cringe little animal
shyquog.bsky.social
cringe little animal
@shyquog.bsky.social
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one day people will understand this but it's not soon enough. need a bad bitch Napping on it and by it i mean my big tummy
can someone please celebrate adequately and like eat waay too much and sit on me and like fart a bunch and kiss me like ive been soooo good and i think evil lecherous shit needs to happen immediamente
they didn't even hold a vote for gods #1 "hot men farting"pervert they just went and dropped the award in my hand
they just voted me gods #1 "hot men eating too much and getting noticeably fatter or having a ballgut" pervert please clap for me
can you make it a little bit bigger for meeee bats my eyelashes
kinda bored. can someone get obese really quick?
i was so drunk and SOO gay they're talking about making it illegal
no i still do trust me. watch out for evil demons with powers
i was ON some shit yesterday for real. i was fucked up in the Pub
less drunk today = less horny today
you're always the realest person ever
totally yapping atp but i was born to be one of gods most polyamorus soldiers
they fucked up by making most of the interactions with friends in my life be laden with sexual tension that probably won't be resolved too
why my bunny so far away why I need teloscorpe.... why i need plane ticket.... where the love... where my oomfies
im always saying this but they fucked up by making me as gay as i am and putting me multiple thousands of miles away from the only ppl i wanna have sex with
i gotta hang out with you elliot we'd be like the best to ever hang out ever we'd be sooooooo good at it. whateva
need smoking weed session with very hot bestie. need that more than oxygen i think? fucking smiling about it
starts jucking off Sorry. Sorry i dont think i fully mean that but maybe i just need to smoke up and thing about kt
yeah but there's levels to this shit. im 1 point below being entirely powered by being a lecherous gayboyyy
ILY TOO ELLIOT UGHHHH that's my fucking bestie right there what the fuuuck
NNNOOOOOOOOOO....... this is torture....... at least chain me to the radiator and make me smoke blunts until i understand everything 🥹
typing random words into my phone and hoping they result in someone using instant transmission to reach me and come kisses and cuddles and fucks me or gets obese or something. hold on no scrubs is playing in the bar my life is perfect
look if homosexuality is unnatural why are all of my friends so fucking hot. checkmate. sorry
i can tell ive had too much alcol when i'm acting like a TOTAL unabashed faggot. which i am now