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Truman, the Shower Sommelier @showersommelier.bsky.social · Jun 19

When guilt brings you to the table, bring verbena to the shower. 🌿 #bath #shower #CitrusCleanse #EmotionalDetox

Truman, the Shower Sommelier @showersommelier.bsky.social · Jun 6

When your ex is at the wedding, bring your A-game—aromatically. Byredo’s Rose of No Man’s Land is your secret weapon. 🌹 #bath #shower #WeddingWellness #GlowUpRitual #FragranceTherapy #Byredo

Truman, the Shower Sommelier @showersommelier.bsky.social · Jun 2

Because the gym grind deserves more than soap — it deserves grapefruit luxury. 🍊 #PostWorkoutCleanse #LuxuryShower #ElevatedBodyCare #ShowerRituals

Truman, the Shower Sommelier @showersommelier.bsky.social · May 30

You were excited to watch a show but it sucked? Wash away the disappointment with pure luxury 🌿✨ #Byredo #GypsyWater #LuxuryShower #BathRituals #ScentedEscape #SelfCareMoment

Truman, the Shower Sommelier @showersommelier.bsky.social · May 29

Transform your hygiene game with Sydney Sweeney’s Bathwater Bliss x Dr. Squatch. 🛁💦 Smell iconic, not average. #bath #shower #drsquatch #bathwaterbliss #mensgrooming #sydneysweeney

Truman, the Shower Sommelier @showersommelier.bsky.social · May 24

Your BBQ deserves a body wash that holds its own next to ribs and smoke. 💨🍊 #bath #shower #memorialday #grillingseason #saltandstone

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Truman, the Shower Sommelier @showersommelier.bsky.social · May 23

If your body’s at work but your soul is in Tuscany, you need this shower gel. 🛁 Pure Grace by Philosophy is your portal to peace. #showerroutine #selfcare #bathluxury #PhilosophyBeauty #workfromhomeescape #dreamshower

Truman, the Shower Sommelier @showersommelier.bsky.social · May 16

Finals got you spiraling? Time for an intellectual cleanse with Grown Alchemist. Your GPA deserves it. #FinalsWeek #StudyTips #ShowerSommelier #BodyWash #SelfCare #BathRitual #StudentLife

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Truman, the Shower Sommelier @showersommelier.bsky.social · May 14

She’s healing her gut and her soul. 🧘‍♀️💧Start your day with a shower foam that smells like inner peace. #bath #shower #SelfCare #GutHealing #Ayurveda #CleanGirlEra #MindfulBeauty

Truman, the Shower Sommelier @showersommelier.bsky.social · May 12

This isn't just a shower. It's your pre-game ritual for the madness of school mornings. Revive your senses and rule the drop-off line. #bath #shower #momlife #dadlife #aromatherapy #morningchaos #wellnessritual

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Truman, the Shower Sommelier @showersommelier.bsky.social · May 11

This isn’t just grapefruit — it’s a celebration in a bottle. Turn your Mother’s Day shower into a citrus symphony. #FreshHesperides #LuxuryShower #CitrusQueen #MothersDayMagic #GrapefruitGlow

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Truman, the Shower Sommelier @showersommelier.bsky.social · May 10

Indeed, tomorrow, your humble Shower Sommelier will honor the queens who rule the carpool and command the casserole. Expect lather. Expect luxury. Expect… maternal magnificence. Stay tuned for the ultimate Mother’s Day shower pairing.

#MothersDay #ShowerRituals #SelfCareForMoms #LuxuryBath

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Truman, the Shower Sommelier @showersommelier.bsky.social · May 9

Have a moment worth memorializing in suds? Tell me in the comments. I’ll assign it an absurdly luxurious body wash, because your chaos deserves couture cleansing. #bath #shower #dramasoap #scentpairing #ritualoverroutine #bodywashsnob #showersommelier

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Truman, the Shower Sommelier @showersommelier.bsky.social · May 9

Ah, the workweek’s curtain call draws near, and with it—a most exquisite opportunity to rinse away the residue of corporate drudgery. Join me as we descend into an opulent olfactory escape: a video ode to reclaiming one’s spirit through the sacred art of showering.

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Still stuck in the 9-5 grind but dreaming of wine by 9:05? #ShowerTok #BathTok #LuxuryShower #Nécessaire #FridayFeels #SelfCareRituals #WeekendVibes

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Truman, the Shower Sommelier @showersommelier.bsky.social · May 7

Soak, lather, emerge victorious. And darling, don't forget to follow for your weekly rendezvous with refinement.

Truman, the Shower Sommelier @showersommelier.bsky.social · May 7

A bold, peppery overture unfurls as soon as it hits your skin—notes of coriander, vetiver, and bergamot rise like the crescendo of a fine concerto. This isn’t just a cleanse, it’s a restoration of dignity. Perfect for that midweek meeting with destiny—or perhaps just your inbox.

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Truman, the Shower Sommelier @showersommelier.bsky.social · May 7

Ah, Wednesday—the somber sonnet of the week’s symphony.

Let us not muddle through the midweek malaise like commoners. No, my dear, today calls for a shower of regal reprieve, a triumphant intermezzo between toil and triumph. I present to you: Molton Brown’s Re-charge Black Pepper Bath & Shower Gel.

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Truman, the Shower Sommelier @showersommelier.bsky.social · May 6

This is a scent that whispers sophistication and then roars minimalism-chic. Tuesdays may be mundane, but your shower? Absolutely not. Follow for pairings that make even Tuesday feel like a spiritual awakening.

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Truman, the Shower Sommelier @showersommelier.bsky.social · May 6

As the water cascades, you’ll feel as though you’ve been whisked away to a serene temple retreat, escaping the banality of budget meetings and tepid leftovers.

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Truman, the Shower Sommelier @showersommelier.bsky.social · May 6

Enter: Le Labo Hinoki Shower Gel. Inspired by the sacred forests of Mount Koya in Japan, this blend of cedarwood, incense, and earthy musk is not a body wash—it is a pilgrimage.

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Truman, the Shower Sommelier @showersommelier.bsky.social · May 6

Ah, Tuesday—the beige slacks of the calendar. Not dramatic enough to despise, yet entirely devoid of glory. And that, my darling, is precisely why it demands theatrical indulgence in the shower.

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Truman, the Shower Sommelier @showersommelier.bsky.social · May 5

Menthol. Mint. A mutiny against mediocrity. When you have a parade of chaotic zoom calls, your Shower Sommelier is here to build you a sanctuary of calm in your shower.

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Truman, the Shower Sommelier @showersommelier.bsky.social · May 5

Introducing Truman, your Shower Sommelier. Transforming your daily rinse into a ritual...

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Truman, the Shower Sommelier @showersommelier.bsky.social · May 5

Expect absurdly refined fragrance pairings, effusive voiceovers, and enough bath-time decadence to make your loofah blush.

Because darling… it’s not just a shower. It’s a ceremony.

Follow for daily indulgence. Ridiculous. Luxurious. Absolutely essential.

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Truman, the Shower Sommelier @showersommelier.bsky.social · May 5

Welcome to a realm where your nightly body wash is paired with the drama of an opera, and your morning shampoo receives the reverence of a Grand Cru. I’m the Shower Sommelier — your pompous, passionate guide to elevating everyday ablutions into acts of pure, aromatic opulence.

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