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Our Cat:

Eats his dinner

Screams at me because he hears me open a pack of vegan cheese

Me: tries to give cat piece of vegan cheese

Cat: sniffs, recoils, and keeps screaming at me for vegan cheese he does not want. Walks out of room. Proceeds to eat a tuft of his own floof. Screaming continues
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Perhaps the only person period
shriekingserpent.bsky.social
Meanwhile most people are making significantlyyyyyy less than that, often doing more than one job. But yeah - let’s cut social safety nets and healthcare because it’s the American people who are lazy and don’t want to work.
shriekingserpent.bsky.social
Who is performing, Kid Rock?
shriekingserpent.bsky.social
As a student therapist, literally had an indigenous trans client this very day worrying they sounded paranoid because they are afraid to have a cell phone and I was like “I think you’re justified to have concerns, especially given your identities- and in fact have you heard of faraday bags?”
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any updates?! Have you had to deal with the cops?
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I mean a stare down with her is no easy feat - it’s really hard to look at her.
shriekingserpent.bsky.social
Ah yes as we all know, all knowledge of alcohol goes out the window the moment the egg is fertilized.
shriekingserpent.bsky.social
Definitely stealing “the talking pumpkin” (I google translated some of the comments and that appears to be their nickname for DT 😂)
shriekingserpent.bsky.social
It makes sense to do them on weekends but I wish they’d do one on a Sunday because I work Saturdays 😢
shriekingserpent.bsky.social
He really takes advantage of timeline blurs that I think a lot of people have from 2020 and early 2021 because of Covid.
shriekingserpent.bsky.social
Am I crazy - I don’t think I ever get ads on Max? I’ve def not seen an ICE one at least, I’d def remember that.
shriekingserpent.bsky.social
Don’t threaten NYC with a good time.
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Possibly. Hard to say. I also think some of them are just more sadistic in nature than others and would be terrible people whether they were disgustingly wealthy or not.
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ampshade.bsky.social
another case of smoothbrains not getting the very simple concept of the paradox of tolerance.

when you break the social contract of tolerance by ziptying children and kidnapping anyone for not being lily white— no one is required to tolerate you or give you any respect. you forfeit that. 🤷‍♂️
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The files that we will be demanding will be ICE payroll
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And when they have more money than they need and could ever spend in a lifetime, they get bored. When they get bored, they tend to shift their focus to other people and not in a humanist make-the-world better way, but in an oppressive way.
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He looks like he has a hamster up his ass.
shriekingserpent.bsky.social
I hate that South Park is just basically a docuseries now
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YES.

I’d recommend Severence to any TP fan (it’s not the same, there’s just def crossover fandom). You’ll have to catch up on the first two seasons that are already out, but you’ll be ready for the week by week for the next season!
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Shows like Severence and White Lotus (just to name a couple of my fav) but I agree that the majority of shows coming out all at once kinda ruins the magic. I appreciate HBO and Apple TV originals for sticking to the old way.
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Ohhh ok. I hope it’s nothing serious 🫶
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Idk what I missed - have people been claiming she’s dead/dying?
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And I do realize that air traffic control was understaffed before he took over and made the cuts, but those cuts sure as shit didn’t help. So yeah he should sit this one out….and the next one, and the next one.
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He’s such a fucking loser and the sad part is that his base hears him say things like this and instead of thinking critically they just go “yeah! Thanks BIDEN!”
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My SIL just had a baby and I just KNOW that as she was in labor going into the hospital that one of the first things that went though her mind was “gee I really hope the hospital gets paid more for my birth than that Hispanic woman right over there”.