J🧿
@shortgirlsupremacy.bsky.social
chef, gardener, teacher, beer enthusiast, raging Aries
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J🧿
@shortgirlsupremacy.bsky.social
· Dec 23
Get ready to be sick of me being in love with my 2 scoops of hair
Shoutout lexapro fr
December 2, 2025 at 6:07 AM
Shoutout lexapro fr
Buccees really brings out the overspending in me. I just spent 40 dollarssss and I’m spending the rest of the car ride wondering how/why.
November 29, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Buccees really brings out the overspending in me. I just spent 40 dollarssss and I’m spending the rest of the car ride wondering how/why.
When the blurnt and mixed liquor starts talking
November 28, 2025 at 3:24 AM
When the blurnt and mixed liquor starts talking
I need an eternal spades partner
November 28, 2025 at 3:20 AM
I need an eternal spades partner
God, let the cowboys win tonight. My brother needs it
November 28, 2025 at 12:22 AM
God, let the cowboys win tonight. My brother needs it
Lowest of keys wish I was in Texas with my homegirls today
November 28, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Lowest of keys wish I was in Texas with my homegirls today
Whatchall watching today besides football?
November 27, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Whatchall watching today besides football?
Might have the earliest thanksgiving dinner finish time in black history. 12:30
November 27, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Might have the earliest thanksgiving dinner finish time in black history. 12:30
I’m cackling and rubbing my feet now but I gotta start my thanksgiving prep like yesterday. And my homework is just staring at me in the meantime
November 26, 2025 at 5:24 AM
I’m cackling and rubbing my feet now but I gotta start my thanksgiving prep like yesterday. And my homework is just staring at me in the meantime
Lastly, Rico Nasty concert and my current pfp
November 26, 2025 at 5:12 AM
Lastly, Rico Nasty concert and my current pfp
Exhibit D. My first grown up Halloween (mad hatter)
November 26, 2025 at 5:10 AM
Exhibit D. My first grown up Halloween (mad hatter)
Exhibit C. Pink glasses duh
November 26, 2025 at 5:06 AM
Exhibit C. Pink glasses duh
Exhibit B. Baby’s first Ren Fest
November 26, 2025 at 5:04 AM
Exhibit B. Baby’s first Ren Fest
Bouta overload with pics i don’t get to post bc im off the grid social media wise (and im off a couple margsss). exhibit A. Going to get margs..ignore the mug I was trying a new eyeliner look
November 26, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Bouta overload with pics i don’t get to post bc im off the grid social media wise (and im off a couple margsss). exhibit A. Going to get margs..ignore the mug I was trying a new eyeliner look
Yo im getting the dopamine kick I got when I first downloaded this lmao this might be a new tradition
November 26, 2025 at 4:55 AM
Yo im getting the dopamine kick I got when I first downloaded this lmao this might be a new tradition
I’m gonna download the app and get my rocks off for the holidays lol and probably disappear again
November 26, 2025 at 4:44 AM
I’m gonna download the app and get my rocks off for the holidays lol and probably disappear again
This time last year I started this account 🥲 I miss it over here. Hey yall
November 26, 2025 at 4:25 AM
This time last year I started this account 🥲 I miss it over here. Hey yall
Drunk crying in the club is okay when you’re going through your Saturn return
June 2, 2025 at 9:22 AM
Drunk crying in the club is okay when you’re going through your Saturn return
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🫢🫢🫢 I’ve been thrown out of better establishments than this!!!!
*throws titties over shoulder and walks away*
*throws titties over shoulder and walks away*
Wait, we leaving big tiddy women in 2024?????
Oh shit.. that’s a surprise, lol.
Oh shit.. that’s a surprise, lol.
January 1, 2025 at 8:26 PM
🫢🫢🫢 I’ve been thrown out of better establishments than this!!!!
*throws titties over shoulder and walks away*
*throws titties over shoulder and walks away*
I fear that sometimes I may be too cringe for the plot but I don’t give a damn
December 31, 2024 at 8:14 AM
I fear that sometimes I may be too cringe for the plot but I don’t give a damn
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Everyone eats bugs in their food.
There’s a ppm (parts per million) threshold for bug parts in most milled/manufactured foods. If you’ve ever eaten anything made with flour, you’ve eaten bugs, too 🙂 (and rat hairs, too!)
There’s a ppm (parts per million) threshold for bug parts in most milled/manufactured foods. If you’ve ever eaten anything made with flour, you’ve eaten bugs, too 🙂 (and rat hairs, too!)
Welp… still better than coffee drinkers ingesting roaches.
Yall gonna trip when yall find out figs are pollinated by wasps dying inside of them.
Yall eating decomposed wasps.
Yall eating decomposed wasps.
December 31, 2024 at 7:59 AM
Everyone eats bugs in their food.
There’s a ppm (parts per million) threshold for bug parts in most milled/manufactured foods. If you’ve ever eaten anything made with flour, you’ve eaten bugs, too 🙂 (and rat hairs, too!)
There’s a ppm (parts per million) threshold for bug parts in most milled/manufactured foods. If you’ve ever eaten anything made with flour, you’ve eaten bugs, too 🙂 (and rat hairs, too!)
If it’s not apparent, I only skeet when I’m drunk or just hyperactive bc this app doesn’t give me as much dopamine as it did a month ago
December 31, 2024 at 8:01 AM
If it’s not apparent, I only skeet when I’m drunk or just hyperactive bc this app doesn’t give me as much dopamine as it did a month ago