🧡Abby 🌈
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🧡Abby 🌈
@shortandstout1.bsky.social
35 She/her
Queer AF
Hug More Trees 🌲
Eat the Rich
Reconstructing/deconstructing
Growing up is the worst
Witchy vibes 🪨
I hide from reality in hockey smut 🤘🏻
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Is it romantic how all my elegies eulogize me?
I'm not cut out for all these cynical clones
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Just realized I’ve never done an intro! Oops!

🧡 I’m Abby!
💚 Stoner Swiftie and Cannamom
💙 Mama to a horse, a dog, 2 cats (Auntie to one cat), and a human
❤️ I LOVE BOOKS! 📚
💛 Exvangelical and witchy 🌱
💜Chronically ill and ND and learning how to live with it
❤️‍🔥Not perfect and not trying to be
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if you got to go to the eras tour, even just once, please know that you won the lottery 🥹
December 13, 2025 at 4:29 AM
Happy Birthday to my favorite emotional support popstar! 🧡🫶🏻🧡
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December 13, 2025 at 5:20 AM
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Happy 36th birthday to the legendary Taylor Swift.
December 13, 2025 at 5:00 AM
Do you know how hard it is to deconstruct and heal from religion when your country is being overrun by religious nut jobs!?!? I did not sign up for this. I voted for the black lady….
December 13, 2025 at 5:17 AM
Florence and the Machine really is a national treasure! 🫶🏻🧡
December 13, 2025 at 2:14 AM
I can’t wait for more people to get madder. More people need to get on my level. Because life is bullshit.
December 12, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Making people take a day off and then not paying them for that day off, that they normally work… is low. I need my entire paycheck and losing a whole day fucking sucks.
December 12, 2025 at 5:22 PM
I am my biggest bully… the worst part is when my words and fears go into someone else who never actually said them… I wish I had one semi socially acceptable trait about myself that I could grasp on to but I am short, round, chronically ill and my brain is broken…. I just want to be normal…
December 10, 2025 at 5:19 PM
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December 10, 2025 at 2:57 AM
I have negative spoons and the gremlins are mean. Going to bed before my toddler was not on my list of things I needed to do this week but I’m done.
December 10, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Sometimes you need to leave work and go home and crawl into bed with the covers over your head… maybe tomorrow will be my day… because today definitely isn’t it
December 9, 2025 at 6:44 PM
How do you keep moving forward when all you want to do is disappear… fuck…
December 9, 2025 at 3:22 PM
It’s beautiful! 🧡🫶🏻
December 8, 2025 at 12:45 AM
I miss having friends. I miss that comfort of feeling like you have someone that you can sit and word vomit and not have to worry that what you’re saying is first round thoughts and not masked words. There’s safety and comfort in friends that I don’t think I fully appreciated until I lost them all.
December 7, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Doing things out of your comfort zone is terrifying… but rewarding as hell… it’s only Friday but what a damn weekend! 🧡
December 6, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Sometimes I’m no worse than a man 😂😂🧡🧡

#bigirlproblems
December 5, 2025 at 4:04 AM
I don’t know what it is about leaving the house for a few days that makes you psycho… but I had to sweep the kitchen floor for some reason before we left… I think I’m going to miss my house even though I’m excited for this trip 😂🙃

#myhouseismysanctuary
December 4, 2025 at 1:31 PM
And all of the foes and all of the friends
Have messed up before, they'll mess up again
Life is a song, it ends when it ends
You move on
And that's when I told you
It's alright
You were dancing through the lightning strikes
Sleepless in the onyx night
But now the sky is opalite
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December 3, 2025 at 2:26 PM
This is accurate. And I only used Apple Music for 5 months this year… still managed to listen to the lakes, 57 times and almost 1000 minutes of just TLOAS 😂😅
December 2, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Headed East
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December 2, 2025 at 7:40 PM
This bull looks pretty… but this commute is why I remembered why I worked from home for 5 years! 🙃
December 2, 2025 at 1:09 PM
A thick piece of sourdough bread, toasted in the air fryer with honey cinnamon butter is a literal mood changer… 🧡🐝🍞
November 30, 2025 at 4:07 PM
This weekends 90s movie that I watched wayyyyy too many times that helped shape me… - Drive Me Crazy with Melissa Joan Hart and Adrian Grenier

Damn I love a solid fake dating, boy next door trope! 😂🙃🧡
November 29, 2025 at 4:29 PM
My SIL made a snotty comment about me smoking before lunch yesterday and I guess I internalized it more than I thought… so I didn’t smoke before dinner tonight and I triggered a flare of some kind and its full body…. Now I remember why I smoke before I eat. It’s not always for funsies folx
November 28, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Polyamory. Wonderful for when you want two people telling you, you can’t have just weed and iced coffee for breakfast… 😂😂🙃🥰
November 28, 2025 at 2:57 PM