Jeb’s Bush 2.0
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where’s my vape???
February 15, 2026 at 5:14 PM
where’s my vape???
my pants falling apart at hot bitch party was just the twist my valentines day night needed
February 15, 2026 at 4:42 PM
my pants falling apart at hot bitch party was just the twist my valentines day night needed
getting 4 pillows, a tub of vaseline, nair, a cheap bouquet of red roses, chocolate teddy grahams and smoked tuna the day before valentine’s day and I have platonic reasons for each and every day purchase
February 13, 2026 at 6:19 PM
getting 4 pillows, a tub of vaseline, nair, a cheap bouquet of red roses, chocolate teddy grahams and smoked tuna the day before valentine’s day and I have platonic reasons for each and every day purchase
crazy how getting one tattoo has led to me soft booking two more and finding an artist for a 4th 😵💫
February 13, 2026 at 3:43 PM
crazy how getting one tattoo has led to me soft booking two more and finding an artist for a 4th 😵💫
how am I supposed to be in a thong and boots in 2 days when there’s new jenis flavors to be had??
February 13, 2026 at 5:45 AM
how am I supposed to be in a thong and boots in 2 days when there’s new jenis flavors to be had??
bored and thinking about xcx world
February 10, 2026 at 11:18 PM
bored and thinking about xcx world
bad bitches with TMJ link up
February 5, 2026 at 2:57 PM
bad bitches with TMJ link up
miguel I WILL fuck you someday!!!
February 5, 2026 at 12:01 AM
miguel I WILL fuck you someday!!!
this has morphed into me looking to move lol
need a trip to book so I can push through these next 6 weeks of grey and wet
February 4, 2026 at 1:41 PM
this has morphed into me looking to move lol
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god I hate it here
January 24, 2026 at 10:07 PM
god I hate it here
need a trip to book so I can push through these next 6 weeks of grey and wet
February 3, 2026 at 10:59 PM
need a trip to book so I can push through these next 6 weeks of grey and wet
I really got so bored I posted me getting plowed to the vengaboys sheesh
February 3, 2026 at 10:20 PM
I really got so bored I posted me getting plowed to the vengaboys sheesh
of course one of the hottest back shot vids I have taken to-date would have no sound 🙄
February 3, 2026 at 8:11 PM
of course one of the hottest back shot vids I have taken to-date would have no sound 🙄
pinning for the rest of this gorgeous month ❤️✊🏿 don’t get offended! or do! idrgaf!
stream sexy soulaan by monaleo
stream sexy soulaan by monaleo
February 3, 2026 at 5:55 AM
pinning for the rest of this gorgeous month ❤️✊🏿 don’t get offended! or do! idrgaf!
stream sexy soulaan by monaleo
stream sexy soulaan by monaleo
I skipped out on the nightlife gene but kept the reckless spending on outfits to show my ass off in
February 3, 2026 at 5:49 AM
I skipped out on the nightlife gene but kept the reckless spending on outfits to show my ass off in
all the non-blacks to the BACK
a cartoon dog with a black spot on its ear is standing on a yellow surface .
ALT: a cartoon dog with a black spot on its ear is standing on a yellow surface .
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February 2, 2026 at 2:18 PM
all the non-blacks to the BACK
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how do you decide which emoji to cover your junk with
January 29, 2026 at 3:34 AM
how do you decide which emoji to cover your junk with
two absolute heavy hitters for a stylish bob gone in weeks of each other. I’m SICK
January 31, 2026 at 10:44 PM
two absolute heavy hitters for a stylish bob gone in weeks of each other. I’m SICK
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January 30, 2026 at 6:32 PM
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wore my magnolia bakery x glossier banana pudding lip balm to see him™️ only for me to wipe it all off eating his ass first thing :/
January 29, 2026 at 4:52 PM
wore my magnolia bakery x glossier banana pudding lip balm to see him™️ only for me to wipe it all off eating his ass first thing :/
everyone kept staring at my juicy ass today during leg day ughhhhhhrresfhkkgdgk
January 27, 2026 at 11:41 PM
everyone kept staring at my juicy ass today during leg day ughhhhhhrresfhkkgdgk