Silver Sarah
@silversarahj.bsky.social
I can’t find my electric blanket, so I’m sleeping in my Snuggie
November 30, 2025 at 6:46 AM
I can’t find my electric blanket, so I’m sleeping in my Snuggie
First snow? Magical.
Cider? Warm.
Elf? Playing.
Christmas decorating? In progress.
It’s about to get very holly jolly up in here.
Cider? Warm.
Elf? Playing.
Christmas decorating? In progress.
It’s about to get very holly jolly up in here.
November 29, 2025 at 5:55 PM
First snow? Magical.
Cider? Warm.
Elf? Playing.
Christmas decorating? In progress.
It’s about to get very holly jolly up in here.
Cider? Warm.
Elf? Playing.
Christmas decorating? In progress.
It’s about to get very holly jolly up in here.
I thought waiting until 3pm to make a basic Target run would be safe.
I was mistaken.
I was mistaken.
November 28, 2025 at 9:20 PM
I thought waiting until 3pm to make a basic Target run would be safe.
I was mistaken.
I was mistaken.
Gonna go steal my newborn niece and find a quiet place where we can sleep off our food comas. Happy Thanksgiving, one and all!
November 27, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Gonna go steal my newborn niece and find a quiet place where we can sleep off our food comas. Happy Thanksgiving, one and all!
I wouldn’t normally say this, but Die Hard was a poor movie choice for someone who is home alone tonight
November 27, 2025 at 7:32 AM
I wouldn’t normally say this, but Die Hard was a poor movie choice for someone who is home alone tonight
Thanksgiving Eve frozen pizza and bourbon sour, AMA
November 27, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Thanksgiving Eve frozen pizza and bourbon sour, AMA
This kind of just happened again?! 😂
This time I was waiting at the fitting room counter, and a guy came up next to me and mumbled a question I could not understand. But as he did, his vape came all out of his nose and mouth lol. What is happening in my life
This time I was waiting at the fitting room counter, and a guy came up next to me and mumbled a question I could not understand. But as he did, his vape came all out of his nose and mouth lol. What is happening in my life
In a fitting room and I am 97% certain that the person next to me is lighting one up
November 26, 2025 at 11:52 PM
This kind of just happened again?! 😂
This time I was waiting at the fitting room counter, and a guy came up next to me and mumbled a question I could not understand. But as he did, his vape came all out of his nose and mouth lol. What is happening in my life
This time I was waiting at the fitting room counter, and a guy came up next to me and mumbled a question I could not understand. But as he did, his vape came all out of his nose and mouth lol. What is happening in my life
In a fitting room and I am 97% certain that the person next to me is lighting one up
November 25, 2025 at 11:57 PM
In a fitting room and I am 97% certain that the person next to me is lighting one up
There’s an entire trail of Pokémon cards that goes from our driveway and down the street. I am unfamiliar with these critters, is this a trap?
November 25, 2025 at 12:49 AM
There’s an entire trail of Pokémon cards that goes from our driveway and down the street. I am unfamiliar with these critters, is this a trap?
10pm Wendy’s? 10pm Wendy’s.
November 24, 2025 at 3:55 AM
10pm Wendy’s? 10pm Wendy’s.
3pm pancakes? 3pm pancakes
November 23, 2025 at 9:08 PM
3pm pancakes? 3pm pancakes
I don’t know who needs to read this, but take your turkey out of the freezer
November 23, 2025 at 6:13 PM
I don’t know who needs to read this, but take your turkey out of the freezer
I am accepting applications for the role of “boyfriend” for family Thanksgiving. The man with the most creative “how we met” story wins.
November 20, 2025 at 12:23 AM
I am accepting applications for the role of “boyfriend” for family Thanksgiving. The man with the most creative “how we met” story wins.
Black Friday but for groceries and utilities and medical bills
November 18, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Black Friday but for groceries and utilities and medical bills
November thunderstorm 😰
November 18, 2025 at 2:30 AM
November thunderstorm 😰
NA beer is decent, NA wine sucks, but have we tried NA spirits? Is that any good?
November 18, 2025 at 12:09 AM
NA beer is decent, NA wine sucks, but have we tried NA spirits? Is that any good?
It helps that our living room clock is still set an hour ahead, so when I go get ready for bed and then check my phone to see the actual time, I have a little extra read time/an excuse to just go to bed early
November 17, 2025 at 2:01 AM
It helps that our living room clock is still set an hour ahead, so when I go get ready for bed and then check my phone to see the actual time, I have a little extra read time/an excuse to just go to bed early
I volunteered to bring biscuits to family Thanksgiving. I have a recipe I like to use, but I have been practicing and perfecting with other biscuit recipes and now I am swimming in buttery, flakey biscuits someone pls help me
November 16, 2025 at 3:27 PM
I volunteered to bring biscuits to family Thanksgiving. I have a recipe I like to use, but I have been practicing and perfecting with other biscuit recipes and now I am swimming in buttery, flakey biscuits someone pls help me
Test batch of sugar coated cranberries for Thanksgiving! I might need to do the sugar layer differently since they got a little clumpy at the end. But they are pretty and tasty!
November 16, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Test batch of sugar coated cranberries for Thanksgiving! I might need to do the sugar layer differently since they got a little clumpy at the end. But they are pretty and tasty!
5pm feels a thousand years away
November 14, 2025 at 6:56 PM
5pm feels a thousand years away
The desire to throw my phone into the ocean and run far enough away so that ChatGPT and ai can never find me grows stronger every day
November 14, 2025 at 12:16 AM
The desire to throw my phone into the ocean and run far enough away so that ChatGPT and ai can never find me grows stronger every day
I’m so tired I just pronounced the name James with 2 syllables, Jay-Mess.
Probably bc it’s another rough day and I deeply desire Jameson 😂
Probably bc it’s another rough day and I deeply desire Jameson 😂
November 12, 2025 at 8:29 PM
I’m so tired I just pronounced the name James with 2 syllables, Jay-Mess.
Probably bc it’s another rough day and I deeply desire Jameson 😂
Probably bc it’s another rough day and I deeply desire Jameson 😂