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shrinkwrapjeans.bsky.social
Em
@shrinkwrapjeans.bsky.social
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Em • she/her • 23 • +18 This is a randomly steady stream of consciousness & art
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Em @shrinkwrapjeans.bsky.social · 11h
If you like Rodrick x Regina and hate hellcheer… well…… I think ur an idiot. Just saying
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Em @shrinkwrapjeans.bsky.social · 14h
It’s like they’re on the titanic trying to make it sink faster rather than getting on a life boat…
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Em @shrinkwrapjeans.bsky.social · 14h
And everyone is like “even tho you’re an asshole I’d at least understand if you were trying to keep only you safe, but YOURE NOT EVEN DOING THAT!!!”
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Em @shrinkwrapjeans.bsky.social · 14h
Why do gov officials, officers, dictators and million & billionaires have such poor self preservation? I’m not even joking rn. They fuck shit up, and they don’t even say “well I’m getting the land or the best gulp of air!!!” They just run to the end of the sinking ship laughing
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Em @shrinkwrapjeans.bsky.social · 14h
NOOOOOO!!!!
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Em @shrinkwrapjeans.bsky.social · 14h
I’m gonna shrink my feet I swear to god
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Em @shrinkwrapjeans.bsky.social · 17h
Having to research my next purchase is like pulling teeth and usually takes 2+ weeks because I check everything and have very specific needs usually 😩 I’m like guys I just want the normie stuff to work
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Em @shrinkwrapjeans.bsky.social · 17h
Unfortunately, from what I feel like I’ve heard is neurodivergent people say that slightly more expensive metals are usually a bit softer feeling and less pokey or heavy or itchy and I’m like bro I cannot afford that 💀💀💀
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Em @shrinkwrapjeans.bsky.social · 17h
I love jewelry but I hate that it touches me 😔
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Em @shrinkwrapjeans.bsky.social · 18h
Reddit is the one place I trust people for opinions. Reviews are fine, but I need to see 50 people agree on a forum from 3 years ago
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Em @shrinkwrapjeans.bsky.social · 18h
And Cynthia Erivo played Jesus or… wait lemme fact check that. FACT CHECKED. SHE DID AND I AM ONTO SOMETHING. CYNTHIA ERIVO IS JESUS YOURE WELCOME
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Em @shrinkwrapjeans.bsky.social · 18h
The Christian’s are gonna have me minced and diced and put into soup but, I will be lady Godiva 🫡
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Em @shrinkwrapjeans.bsky.social · 18h
Also, if god/jesus or whatever created everything, by their standards, that means he created other religions and belief systems so… I mean…. Technically, we are just doing what he wanted us to….. IM JUST SAYIN!!!!!
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Em @shrinkwrapjeans.bsky.social · 18h
More people, including me, would be Christian/catholic or whatever if they were cool about Jesus and god, but instead they’re weird about it and I don’t like it. Sorry sky papa, but ur followers are weird as hell and I just can’t hang around that
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Em @shrinkwrapjeans.bsky.social · 18h
Her voice could wrap me in a blanket and put me in forever sleep and my worries and anxiety of death would be gone, I’d just go home to papa (to quote ashby)
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Em @shrinkwrapjeans.bsky.social · 18h
Most certainly
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Em @shrinkwrapjeans.bsky.social · 18h
Cynthia Erivo singing Edelweiss sent me to the heavens
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Em @shrinkwrapjeans.bsky.social · 4d
Thankfully we were not close at all and it was extended family friends that I didn’t have to associate with but immediately I was like oh nvm we are not going to try and see eachother at family gatherings 💀
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Em @shrinkwrapjeans.bsky.social · 4d
I’m so upset, I had a pair of gray contacts that were GORGEOUS and I didn’t wear them for like over a year or two and had to throw them out and now I can’t remember what they were called or where I got them I’m gonna jump 😭
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Em @shrinkwrapjeans.bsky.social · 4d
100000% I get that, but no I use it in the like chit chatty gossip giggly omg way
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Em @shrinkwrapjeans.bsky.social · 4d
Oh there was sm more than that but I was like “you could’ve told me it upset you or you thought I was insulting you” they were like “NO YOURE JUST SAD AND ABUSE PEOPLE” I was like “W…… WHAT!?”
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Em @shrinkwrapjeans.bsky.social · 4d
“OCD awareness!” I don’t want to be aware, I want to be unaware. Pls make it unawareness month I want to forget 🤣😭😭😭😭
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Em @shrinkwrapjeans.bsky.social · 4d
Tbh it just feels misogynistic?? Esp if they’re okay with “dude, bro, guy” I’m like “so…. Ur okay with ‘male terms’ but not ‘female’?? What is up with that???”
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Em @shrinkwrapjeans.bsky.social · 4d
Oh no me too!! I’m not like “you bitch” I’m always like “OMG BITCH ARE YOU SERIOUS!? PAHAHA” and it’s always lighthearted as HELL but oml this person WAITED TO TELL ME FOR DAYS!!!! And then ‘made a case’ for why I was mean and fucked up!!! Instead of telling me 💀
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Em @shrinkwrapjeans.bsky.social · 4d
I ACTUALLY HAD SOMEONE COME FOR MY HEAD AND ACCUSE ME OF INSANE SHIT BC I WAS LIKE “BITCH OMFG NO WAY!!” WHILE ALSO REFERRING TO THEM AS “DUDE, BRO, GUY”
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