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Shortblondeguy @shortblondeguy.bsky.social · Jun 29

To be a full Minnesotan, I'll post screenshots of songs I love.

The posts are actually PASSIVE AGGRESSIVE recommendations you should check out.

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Shortblondeguy @shortblondeguy.bsky.social · 5m

Alt Text was supposed to be Kath & Kim not Lath & Kim. Sorry.

Shortblondeguy @shortblondeguy.bsky.social · 6m

Woke twice tonight from two separate dreams, yelling at guys who broke into my bedroom through the window.

My real bedroom has no windows. WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?

Both yells were good deterrents and woke me. Both guys escaped with their lives. 😄

BUT the first sleepy yell sounded like ⬇️

IYKYK 😆

a woman with blonde curly hair is standing in front of a brick wall and says look at me .

Alt: From Lath & Kim - a woman with blonde curly hair is standing in front of a brick wall and says look at me .

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Shortblondeguy @shortblondeguy.bsky.social · 17m

We will wait for your Trixie Mattel. ❤️

a drag queen with a white wig and black gloves

Alt: Trixie Mattel with a blonde wig and black gloves

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Shortblondeguy @shortblondeguy.bsky.social · 7h

I get that caution! In the early internet days, a guy drove 3 hours to my hometown, uninvited.

He figured which building I lived & even which windows from my pictures.

He yelled up to my apt, so I snuck out the alley fire escape & over to a theater for The Long Kiss Goodnight. 😆

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Shortblondeguy @shortblondeguy.bsky.social · 7h

There are always two grindr profiles 0 ft from me when I log on at home:

• 😄 the guy downstairs (cute but def not single)
• 😆 the blank burner profile I logged into a few minutes earlier

Shortblondeguy @shortblondeguy.bsky.social · 14h

Oh the 2nd gen Fit. Explains it!

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Shortblondeguy @shortblondeguy.bsky.social · 14h

Are you outside of North America where it was available? (It might have been a hybrid in California, I think, for a fleeting moment.)

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Shortblondeguy @shortblondeguy.bsky.social · 15h

Screenshot of the album art on Apple Music for a song called Entropy Reigns (In the Celestial City) by Kelley Polar.

Shortblondeguy @shortblondeguy.bsky.social · 15h

I just have this little gas bebe, polluting the world a bit less than most cars, until he dies.

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Shortblondeguy @shortblondeguy.bsky.social · 15h

It feels good to be polluting the world less doesn't it?!

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Shortblondeguy @shortblondeguy.bsky.social · 1d

Early September hike in Dells of the Eau Claire Park in Marathon County, Wi.

I shot this on a tripod but had held it up to my chest & you can see my heartbeat in this shot. 😄

#photography #photographer #wausau #wisconsin

Shortblondeguy @shortblondeguy.bsky.social · 1d