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Shmohonk Dingdang
@shmohonk.bsky.social
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Techno goblins DNI
Hey..
November 2, 2025 at 7:54 AM
God just told me the banks are all out of money. Go withdraw all of your money now before it’s too late
April 4, 2025 at 4:18 AM
People be aura farming by self diagnosing BPD. Girl you aren’t manic you’re just unemployed!!!
March 28, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Naming my three kids Ann Tifa, Fifi Trixabelle, and Plexibus Warthog
March 28, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Was just denied a house loan because I financed my Venti Oat Milk Latte for 4 months and never paid it
March 26, 2025 at 9:15 PM
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Drama, not just a club in high school. My life was shorted by a group of gang stalkers who shot 6 terahertz bullets in my head. If that was not fucked up enough, they thought they were shooting at a gang stalker who stole my good name in virtue signaling.
March 16, 2025 at 11:18 AM
The female orgasm is like the closet in Narnia
March 11, 2025 at 5:55 AM
March 11, 2025 at 5:53 AM
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Does anyone even see me as a hikikimori femcel bimbo slut or just a man who works at a dead end job?
March 9, 2025 at 4:40 AM
Barack Obama is a jezebel spirit
March 9, 2025 at 4:38 AM
Hey
March 9, 2025 at 4:33 AM
Today I will turn into a demon craft
March 9, 2025 at 4:32 AM
STOP THE MICE FROM TURNING TRANSGENDER
March 5, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Need a pack of cigarettes, who got 12$ and cash app?
March 3, 2025 at 5:49 AM
@syrkvt.bsky.social Hey so it fucking expired… our 3 day snapstreak fucking expired. Are you fucking happy with yourself? Do you even fuckig care about me anymore?
March 2, 2025 at 1:22 AM
@syrkvt.bsky.social I hate to make this public but our Snapchat streak is expiring and I need you to keep it alive, it’s very important to me
March 1, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Anyone else’s gf take really long naps???
February 26, 2025 at 4:00 PM
This is how I feel every
February 25, 2025 at 2:52 AM
February 24, 2025 at 4:14 PM
DONT KILL YOURSELF!
February 23, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Y’all hussified buckle bunnies can’t handle a real genderqueer solo-poly ADHD cowperson like me
February 23, 2025 at 8:27 AM
Be careful out there guys
February 22, 2025 at 6:45 PM
February 22, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Can anyone identify this woman for me? This is the only pic I got right after she hit my car outside of the Wingstop on Main Street.
February 21, 2025 at 8:10 PM