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The Swan
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Currently taking the shape of a swan on a lake. Posts are presented as parody. No shoes, please.
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The Swan @shoelessjeff.bsky.social · 46m
Former VP Dick Cheney Embarks on Classical Roman Conquest of Afterlife
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The Swan @shoelessjeff.bsky.social · 18h
Voter Keeps Ordering Same Caramel Macchiato From Machine
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The Swan @shoelessjeff.bsky.social · 1d
Awkward Handshake Ends in Stalemate
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The Swan @shoelessjeff.bsky.social · 2d
Local Buzz: Guy Makes Off With Lost Scarf into Wooded Area
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The Swan @shoelessjeff.bsky.social · 3d
Google Gemini Responses Actually All Generated by Allison, Typing Furiously From Projector Cart
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The Swan @shoelessjeff.bsky.social · 4d
Breaking: Royal Blue Ninja Sneaks Into #Halloween Parade Undetected
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The Swan @shoelessjeff.bsky.social · 5d
Enjoying Tourist Free October, OBX Homes Play in the Storm
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The Swan @shoelessjeff.bsky.social · 5d
#Nvidia Becomes First Trillion Dollar Company to Have Cool Looking CEO
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The Swan @shoelessjeff.bsky.social · 5d
The Biz: Hollywood Scraps Plans for West Wing Reboot 'The East Wing'
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The Swan @shoelessjeff.bsky.social · 5d
#MLB Offers Prop Bets on Magic Johnson as World Series MVP
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The Swan @shoelessjeff.bsky.social · 6d
College Dropout "Getting the Hang Of" Commanding Airspace
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The Swan @shoelessjeff.bsky.social · 8d
Last Hot Wing Comes Between Lifelong Friendship
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The Swan @shoelessjeff.bsky.social · 8d
Cowboys Successfully Chase Away Victory
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The Swan @shoelessjeff.bsky.social · 8d
Buddies Meet at Rustic Bar To Watch Destruction of Caribbean Together
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The Swan @shoelessjeff.bsky.social · 9d
Cool: Bio-Pic Reveals Mystery Lyrics from Springsteen Classics
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The Swan @shoelessjeff.bsky.social · 9d
Weekend: Suburban Truck Party About to Bust Loose and Order Pizza
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The Swan @shoelessjeff.bsky.social · 10d
Verizon Everything Plan Includes Smartphone, Contacts of Old Verizon Guy
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The Swan @shoelessjeff.bsky.social · 11d
Canine Poker Ring Vows Revenge On Cosa Nostra
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The Swan @shoelessjeff.bsky.social · 11d
@theonion.com Breaking: Andrew Cuomo Endorses Andrew Cuomo For Mayor
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The Swan @shoelessjeff.bsky.social · 12d
#Mariners SuperFan Comes to Grips, Returns to Underwater Man Cave Until Next Season #MLB
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The Swan @shoelessjeff.bsky.social · 12d
Coming Soon: The Swan Goes Deep with Newest Dallas Employee–Getting a Masters in NBA To Help Raise His GPA
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The Swan @shoelessjeff.bsky.social · 12d
Marketplace: Micro-Bowling Alley Spits Tickets, Collects Fingerprints, Coins, and Wishes to Meet a Genie. $12,095.
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The Swan @shoelessjeff.bsky.social · 13d
Furloughed Family's #Halloween Spread Now Just Bucket of "Mystery Soil"
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The Swan @shoelessjeff.bsky.social · 13d
Lourve Theives Leave Trail of Clues to Attend Iluminati Book Signing With Dan Brown
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The Swan @shoelessjeff.bsky.social · 14d
Hot Topic: Half Baked AI Browsers Being Released Into the Wild

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