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Simmer the Necro-chef

@simmerthenecrochef.bsky.social

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Just showing up for giggles. I signed up for Bluesky before, was great until I realized that my feed would consist of the same eight people for the foreseeable future.

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Simmer the Necro-chef @simmerthenecrochef.bsky.social · Oct 23

One blast of hellfire, coming up!

Simmer the Necro-chef @simmerthenecrochef.bsky.social · Oct 17

I think the only way people move here permanently is if Twitter shuts down forever

Which, for how messed up it is, probably isn't gonna happen

Simmer the Necro-chef @simmerthenecrochef.bsky.social · Oct 17

Well, I was permanently dead back on Twitter, but they never bothered to kill me off here, too...I guess my death has been decanonized?

Simmer the Necro-chef @simmerthenecrochef.bsky.social · Aug 31

//since parodies are migrating here I'm dusting off this account

Simmer the Necro-chef @simmerthenecrochef.bsky.social · Feb 10

Simmer the Necro-chef @simmerthenecrochef.bsky.social · Feb 9

Sorry guys I almost immediately ran out of things to do

Simmer the Necro-chef @simmerthenecrochef.bsky.social · Feb 9

sausages

Simmer the Necro-chef @simmerthenecrochef.bsky.social · Feb 8

//er wait are cell games happening here or on Twitter?

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Simmer the Necro-chef @simmerthenecrochef.bsky.social · Feb 8

I feel like taking things out of the dumpster and leaving them in random places

Simmer the Necro-chef @simmerthenecrochef.bsky.social · Feb 7

Oooh! Pretty! [She goes for the sword.]

Duc Nightingale! @doodletamerduc.bsky.social · Feb 7

(You, the reader, see a blade stuck in the ground, along with a familiar pair of rainbow wings on an elevated position, he didn't seem to notice you, pick up the sword?)
//GO GO GADGET INTERACTION BAIT!

Simmer the Necro-chef @simmerthenecrochef.bsky.social · Feb 7

Update: All the kids flew away and now the school is suing

Simmer the Necro-chef @simmerthenecrochef.bsky.social · Feb 7

Gonna deliver some fried mosquito cupcakes to the local preschool, brb

Simmer the Necro-chef @simmerthenecrochef.bsky.social · Feb 7

Yeah? Well, I'm a platinum-grade, five-star, certified necrochef!

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Simmer the Necro-chef @simmerthenecrochef.bsky.social · Feb 7

I already am. I got my team and everything.

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Simmer the Necro-chef @simmerthenecrochef.bsky.social · Feb 7

No DMs, no video edits, and no Musk.

Simmer the Necro-chef @simmerthenecrochef.bsky.social · Feb 7

Gonna deliver some fried mosquito cupcakes to the local preschool, brb

Simmer the Necro-chef @simmerthenecrochef.bsky.social · Feb 7

DO I!?

Simmer the Necro-chef @simmerthenecrochef.bsky.social · Feb 7

Here you go.

Simmer the Necro-chef @simmerthenecrochef.bsky.social · Feb 7

WOULD I?!

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Simmer the Necro-chef @simmerthenecrochef.bsky.social · Feb 7

Hey guys, I was unpacking some copies of my book and found this kid. I think he's from a simulation or something.

"WE'RE BOTH TRAPPED IN A SIMU-"

Anyway, what do you think, should I feed him fried mosquito and see what he does?