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Green grandpa
@sillyscoundrel.bsky.social
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He is green for a very special reason
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Green grandpa @sillyscoundrel.bsky.social · 1d
dr phil grabbed me by the throat and slammed me into the ground
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Green grandpa @sillyscoundrel.bsky.social · 1d
taking my 2 liter of dr pepper with me into walmart
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Green grandpa @sillyscoundrel.bsky.social · 1d
buying a tiny massage chair for my funko pops
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Green grandpa @sillyscoundrel.bsky.social · 1d
Get a green look at this guy
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Green grandpa @sillyscoundrel.bsky.social · 1d
white people be like does this go in the fridge or the cabinet
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Green grandpa @sillyscoundrel.bsky.social · 1d
gluing a funko pop head onto an amiibo’s body
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Green grandpa @sillyscoundrel.bsky.social · 1d
@cptpiratepirate.bsky.social how dare you
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Green grandpa @sillyscoundrel.bsky.social · 1d
slapping my belly like a seal at gamestop
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Green grandpa @sillyscoundrel.bsky.social · 1d
please trust me bro john pork is real bro he’s real and he’s coming for us
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Green grandpa @sillyscoundrel.bsky.social · 1d
playing with my tech deck on the buffet counter at Golden Corral
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Green grandpa @sillyscoundrel.bsky.social · 1d
asking my uber driver if he’s ever been to legoland
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Green grandpa @sillyscoundrel.bsky.social · 10d
Watching the matrix over and over again until my nose bleeds
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Green grandpa @sillyscoundrel.bsky.social · 10d
you have diddy blud syndrome and i’m afraid theres no cure bro
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Green grandpa @sillyscoundrel.bsky.social · 11d
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Green grandpa @sillyscoundrel.bsky.social · 11d
losing my balance on my hoverboard and crashing into a stroller
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Green grandpa @sillyscoundrel.bsky.social · 11d
Stole your crews shit
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Green grandpa @sillyscoundrel.bsky.social · 11d
“my papaw worked in the chud factory until he was 62”
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Green grandpa @sillyscoundrel.bsky.social · 11d
taking one sip of ksi flavored prime and instantly losing the use of my legs

#paperpalSmike #purplePomni
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Green grandpa @sillyscoundrel.bsky.social · 11d
white people be like you know that tattoo is permanent right
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Green grandpa @sillyscoundrel.bsky.social · 11d
throwing a rock at my chud son’s face and breaking his glasses into a million pieces

#bluepomni
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Green grandpa @sillyscoundrel.bsky.social · 11d
feeding my autistic son to an army of tiny gnomes that live in the woods

#feelinglikegreenpomni
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Green grandpa @sillyscoundrel.bsky.social · 11d
showing a pregnant lady a soyjak meme on the bus

#green
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Green grandpa @sillyscoundrel.bsky.social · 11d
they classified me as a disturbed individual at auto zone
#iamgreengranpa
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Green grandpa @sillyscoundrel.bsky.social · 15d
Green pomni search
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Green grandpa @sillyscoundrel.bsky.social · 16d
Some Scallywag brat asked to me
“is this the end of the line”
I hate that damn generation
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