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simguruninja.bsky.social
Dave
@simguruninja.bsky.social
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Stay healthy & happy. Have some fun! Temporary Golden Retriever Puppy stan account
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Dave @simguruninja.bsky.social · 7d
Coolest mouse ever!
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Dave @simguruninja.bsky.social · Aug 28
I could listen to this soundtrack every day.
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Dave @simguruninja.bsky.social · Aug 17
This is just her cast-off remnants. She's such a super nerd collector and I love her so much 💚
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Dave @simguruninja.bsky.social · Aug 17
My sis-in-law sent this to the group chat and I simply responded with “all of it”
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Dave @simguruninja.bsky.social · Aug 14
We will fairly hear all arguments.
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Dave @simguruninja.bsky.social · Aug 14
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Dave @simguruninja.bsky.social · Aug 14
So freakin’ guilty!
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Dave @simguruninja.bsky.social · Aug 14
He ate and destroyed the couch blanket.

He ate and destroyed the cone on the other dog (placed due his nipping).

He ate and destroyed the broom we used to clean up the cone remnants.

Oh he’s past the cute phase. We love him and he’s going to be a good boi!
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Dave @simguruninja.bsky.social · Aug 14
Best bad boi ever
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Dave @simguruninja.bsky.social · Aug 14
Oh he’s guilty guilty
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Dave @simguruninja.bsky.social · Aug 14
This is how I know he’s done something naughty.
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Dave @simguruninja.bsky.social · Jul 10
My roommate Bisou says hello.
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Dave @simguruninja.bsky.social · Jul 2
Neighborhood Cat: “Let’s see what’s behind door number 1!”
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Dave @simguruninja.bsky.social · Jun 25
💯
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Dave @simguruninja.bsky.social · Jun 24
Always keeping an eye on us
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Dave @simguruninja.bsky.social · Jun 22
It’s worth it! ~3hrs
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Dave @simguruninja.bsky.social · Jun 22
I want to make a meat pun…
but I’d probably butcher it.
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Dave @simguruninja.bsky.social · Jun 21
Me too! I’m so happy he’s still relevant and my tween and teen like him.
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Dave @simguruninja.bsky.social · Jun 21
He gave a super fun performance! 10/10 would recommend
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Dave @simguruninja.bsky.social · Jun 21
Great show! We’re seeing him in Vegas so it’s extra fun.
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Dave @simguruninja.bsky.social · Jun 21
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Dave @simguruninja.bsky.social · Jun 21
Weird Al’s an absolute treasure!
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Dave @simguruninja.bsky.social · Jun 17
I'll try my best. But you know I'm just a big softie inside.
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Dave @simguruninja.bsky.social · Jun 17
Too early for Halloween costume talk?
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Dave @simguruninja.bsky.social · Jun 15
Growing real quick!
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