuboweirdism

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Chris Simonite @simoniteartist.bsky.social · Jul 22

Yet another of my large paintings from my solo show Hinterland WTF? This one is called
"Ruler Supreme Who Hearest Humble Prayer (Lynxes)." It's 48" x 60", oil on canvas.
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#wildlifepainting #lynxcat #cubist #cubsimart #cuboweirdism

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Chris Simonite @simoniteartist.bsky.social · Jul 17

From my recent exhibition, Hinterland WTF? — All Thy Son's Command (Otter), 60x48", oil on canvas. Inspired by a woman who claimed she turned into an otter mid-nap, swam across a lake, and frolicked with otters. You know, as you do...
#cuboweirdism #canadianart #ottermagic

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Chris Simonite @simoniteartist.bsky.social · Jul 15

A big paintings from my recent show, Hinterland WTF?. This background is based on a painting by LL Fitzgerald at the @wag_ca (Winnipeg Art Gallery).

The title is We See Thee Rise (Bison), it's 60" x 48", oil on canvas and it's available.
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#wildlifepainting #bisonart #cubist #cuboweirdism

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Chris Simonite @simoniteartist.bsky.social · Jun 15

Underrated song!

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Chris Simonite @simoniteartist.bsky.social · Jun 14

Excellent work! I keep looking at it to try and figure out how you did it.

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Chris Simonite @simoniteartist.bsky.social · Jun 11

A few of my Cuboweirdist (as I call them) portraits! Can you tell who they all are?

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Chris Simonite @simoniteartist.bsky.social · May 27

The King of Canada is here! In Canada! And you can buy him! At least this Cubo-Weirdist portrait of him. DM if interested.

I don't want to confuse the issue, but the other King of Canada is here too. You know, the actual human one.
#cuboweirdism #kingcharlesIII #artforsalebyartists #cubist

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Chris Simonite @simoniteartist.bsky.social · May 22

The world needs more silly art! 👏👏

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Chris Simonite @simoniteartist.bsky.social · May 22

Love it! Wish I'd thought of it! Well done!

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Chris Simonite @simoniteartist.bsky.social · May 9

My red art! #raycharles

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